I love this scene! If you let the timer run for a bit, Mariana continues that she really needs a candy bar. It's so cute how she says it so matter-of-factly. XD
This unintentionally funny dialogue when Javier savagely told the New Frontiers to kill Francine with Conrad standing next to him.
Javier:"Go ahead, do it. She doesn't mean anything to me." Conrad"What!? Motherfucker!"
On a more emotional and serious note, Lee's final good bye to Clementine "I'll miss you" is a line that I will never forget. It was the closest fatherly way to say "I love you" and "farewell" at the same time. Just thinking about it while writing it down now makes me teary...
"Ben, shut up! My dad was Special Forces, I know what I'm doing."
I laughed way too much at this quote. I paused the game, scared the shit outta my dog when I laughed. I just thought, 'So did your dad train you at all or some shit?'
And when he got devoured by the Chompers, I was a little heartbroken that we couldn't save him but then I thought, "Meh, his dad was special forces; I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing."
The scenes involving Gabriel are pretty funny unintentionally:
Javier:"Go ahead, do it. She doesn't mean anything to me."
Conrad"What!? Motherfucker!"
Then when Javier tells Gabe to shoot Gabriel:
"Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?"
Then later on after you shot Gabriel:
"Where is Gabriel?"
"He didn´t make it..."
"Fuck, Fuck Fuck !"
No offense to Gabriel, he is pretty cool voiced actually but also a bit whiny, so I won´t miss him. Oh and he did threaten my lil Clem and no one comes out alive after that, at least not in my game.
The scenes involving Gabriel are pretty funny unintentionally:
Javier:"Go ahead, do it. She doesn't mean anything to me."
Conrad"What!? … moreMotherfucker!"
Then when Javier tells Gabe to shoot Gabriel:
"Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?"
Then later on after you shot Gabriel:
"Where is Gabriel?"
"He didn´t make it..."
"Fuck, Fuck Fuck !"
No offense to Gabriel, he is pretty cool voiced actually but also a bit whiny, so I won´t miss him. Oh and he did threaten my lil Clem and no one comes out alive after that, at least not in my game.
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"They are all fucking walkers, okay?"
-Clementine
Gets me every time.
''What can I say? I fucking love pudding'' lmao gets me everytime
"RaagaaAAARAHHHaahrgahaAAAGhhhhrrrrraagh"
-walker
Tripp: So...just keep your heads down, and steer clear of trouble, you got me?
Javier: I don't start trouble. I finish it.
Tripp: Okay Captain Big Nuts we get it.
XD
"The knee? It's about halfway down the leg."
"Please God, let there be candy bars."
"Amen."
This is me every time I open the kitchen cabinets.
Oh yesssssss!
"It smells like shit, right Lee?"
"Well. You're... you know... urban?"
"I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes!" (Am from Florida. Can confirm).
"Luke, he's becoming a danger to the group!"
"Why, 'cause you made it with Luke?"
"The second you start getting boners the whole world starts to get dark."
I immediately thought of "I'll miss you", but now I feel bad for bringing it up because of how positive this thread is lol
Yes. Just yes.
"My name is Paul, but my friends call me Jesus"
You have to be Jesus if your friends call you that lol
Best quotes/moments doesn't necessarily mean funniest or happiest, it's just the ones we like/find impactful.
Leafy!!!!
Welcome to the forums! : D
Leafy!
Hellloooooooooo!!
Wassup? It's been a while!
Hug received xD Whaddup, Lilac? I didn't know you guys were on here!
That's all I remember for now.
And one of my personal favourites...
"Hey Ben."
"Yeah?"
"See ya."
"Yeah."
I love this scene! If you let the timer run for a bit, Mariana continues that she really needs a candy bar. It's so cute how she says it so matter-of-factly. XD
Lmao I know right
Bro, we always on here XD that's how we know when someone hasn't been around a while.
Screw it. I know it's not Telltale but:
"I've been to eight county fairs and one goat rodeo... I never seen anything like that!"
"Ahh, honey, look at you... you're a damn mess!"
"You find some strong, like-minded comrades and you stay stuck together like wet on water"
"When you were, uhh, pouring the Bisquick... you trying to make pancakes?"
"Loose ends make my ass itch"
"Why are dingleberries brown? Just the way shit is!"
"You'd have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end"
"What the bitch!?!"
"Bitch nuts!"
"Mother dick!"
"Son of a dick!"
"Who's Negan?"
"Who's Deanna?"
~Sergeant Abraham Ford
Haha, fair enough xD
Javier: "What do you need the truck for?"
Clementine: "To drive."
"I'll miss you"
This unintentionally funny dialogue when Javier savagely told the New Frontiers to kill Francine with Conrad standing next to him.
Javier:"Go ahead, do it. She doesn't mean anything to me."
Conrad"What!? Motherfucker!"
On a more emotional and serious note, Lee's final good bye to Clementine "I'll miss you" is a line that I will never forget. It was the closest fatherly way to say "I love you" and "farewell" at the same time. Just thinking about it while writing it down now makes me teary...
"Ben, shut up! My dad was Special Forces, I know what I'm doing."
I laughed way too much at this quote. I paused the game, scared the shit outta my dog when I laughed. I just thought, 'So did your dad train you at all or some shit?'
And when he got devoured by the Chompers, I was a little heartbroken that we couldn't save him but then I thought, "Meh, his dad was special forces; I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing."
When I hear the name "Leafy" I think of the YouTuber, for whatever reason....
Ha ha, I got that when I chose to go with them first instead of Jane
Just chill, Ok?
No need to make things any harder.
What you got hiding under there boy?
Just remembered some more!
"I DON'T LIKE NO HASH"
This is actually gold.
"They're all fucking walkers, okay!"
"What can I say? I fucking love pudding."
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit!"
"Get that finger out of my face, Grandpa, before I jam it straight up your ass."
"When I'm done, I'm gonna ring their motherfucking bell for them."
" I DID tell him to call down." "Can it, asshole!"
"You gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade?"
The scenes involving Gabriel are pretty funny unintentionally:
Javier:"Go ahead, do it. She doesn't mean anything to me."
Conrad"What!? Motherfucker!"
Then when Javier tells Gabe to shoot Gabriel:
"Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?"
Then later on after you shot Gabriel:
"Where is Gabriel?"
"He didn´t make it..."
"Fuck, Fuck Fuck !"
No offense to Gabriel, he is pretty cool voiced actually but also a bit whiny, so I won´t miss him. Oh and he did threaten my lil Clem and no one comes out alive after that, at least not in my game.
You may have mistaken Conrad for Father Gabriel
Wrong guy. You're thinking of Gary.
I know. The guy with the glasses. They both work though.
"You say that like its so easy...Not everyone can be like you."
"What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit?"
"I wish we could've met differently, Clementine. You were kind. That is not common."