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AJ VS BADGER: Leaked Episode 3 Scene(18+)

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in The Walking Dead

Thunder can be heard howling across Richmond. The deeply naturist and poorly cleaned town spells danger. Walkers can be heard moaning and cackling in small numbers across the street, living till they are either shot or stuck with a long thick needle through their necks. However, there appears to be a small fort around the center of the city, heavily bright and full of noise. That fort is owned by the...New Frontier. They live in a "peaceful" environment, living in this atrocity of a world. One night however, 2 enormous super humans emerge as fighters. AJ: A baby with some tricks up his sleeve and Badger: A hairline so receding it made its way backwards to his chin. They find themselves fighting but since this is an 18+ scene, there is gonna be a lot more than "fighting"...

AJ VS BADGER

AJ is locked up in his cell, creepily staring at this one corner. There is nothing particularly interesting about that corner but AJ IS interested. He slowly licks his lips and becomes mesmerized by the amazing look of that corner. He gets up and tries to head for that corner with his little legs but is interrupted by someone at the opposite end of the door cell...Badger. AJ stares creepily at him, licking his lips ever so furiously as he anticipates his...lunch.
"Here is your dead rabbit, AJ." Badger generously states as he throws the rabbit into the cell, arousing AJ even further. AJ quickly leaps and devours the entire rabbit whole, licking his lips from all that blood! Unfortunately, it does not satisfy AJ's cravings! He furiously stares at Badger's eyes and soul before saying:
"Gimme more fucking rabbits, ya baldo whore before i fucking shove your gun up yo ass, bitch!"
Badger is shocked!
"Excuse me AJ but you cannot have any-"
"I do not give 2 dead lees bitch for all I know, gimme more fuckin rabbits or I pop ya!"
AJ is enraged! He smashes the cell door, making Badger literally fly to the end of the hallway, completely surprising him.
"Listen, ermm AJ! Let's not get into some beef, ok?"
"Bitch yo pissed me off to fucking standard, now suffer the fucking consequences!"
Incredibly, AJ pulls an M249 machine gun from his ass and starts shooting ferociously at Badger, constantly blowing off limbs and muscles from his fragile body. After 37 minutes of non stop shooting, AJ stops and says"Hasta La Vi-

OMG! Badger miraculously regenerates back to full form and maniacally laughs, telling AJ that he forget that good ol' badger has some of the finest plot armor ever built! However, AJ disregards this and shouts:
"Boy I'll fucking shove that plot armor up your fucking ass you redneck scumbag!"
"Silly AJ you cannot comprehend my powers."
SUDDENLY, AJ teleports right in front of Badger, shoving his plot armor up his ass and killing him instantly. In tears of badassery, AJ calmly says,"Next time gimme 2 rabbits, chav!"

The End

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