"You say that like its so easy...Not everyone can be like you."
"What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit?"
"I wish we could've met differently, Clementine. You were kind. That is not common."
"What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit?"
I love how Troy is so simultaneously disgusted and confused, he doesn't even bother shooting at first. It's like, that situation is so ridiculous that he just needs a minute to figure out what the fuck is going on first.
"You say that like its so easy...Not everyone can be like you."
"What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit?"
"I wish we could've met differently, Clementine. You were kind. That is not common."
Yeah, I know. The funny thing is he doesn't even get aggressive or raise his gun until he sees Luke reach for his, flat out demanding for someone to explain before that.
"What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit?"
I love how Troy is so simultaneously disgusted and confused, he… more doesn't even bother shooting at first. It's like, that situation is so ridiculous that he just needs a minute to figure out what the fuck is going on first.
Imagine walking outside, and seeing a group of people rubbing zombie guts all over themselves for no apparent reason. I'd probably have a similar reaction.
Yeah, I know. The funny thing is he doesn't even get aggressive or raise his gun until he sees Luke reach for his, flat out demanding for someone to explain before that.
"Can you show me how to use this? I couldn't find any bullets. If something's wrong, I should know. What if I have to use one?...Nobody tells me anything."
"I--I just could use some sleep, you know? [...]Yeah. I'm fine, okay? Don't worry about me"
Lilly about her dad, always strikes a cord with me:
Yeah, he's bitter and hateful, but that's all just to protect himself. And me. All he's got left in the world is me. And that goes both ways. So yeah, he's probably going to keep treating you like crap, but that's just because he still has one thing left to care about. So don't judge him. And don't judge me for sticking by him. He's my dad, and I love him.
At the end of Season 2 letting the family in.
Clementine: It's not much...but we'll make it better. (Hope)
Lilly about her dad, always strikes a cord with me:
Yeah, he's bitter and hateful, but that's all just to protect himself. And me. All he'… mores got left in the world is me. And that goes both ways. So yeah, he's probably going to keep treating you like crap, but that's just because he still has one thing left to care about. So don't judge him. And don't judge me for sticking by him. He's my dad, and I love him.
At the end of Season 2 letting the family in.
Clementine: It's not much...but we'll make it better. (Hope)
Do you know what it feels like to be beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. Like I was just floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. Then, I woke up again.
Clem: "I had a...friend...he had a wife, a son, he was really protective. And after that there were others. The thing about people is...they always change. Most people only care about themselves."
Kenny: "Do you know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death ? Peaceful...it was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me, and then I woke up again."
Carver: "They are weak and we are strong, it's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety."
Chuck: "You gotta consider her a living person. That's it. You're either living or you're not. You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong or smart. You're alive."
Javi: "[...] I did whatever I had to do to protect them.
Clem: "Sucks"
Javi: "What ?"
Clem: "That sometimes it's not enough."
I love how "Tell him off" option was something nobody expected and i'm sure that most people who chose it just went back and picked the other option. xD Sneaky Telltale..
Since we're doing all the funny dialogue, here's a little something I just got out of Tripp:
Javier: We don't have time for more bullshit.
Tripp: Well, looks like the bullshit found us anyway.
Max:
1. "Go on, you first. You get ambushed by your own people that shit's gonna make my day."
2. "You're starving, who the fuck isn't? At the end of your rope, though you'd hit paydirt. Honest mistake. But I got this sneaky fuckin' feeling... That you're full of shit."
"Now... I'm gonna walk away and... I might not look back... not 'cause I don't want to...
I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine." - Kenny, Stay at Wellington
Actually the whole damn scene either leaving with Kenny or staying at Wellington is so heart-wrenching.
Reggie: That was awkward. I won't do that again. I'm gonna go work now.
Lee: FUCKING DRIVE!
Lee: Are you dead...? HEY! ARE YOU DEAD??
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Omid: Our cat's gonna be pissed.
Kenny: Fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK! / That thing's not full of milk, Charles.
Lee: Hmm. Pointy.
Kenny: I don't know what the fuck you're sayin', but I know it's bullshit!
Lee: It's...People!
Brenda: Yup, Lee, it's all people in here!
Clementine: eats human flesh
Lee: FUCKING DRIVE!
He says as the cop is about to run someone over.
Lee: It's...People!
Brenda: Yup, Lee, it's all people in here!
Clementine: eats human flesh
I forgot about that line.
Comments
who says the last one?
Arvo.
I love how Troy is so simultaneously disgusted and confused, he doesn't even bother shooting at first. It's like, that situation is so ridiculous that he just needs a minute to figure out what the fuck is going on first.
Yeah, I know.
The funny thing is he doesn't even get aggressive or raise his gun until he sees Luke reach for his, flat out demanding for someone to explain before that.
I mean, I can't really blame him
Imagine walking outside, and seeing a group of people rubbing zombie guts all over themselves for no apparent reason. I'd probably have a similar reaction.
