The "Leaked" season 3 script
Clementine and the rest of the group (Kenny, Marge, Marge’s Baby, Oscar, and Clementine) run into the Break Room and lock the door behind them as the entire school is flooded with Walkers. There are no windows or other doors.
Kenny: Shit, there’s no fuckin’ way out!
Clementine: Don’t worry, the door seems really strong. I don’t think they even saw us. They’ll wander off eventually.
Kenny: But how the fuck long will that take? We don’t have any fuckin’ food with us! We’ll starve, for fuck’s sake!
Clementine: It should only take a few minutes.
Marge: I agree. It shouldn’t take long.
Kenny turns to eye Marge, then looks down to eye the baby held in Marge‘s arms. He licks his lips.
Kenny: We have to eat the baby.
DRAMATIC MUSIC STAB.
Marge: What? No!
Kenny: We have no fuckin choice, goddamit! We have to eat the fuckin baby! Gestures towards the napkin holder on the table. We can light these napkins up and cook it real thorough-like–
Clementine: Kenny–
Kenny: YOU shut the fuck up, Clementine! I’m gettin’ real sick and fuckin’ tired of havin’ to make all the tough fuckin’ choices around here! Especially with you always tryna fuckin stab me in the fuckin’ back like this! Ffffffuck!
Oscar: [Panicked] Can’t we just give it a little more time?
Kenny: There is no more fuckin’ time, goddamit! Look around you! Do you see any time? No? You know why? Cause there is no more fuckin’ time, goddamit!
Clementine: Looks Around. But what about the vending machines–
Kenny: Stop fuckin’ tryna fuckin change fuckin’ the fuckin’ subject, fuckin’ Clemen-fuckin’-tine! We have to do something about this, NOW!
Marge: [Crying] No! I won’t let you do it!
Kenny: Then I have no choice! Pulls out gun.
Oscar sees this and audibly shits himself.
Clementine: Kenny, PLEEASE!
Oscar: Sighs. He’s right, Clem.
Clementine: What? No!
Oscar: [Resigned] There’s no other way. We have to eat the baby.
Kenny: Exactly! It’s the baby or all of us!
Clementine: I–
Kenny: There ARE no good choices, Clem! It’s kill everyone or eat the baby! Now choose!
Marge: [Sobbing Loudly] What a dilemma!
Kenny‘s grip on the gun slips and it flies through the air, landing between Kenny and Clementine.
Kenny: Shit!
Kenny runs for the gun as time slows down for the player.
CHOICE:
EAT THE BABY
KILL EVERYONE
I posted this awhile ago and the post got taken down. But now that season 3 is over, looking back at it its really really stupid. Also i'm waiting for the "this sounds like a better plot than New Frontier".
EDIT : This was not made by me, I found it online
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It's shit like this that make me all the more happy that Kenny is [hopefully] gone for good, satirical or not.
Let.
It.
Go.
Beautiful.
"What about the vending machines-"
"Kenny: Stop fuckin’ tryna fuckin change fuckin’ the fuckin’ subject, fuckin’ Clemen-fuckin’-tine! "
You nailed it man. hahahah
I was really concerned this wasn't satirical.
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I don’t think kenny would want to eat a baby...
That's why I called it a satire: It's something he probably wouldn't do, but it perfectly sums up how he tends to act anyway.
I kinda don’t think he’d eat anyone in general, or kill his own group cos they disagree with him
Eh, not intentionally at least.
You know damn well what I'm talking about, smart-aleck. Get over your Kenny complex already.
If anything, the problem is that I don't have a complex like the rest of ya'll. I'm just more than sick of seeing/hearing so much of him at this point.
Never forget, a man can get lucky. Real lucky.