Today I learned of Alexis Texas, a porn star.
My name is Alexis. My elementary school librarian used to call me Alexis Texas, even though I was born in fucking Japan and grew up in Virginia.
WTF
I almost had the same thing happen to me when I was eating Grilled Pork Chops one time. I really hated having to keep double checking my plastic fork to make sure I didn't get any bits of it in the Pork Chop.
So there I was eating dinner, and while chewing I felt something hard in my mouth and spit to find a centimeter of one of the prongs from th… moree plastic fork I was using.
But when I looked to inspect my fork I found that two pieces of prong were missing. So it seems that I have swallowed about a couple millimeters of plastic fork.
I should probably chew my food properly from now.
Well after my first therapist got pregnant (because for some reason people want children but whatever) I became 18 and she doesn't work with patients who are 18 years old. So I talk to my doctor who is my new therapist.
He is oke dude and nice good man... But God do I find him boring to talk to but I could be oke with that if he: Didn't tell my mother the first second she walked in what my problem was like wtf dude!? I can't talk about some kind of trauma I received from a video game (not a joke) with him rolling his eyes LISTEN DUDE MY OLD THERAPIST BELIEVES IT! he just wants me to deal with everything the world throws at me but I can't change shit... Than what is to point of talking to him ''he doc what's the point of talking? what money oooh that makes sense''.
Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if my discussions end like that.
Today I learned of Alexis Texas, a porn star.
My name is Alexis. My elementary school librarian used to call me Alexis Texas, even though I was born in fucking Japan and grew up in Virginia.
WTF
Well, Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2 were successful which means it's still a chance. First Battlefront game's major issues were the lack of … morecontent and being forced to pay much more. Like I said, they did confirm Season Pass won't be included. And yes, I will buy it if only it gets great reviews.
Aaron Judge of the Yankees just keeps amazing me. In his rookie season, he's batting .341 and is leading the league in homers, and today, he just blasted a 495 ft. homerun.
atleast he was handsome and good looking and very good in bed with the ladies unlike you some stupid leader whos chat is dead it was never dead when i was the handsome leader stupid
yeah probably because the old leader sabotaged it because he wanted to me see me fail and he's a sore loser and was lacking friends whereas I had plenty
atleast he was handsome and good looking and very good in bed with the ladies unlike you some stupid leader whos chat is dead it was never dead when i was the handsome leader stupid
yeah probably because the old leader sabotaged it because he wanted to me see me fail and he's a sore loser and was lacking friends whereas I had plenty
Shelly Shenoy mentioned me in her facebook livestream (she is the VA of Kate in TWDS3)
https://www.facebook.com/ShellyShenoyOfficial/
… moreHer live video at 5:25
"Rachel from twitter"
I'm SHAKING I love this woman so much she is a blessing on this good earth she deserves everything good in this world.
I feel like I'm the only one who is excited for this game.
Don't flip out, please. I know, I know. Kojima is not involved in this game development, zombies (which weren't a thing) in a Metal Gear game, no Solid Snake or Big Boss etc.
Before you say anything, you need to know that I'm not a Metal Gear fan. I played Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain and I love it to death, I played MGS4 once but I never finished it. The reason why I'm excited for this is because I'm a hardcore zombie fan, I played The Walking Dead, Dead Rising, Dying Light, The Last of Us etc. But I understand why Konami deserves a lot of hate, I hate them too, for cancelling Silent Hills especially. Even if it's not a thing for real fans, it still might be amazing game for non-fans.
Woow. Job really did some hinting on that stream. 'Things you asked for a very long time is getting closer' or something like that. Wolf, Borderlands, pre-TWD games... What do you guys think?
Woow. Job really did some hinting on that stream. 'Things you asked for a very long time is getting closer' or something like that. Wolf, Borderlands, pre-TWD games... What do you guys think?
Woow. Job really did some hinting on that stream. 'Things you asked for a very long time is getting closer' or something like that. Wolf, Borderlands, pre-TWD games... What do you guys think?
Woow. Job really did some hinting on that stream. 'Things you asked for a very long time is getting closer' or something like that. Wolf, Borderlands, pre-TWD games... What do you guys think?
"Some of the things you have been asking for a LONG time is coming closer"
"This year you'll be very happy"
"Mostly fans of mature rated Telltale games"
"this year will be a good year"
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it's okay, we don't judge
I almost had the same thing happen to me when I was eating Grilled Pork Chops one time. I really hated having to keep double checking my plastic fork to make sure I didn't get any bits of it in the Pork Chop.
