Lonnie Appreciation Thread
His name is Lonnie... He deserved nothing that happened to him... Javier is a scumbag... His name is Lonnie.
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His name is Lonnie... He deserved nothing that happened to him... Javier is a scumbag... His name is Lonnie.
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RIP MY MAN LONNIE
Amen
I just wanted Lonnie to grab me and whisper the alphabet into my quivering ears with that sultry voice of his. I guess dreams die...
#LonnieForEpisodes4&5
Sometimes, I fantasize about him forcefully pinning me to the ground, pressing the cold barrel of the gun to my forehead. "If you do not comply, you will get these hands, my friend." Is what he will whisper to me, his hot breath tenderly tracing my neck.
Bang. The bullet pierces my skull. I wake up in a cold sweat, Lonnie is the only thing on my primitive mind.
How did he even die?
I don't think he is? It's just assumed, which is a weird assumption considering literally all we do is knock him over the head with a pistol, which would surely only knock him out or something.
The second I heard his deep, velvety voice I knew Javier was in trouble. I knew that if I let this suave sonuvabitch calm me down I'd be cuffed and it'd be over for me. I had to grab the crowbar, I'm sorry Lonnie. I'm sorry you were given a girl's name.
Oh cool, Lonnie's actor was the bad guy from True Detective...
I like your dedication
What did you even edit?
Oh, I made sure that you knew that his hot breath was tracing your neck in this scenario. Gotta add that layer to my fantasy, y'know.
;^)))
Nice xD
Telltale don't allow "appreciation threads" in their forum so i am going to have to close this.
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