"Can you show me how to use this? I couldn't find any bullets. If something's wrong, I should know. What if I have to use one?...Nobody tells me anything."
"I--I just could use some sleep, you know? [...]Yeah. I'm fine, okay? Don't worry about me"
"You gotta be mean to keep goin' out here."
"Don't even phuckin' thank about it motherphucker I WILL END YEW."
"Weakness...incompetence..its what puts as all at risk." (Michael Madsen's delivery there was awesome.)
"MARK NEVER VOLUNTEERED TO BE FOOD!"
The urban lockpicking part.
Literally every time Kenny raised his voice.
The way Max says "We don't owe you shit" got me to laugh as well for someone reason.
These were just the ones off the top of my head.
This exchange between Danny and Lee has always stood out to me
Lilly about her dad, always strikes a cord with me:
Yeah, he's bitter and hateful, but that's all just to protect himself. And me. All he's got left in the world is me. And that goes both ways. So yeah, he's probably going to keep treating you like crap, but that's just because he still has one thing left to care about. So don't judge him. And don't judge me for sticking by him. He's my dad, and I love him.
At the end of Season 2 letting the family in.
Clementine: It's not much...but we'll make it better. (Hope)
Yeah, it's moments like that that make Season 1 what it is.
Lee: ´´Did you lick it?´´
Clem: ´´I Dunno...´´
True that.
Max: Clementine! How long it's been?
Clementine: Not long enough! shows middle finger
Max: Cute !
I've always loved Kenny's speech in S2E4.
Do you know what it feels like to be beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. Like I was just floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. Then, I woke up again.
Still. Not. Bit.
The only thing that comes to mind, which is also kind of bullshit because you get an achievment of same name, but my favorite is definitely
"Still, not, bitten", the defiance Clem gives off, as well as being a fuck you to everyone who doubted you, really shows how far shes come
"The second you start getting boners, the whole world starts to get dark."
Just in time to make quote of the year
The voice acting for the bandits in S1 were comical at best.
"Drew! Start putting your boot through these doors!"
Drew: Yeah!
Gets me every time.
BEHIND THE TRACTAH
Lol Omg... That voice... I just read that in that voice.
Hahaha I was hoping someone would bring "see ya" in here. It gets me so hard every time. 2 gud.
I never realized until now how many hilarious moments this game has. XD
Basically all the dialogue between Wyatt and Eddie sticks out to me.
Eddie: "Do you see them? Are they back there? Wyatt? Dude are they there or not? Wyatt talk words at me man! Say something, you fat asshole!"
Clem: "I had a...friend...he had a wife, a son, he was really protective. And after that there were others. The thing about people is...they always change. Most people only care about themselves."
Kenny: "Do you know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death ? Peaceful...it was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me, and then I woke up again."
Carver: "They are weak and we are strong, it's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety."
Chuck: "You gotta consider her a living person. That's it. You're either living or you're not. You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong or smart. You're alive."
Javi: "[...] I did whatever I had to do to protect them.
Clem: "Sucks"
Javi: "What ?"
Clem: "That sometimes it's not enough."
"Put the gun down bitch!"
"And you, shut the fuck up"
~ Larry
I love how "Tell him off" option was something nobody expected and i'm sure that most people who chose it just went back and picked the other option. xD Sneaky Telltale..
I have mentioned my favourite moments in S1 and S2 already, so this is just ANF content:
Since we're doing all the funny dialogue, here's a little something I just got out of Tripp:
I find myself enjoying the "less polite and nice" options with Javier more.
I know right? I didn't expect so much XD
"I'm not an asshole" - Clem (season 2)
"You get ambushed by your own people, that shit's gonna make my day" - Max (season 3)
Max:
1. "Go on, you first. You get ambushed by your own people that shit's gonna make my day."
2. "You're starving, who the fuck isn't? At the end of your rope, though you'd hit paydirt. Honest mistake. But I got this sneaky fuckin' feeling... That you're full of shit."
Javier: "I don't start trouble. I finish it."
Tripp: "Okay captain big nuts, we get it."
"Now... I'm gonna walk away and... I might not look back... not 'cause I don't want to...
I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine." - Kenny, Stay at Wellington
Actually the whole damn scene either leaving with Kenny or staying at Wellington is so heart-wrenching.
Reggie: That was awkward. I won't do that again. I'm gonna go work now.
Lee: FUCKING DRIVE!
Lee: Are you dead...? HEY! ARE YOU DEAD??
Omid: Our cat's gonna be pissed.
Kenny: Fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK! / That thing's not full of milk, Charles.
Lee: Hmm. Pointy.
Kenny: I don't know what the fuck you're sayin', but I know it's bullshit!
Lee: It's...People!
Brenda: Yup, Lee, it's all people in here!
Clementine: eats human flesh
He says as the cop is about to run someone over.
I forgot about that line.
"Jesus Christ, it's a person! FLOOR IT!"
It's not good....I don't know why everyone is crazy! Clem S1 Just cracks me up everytime. But that one line sums up TWD pretty well. Love.