Well after my first therapist got pregnant (because for some reason people want children but whatever) I became 18 and she doesn't work with patients who are 18 years old. So I talk to my doctor who is my new therapist.
He is oke dude and nice good man... But God do I find him boring to talk to but I could be oke with that if he: Didn't tell my mother the first second she walked in what my problem was like wtf dude!? I can't talk about some kind of trauma I received from a video game (not a joke) with him rolling his eyes LISTEN DUDE MY OLD THERAPIST BELIEVES IT! he just wants me to deal with everything the world throws at me but I can't change shit... Than what is to point of talking to him ''he doc what's the point of talking? what money oooh that makes sense''.
Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if my discussions end like that.
Holy fucking shit thank God you are alright!
I can't watch E3 the next 3 days because dumb ass real life reasons seriously people GAMES >>>>>>>>>> Real life
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AutisticGamer will probably never return probably because this forum is so freaking toxic
Both still had plenty of EA-Shit wrong with them but okay, sure.
Fair enough.
Nah, he'll be back. Besides, this isn't the most toxic forum out there. There's some good about it.
Aaron Judge of the Yankees just keeps amazing me. In his rookie season, he's batting .341 and is leading the league in homers, and today, he just blasted a 495 ft. homerun.
Shelly Shenoy mentioned me in her facebook livestream (she is the VA of Kate in TWDS3)
https://www.facebook.com/ShellyShenoyOfficial/
Her live video at 5:25
"Rachel from twitter"
I'm SHAKING I love this woman so much she is a blessing on this good earth she deserves everything good in this world.
Hopefully...
psst become a cool boy and click this link ok thanks
https://discord.gg/gHTPe
I like that server it's the best, the owner is a decent guy as well.
wtf is that picture are we back in 2015
Frick you the owner was cool back when I owned it go to heck scum
Yeah but that owner was a tyrant
atleast he was handsome and good looking and very good in bed with the ladies unlike you some stupid leader whos chat is dead it was never dead when i was the handsome leader stupid
dude how about we play TFTB
yeah probably because the old leader sabotaged it because he wanted to me see me fail and he's a sore loser and was lacking friends whereas I had plenty
yeah but you know whats great you can make the discord server great again by clicking this link please do
https://discord.gg/gHTPe
dude you know who also loves TFTB everyone in our local discord come on stop by if you want
https://discord.gg/gHTPe
she's so cute protect her
Why you hate him?
it is and you can join for the little price of free i recommend it im pretty sure everyone loves athena in there
i think athena is stinky but im not a part of the discord chat so thats why
You're talking a lot of shit. I wonder why.
You know for somebody who contributes to 80% of the toxicity on these forums you sure do like talking shit.
Projecting much?
Who doesn't?
Tel me why, smart guy.
Because you have that douchebag (I forgot his name) from The Game Awards as your profile pic.
I feel like I'm the only one who is excited for this game.
Don't flip out, please. I know, I know. Kojima is not involved in this game development, zombies (which weren't a thing) in a Metal Gear game, no Solid Snake or Big Boss etc.
Before you say anything, you need to know that I'm not a Metal Gear fan. I played Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain and I love it to death, I played MGS4 once but I never finished it. The reason why I'm excited for this is because I'm a hardcore zombie fan, I played The Walking Dead, Dead Rising, Dying Light, The Last of Us etc. But I understand why Konami deserves a lot of hate, I hate them too, for cancelling Silent Hills especially. Even if it's not a thing for real fans, it still might be amazing game for non-fans.
As per request: @Ironwoodlover is a giant butt sucker
you suck
do you hear me
YOU
SUCK
this... this is mod abuse!
someone please control this man!!!!!
absolutely unnaceptable
Woow. Job really did some hinting on that stream. 'Things you asked for a very long time is getting closer' or something like that. Wolf, Borderlands, pre-TWD games... What do you guys think?
I'm betting on Thrones if I had to guess.
hopefully they finish some of their games first
inb4 wolf s2
but no got
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
This is what Job said (approximately):
"Some of the things you have been asking for a LONG time is coming closer"
"This year you'll be very happy"
"Mostly fans of mature rated Telltale games"
"this year will be a good year"