If you want a fully fleshed out experience, Season 1.
If you don't want to deal with how long a few episodes can go on for, the clunky gun controls, and play as mascot, then Season 2.
That's a loaded Question, but Clem has more meat so i'd pick her. Violet is skinny and wouldn't even fulfill much entrees.
Would you rather be starred in a commercial with Kenny or be in a news report with Carley?
Selling boat cleaner with the boat god on prime time? Millions of viewers. Meeting the boat god himself? Fuck yes lol. You know Kenny is made for TV. I'd be a business partner with him. Boat God's Boat care kit. 39.99. order now and get a boat god T- Shirt free. Carly is cool but news is so boring. Probably be reporting about how Cosby got a hotdog bun thrown at him by another inmate or something.
If you, Violet, and Clementine were trapped in the St. John's meat locker, and would be stuck in there for 2 weeks, would you rather:
Side with Clem and eat Vi
or
Side with Vi and eat Clem
A. Be stranded on a island with Carver, Badger and Larry but you have plenty of food surplus and clean water. Delicious snacks, meats, banana trees and canned food.
B. Be stranded on a island with Lee and Clem but you have nothing but freeze dried antelope ball sacks and cardboard. You have to eat worms and shit. The water has no eatable fish and is polluted. Island has no good food. You'll have to live on bugs and random birds.
WOULD YOU RATHER
A. Be stranded on a island with Carver, Badger and Larry but you have plenty of food surplus and clean water. Delicious… more snacks, meats, banana trees and canned food.
B. Be stranded on a island with Lee and Clem but you have nothing but freeze dried antelope ball sacks and cardboard. You have to eat worms and shit. The water has no eatable fish and is polluted. Island has no good food. You'll have to live on bugs and random birds.
A. Have all your freedom taken away forever, but be given a comfortable and reliable standard of living. You will also know what it's like to have had freedom before.
B. Have absolute freedom, but struggle with unreliable and hostile conditions that could kill you at any time.
Season 1 by a long shot. Season 2's solid, but not classic. Season 1 is the definite classic of all the seasons (so far). Season 4's been shaping up really well too.
WOULD YOU RATHER
A. Be stranded on a island with Carver, Badger and Larry but you have plenty of food surplus and clean water. Delicious… more snacks, meats, banana trees and canned food.
B. Be stranded on a island with Lee and Clem but you have nothing but freeze dried antelope ball sacks and cardboard. You have to eat worms and shit. The water has no eatable fish and is polluted. Island has no good food. You'll have to live on bugs and random birds.
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You know, you say that and I immediately think of the train.
Would you rather learn how to play an acoustic guitar with Chuck or learn how to play the piano with Louis?
I already know piano and kinda wanna learn a bit of guitar, so Chuck.
Neither
Depends.
Chuck, although I’d probably have to hold my breath when i’m around him on account of him smelling like shit
Would you rather kill an ant or kill Kenny?
If you want a fully fleshed out experience, Season 1.
If you don't want to deal with how long a few episodes can go on for, the clunky gun controls, and play as mascot, then Season 2.
Save all 3 kids at the expense of Tenn dying as a result, or only save 1 of your choice?
Gotta go Chuck
Well, it's not exactly done and hasn't been that engrossing imo, so maybe, with a pin in it.
You kidding? I'll eat that ant. And not one of those tiny sugar ants. A freakin Bullet Ant if I must.
Season 2 with the length and cohesiveness it should've had.
Luke
Sarah
Probably the last, but if everyone is going to die anyway, then maybe the first.
Lobster claws
That's arguable.
Would you rather have Carver or the Stranger join your group?
Vernon
Ben. I think Gabe is younger, and therefore, has more of a chance to grow.
Lucille'd - easy.
Gabe. He's a stupid kid. Ben is a stupid teenager.
save 1 kid of my choice
Is there an echo?
What's funny is that they're both teenagers--Gabe's 13/14, while Ben is 17/18.
The Stranger. Assuming we were careful not to do anything that hits to close to home or worse, IS the homerunner.
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Would you rather draw with Tenn or play baseball with Javier?
Both sound nice, but I suppose I could stand to play some actual ball.
Draw with Tenn, I suck at baseball. It’d be even worse against a professional athlete who has a tendency to rub it in.
You could practice baseball with Javier, and he only rubs it in when you choose the negative dialogue choices, but I respect your opinion.
If you swing and miss he still shows off about it. Just part of his character.
That's a loaded Question, but Clem has more meat so i'd pick her. Violet is skinny and wouldn't even fulfill much entrees.
Selling boat cleaner with the boat god on prime time? Millions of viewers. Meeting the boat god himself? Fuck yes lol. You know Kenny is made for TV. I'd be a business partner with him. Boat God's Boat care kit. 39.99. order now and get a boat god T- Shirt free. Carly is cool but news is so boring. Probably be reporting about how Cosby got a hotdog bun thrown at him by another inmate or something.
WOULD YOU RATHER
A. Be stranded on a island with Carver, Badger and Larry but you have plenty of food surplus and clean water. Delicious snacks, meats, banana trees and canned food.
B. Be stranded on a island with Lee and Clem but you have nothing but freeze dried antelope ball sacks and cardboard. You have to eat worms and shit. The water has no eatable fish and is polluted. Island has no good food. You'll have to live on bugs and random birds.
A. I'll just wait for all three of them to kill each other first and then enjoy the abundance of clean water and delicious food.
In the apocalypse, would you rather:
A. Have all your freedom taken away forever, but be given a comfortable and reliable standard of living. You will also know what it's like to have had freedom before.
B. Have absolute freedom, but struggle with unreliable and hostile conditions that could kill you at any time.
Season 1 by a long shot. Season 2's solid, but not classic. Season 1 is the definite classic of all the seasons (so far). Season 4's been shaping up really well too.
To be fair, Javier is a wisecracker.
...Well shit. Guess I'd have to tough it out and hang with an asshole and two terrible atrocities.
But while the opportunity is here...Hakuna Matata!
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Oh wow.