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If they hadn't shown his penis we would never have figured out if Carver or Alvin was the father.
You're joking, right?
Is this real? I didn't know they even put that.
I am okay with my kids watching zombies, cannibals, sex, theft, murder, gore, cut your arm, fix your arm, I am okay with all of that. But Alvin JR having a modeled penis in the game? How am I supposed to explain my kids that?
You might want to check your priorities then.
It's pretty small, so Carver is the father?
Everyone knows men that are always angry is because they have a small peanus, South park told me so.
Onmens posted: »If they hadn't shown his penis we would never have figured out if Carver or Alvin was the father.
You must be the best parent in the world, then.
Thanks man, had a good laugh.
Isn't that the Umbilical Cord?
yeaaaaahhh
totally
AnimalBoy posted: »Isn't that the Umbilical Cord?
The thing behind the umbilical cord isn't...
I had a slightly more racist way of reasoning, but your way works too.
Candy_Bar posted: »It's pretty small, so Carver is the father? Everyone knows men that are always angry is because they have a small peanus, South park told me so.
It's pretty small, so Carver is the father? Everyone knows men that are always angry is because they have a small peanus, South park told me so.
I don't look at pictures to try and notice baby balls.
Dont_Look_Back posted: »yeaaaaahhh totally
yeaaaaahhh totally
Now I'm curious. What's your way!?
I need to know if my black son is mine, even though I am white and my wife is white.
Onmens posted: »I had a slightly more racist way of reasoning, but your way works too.
WTF?
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If they hadn't shown his penis we would never have figured out if Carver or Alvin was the father.
You're joking, right?
Is this real? I didn't know they even put that.
You might want to check your priorities then.
It's pretty small, so Carver is the father?
Everyone knows men that are always angry is because they have a small peanus, South park told me so.
You must be the best parent in the world, then.
Thanks man, had a good laugh.
Isn't that the Umbilical Cord?
yeaaaaahhh
totally
The thing behind the umbilical cord isn't...
I had a slightly more racist way of reasoning, but your way works too.
I don't look at pictures to try and notice baby balls.
Now I'm curious. What's your way!?
I need to know if my black son is mine, even though I am white and my wife is white.
WTF?