heads up: you are all commiting a crime playing (or watching) this game
abattoir
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watching closeups of two little children french kiss makes you participant in pedophilia. you are commiting crime by watching it. i dont know what telltale was thinking crossing this line. ever seen two children their age kiss in actual movies or tv shows? i know i havent. this is all just so disgusting and i cant believe people are being so meh about it.
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btw, i am reacting to this late because when i first see that pic, i thought someone model swapped kate and javi kiss scene with clementine and gabe. i never thought telltale would actually do that.
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That ain't a french kiss, mate.
oh? please teach me romeo. unlike u, i never kissed a girl before.
Guess we're all going to prison, guys.
Nice knowing you all.
I'm actually a Juliet. It was just quick regular kiss, lips touched and that's it.
We should all make a prison gang, otherwise I imagine precisely 99.9% of us will be dead before our first day is over.
Well... what time do we get arrested? I need to know in advance. And can we all go to the same prison? It would make things easier for us.
Oh look, another troll.
am i sentenced for death or 25 years?
please tell me this thread is just a joke...
Is this a joke?
Do you know what Pedophilia is?
Now, One: they were kissing. Now having sex. We don't know if they feel actual sexual attraction towards each other. I don't think so. But since they're both teenagers, it wouldn't be surprising. Gross, but not surprising.
Two: Both of them are children. Under 16 years old. No age difference (maybe a year who cares). Both DURING puberty. Puberty means getting crushes and kissing people and crazy hormones.
Three: French kiss example in Spoiler Tag comment below. I don't know you, but these two weren't French Kissing:
Four: This is a joke, right? This HAS to be a joke. No way you're serious. Either that or I'm worse that I thought getting jokes.
Five:
Yeah, lots of time. Mostly in real life. And way under 13.
Six: This is a joke right?
Seven: Does watching these two kissing (K-I-S-S-I-N-G, NOT SEX) cause you any reaction?
French Kiss:
only joke here is that some telltale writer (an adult i suppose) was actually thinking about two children kissing and put it in this game. i dont know if it was french kiss or not, i didnt watch video and i never will, but from the picture it sure looked like it. even if it wasnt, it doesnt make it any better. romantic relationships between children creep me out and make me uncomfortable. if u think otherwise, you are the one who has a big problem, not me.
What should we call ourselves? I vote for either "The Shitbirds" or "Clem's Bitches".
I'm inclined to go with option B just because the idea of Clem growing up and making a Negan style survivor gang called Clem's Bitches is making me chuckle.
Lmao, Gabe lived in my game so I didn't get to see it. I don't care at all about shipping anyway.
I'm stuck between laughing at this thread and facepalming at it.
hell yeah season 4 idea lol
Haha yes!! Clem's getting her own gang of minions to do her bidding!
Maybe we can all get matching tattoos of Clem's hat on our arms
Great idea!! @Abattoir would be great as Sherry.
I always knew Blind Sniper would be put away for his shipping.
But I'm having so much fun here!
BEWARE! CHILDREN IN PUBERTY FULL OF HORMONES AND TEEN ANARCHY CAN'T FEEL ROMANTIC ATRACTION! THEY'RE ALL AROMANTIC ASEXUALS! KILL YOU BI JAVIs! IT'S HURTING OUR CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! INNOCENT KISSES ARE PORN! PORNPORNPEDOPOR! SIN! SINSINSINSINSIN!!
Going to jail for playing Telltale's Walking Dead games?
I just hope a zombie apocalypse will happen on my road to prison so I can experience Season 1 extended version.
Just curious if this makes us partaking in pedophilia then what does it make us watching Simba and Nala have sex in the lion king?
I would say beastiality, but that would involve... you know what? No, nevermind. Not going there.
Ah, that's what Nate is into. Makes sense now.
So then we're all going to hell for cheating on our brother David with his wife, going to jail for all the countless acts of murder in TFTB, Got, TWD, TWAU,, charges of breaking and entering when playing as Batman, and animal negligence in MC:SM
Seems legit.
And die three months later?
..what
We're all furries now.
I'm not cut out for prison life