No Going Black (S2 E5 written by the fanfic writers)

Author's Note: This is Malachite and welcome to the sequel to Omid the Ruins. So, yeah. Anyone who read Omid the Ruins probably knows by now that the thread got closed pretty fast. I assume one of the mods was either offended by the way I kind of chuckled at the fanfic writers, or the name of this episode (which I realize now could of been perceived as racist; sorry, that was never my intention- it was meant to refer to how most fanfiction stories refuse to take on a darker tone). If I hurt the feelings of anyone with Omid the Ruins, I truly apologise. I never meant to offend anyone. Listen, if anyone has any trouble with these parodies, feel free to PM me. If you have any problems with them, any at all, I will immediately shut them down. Just ask.

No Going Black
This series is not meant to hurt or offend. Please take it lightly.
(A faraway shot is shown of a house in a little gated community. It is snowing outside. We are given an interior view of the living room.)
Narrator: Omid's Home is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Bearded Omid: (Swings open front door) Honey, I'm home!
Audience: (Cheers)
Omid Jr: (Runs up to Omid) Daddy!
Bearded Omid: (Chuckles like a man) Alright, alright son... (Omid Jr. begins using his teeth to rip into Omid's neck. Omid's ace turns pale as blood squirts everywhere. He tries to rip Omid Jr. off.) What the fk?! WHAT THE FK (F**K stands for (looks around and whispers) frik, of course- I'm not Satan)?!
(Omid falls onto the floor, still screaming. Suddenly all the other characters in zombie forms appear around him and begin tearing into his flesh.)
Bearded Omid: AHH, NO LELAND, WHY?
(Omid is seen waking up in a bed next to Christa. He looks perfectly fine. He checks the baby monitor. Omid Jr. is heard snoring peacefully. Bearded Omid breathes a sigh of relief. As he's pulling the baby monitor away, a voice can be heard.)
Baby Monitor Voice: _No going black, Omid.)
(Suddenly, a person wearing a Sam the Dog mask appears in the doorway of the room with a crossbow. He has a button with a picture of that Hitler kid Arno or Something on it crossed out. Before Bearded Omid has a chance to scream, a crossbow bolt impales him to the back of the bed, instantly killing him. A close- up is shown of the killer's mask.)
Baby Monitor Voice (who I guess is not really a voice now but WHAtever LMAO): I guess we'll have to OMID his part from the story.
Audience: (Laughs)
(A cheesy TV transition is used to move to the next morning.)
Pregnant Clementine: (About to leave house) Christa, I'm out go meet up with Sarah who of course I'm still friends with even though she's too imature for me.
(Christa is sitting on the couch with a newspaper covering her face. She slowly pulls it down to reveal her bloodshot, crying eyes.)
Christa: Why don't you check with Omid first, sweetie?
Clem: (Uses very dramatic facepalm.) Christa!
Audience: (Laughtrack)
Christa: (Starts to sob and shake)(Whispers) I can't do this.
(Clementine gently sits next to Christa, a fake smile plastered on her face.)
Clementine: (Whispers) You can't do this now. Fake smile, dear God, Christa, FAKE SMILE! YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT THEY-
(An axe appears to be flung out of the fireplace. It impales Clementine in the face.)
Audience: Ooh.
(Christa screams and jumps over the couch. As she tries to run for the back door, a grappling hook impales her in the stomach. She cries out. After yanking on the rope, a different Sam the Dog mask man is pulled out of the fireplace. Suddenly, Baby Monitor Voice, clad in Omid's skin, runs in from the kitchen and slams Christa to the ground. She struggles against him. The laughtrack is played on loop. Christa's throat is eventually slit.)
Baby Monitor Voice (To Fireplace Dude): Put this one on (Points at Christa). The girl must be saved for the high king.
Omid Jr: (Creeps into room with teddy bear as Fireplace dude is preparing to enter Christa) Daddy?
Baby Monitor Voice: (Pulls out knife and stares at OJ creepily) (In bad Omid impression) Wow, do you know how long its been since I've seen a kid?
(Suddenly, a bloody Kenny rushes in, clad with his American Sword. He swings a hearty blow into BMV's neck. Blood spills out, and the fanfic writer falls to the floor. The laugh track is still going nonstop.)
Omid Jr: (Stares at body, then looks up to face Kenny) Watch ou-
Fireplace Dude: (Comes up from ground in Christa costume and grabs Kenny. Peels knife out of Christa's neck and stabs it in Kenny's good eye.)
(Omid Jr screams and runs from the house. On the winter street, all the other TWD characters can be seen either trying to escape fron the fanfic writers or getting executed. As OJ turns to look at Doug getting his head bashed in, he trips and drops teddy. As he reaches for the bear, a doucebag clad in Lee's skin with a nametag that says "Malachite" jumps on top of the boy.)
Malachite or Something: You can't escape us, OJ Simpson. These personalities NEED TO CHANGE!
OJ Simpson: (Struggling) Doesn't that kind of ruin the story though? Like the personalities are already pretty good.
Malachite: No! Experts like us can change them! Haven't you read Young and Young at Heart, Into the Fray, and Growing Pains?
OJ Simpson: Yeah, but those are the only ones!
Malachite: Nuh-uh! There are great interactive stories like No Safety and The Night Is Lo-
(A sword is stabbed through Malachite's head. It barely misses OJ. After Malchite's body falls, Leland can be seen standing, clad in the skin of fanfic writes. He has the GoT sword "Ice" in his hands.)
Leland: (In epic whisper) No self advertising.
(Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Need For Change (Now the official name if this series))
(OJ Simpson appears to be standing on top of a desert mountain. He is visibly at least 15 years older.)
Leland: (Super old but still awesome) Remember what I taught you...
OJ: (Pulls Ice out of ground in battle position) Right. Leave no survivors.
(Author's Note: Okay, ONE scene!)