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Monkey Island Caption Contest #28: The Wolf takes over!

SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
edited November 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Hello there fellow fans!
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(see what I did there? Eh? Ehhh? No? Nevermind)

From now on I shall organize this world-wide-known contest-thingy!
So, yeah... awesome. I'm awesome. Thank you.

And the winners are!! *drum roll*
Hayden wrote: »
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Guybrush: "But the bridge looks fi-..."
Troll: "Just shutup and do what the sign says!"
Guybrush: "*Gulp*, yes mam."
Troll: "..."
Polychrome wrote: »
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Winslow: Betcha can't hit that shark!

Guybrush: You're on!

Honorable mention:
Sarendor wrote: »
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Graham: May I help you, my good man?
Troll: None shall PAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

CONGRATULATIONS! The winners get a brand...new... Cantlookaway!!

Here is the Cantlookaway!

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Fascinating... erm, so,

The Hall of Fame:
Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Edward VanHelgen x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
GuruGuru214 x2
Polychrome x1
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
MonkeyMania x1
tabstis x1

(I should organize this alphabetically for next time)

Ooookay, and now, the new picture thingies! Muahahaha!

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(didn't expect that, did you? :p)

Ready, get set, GO!

Comments

  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited October 2010
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    Safe clean drinking water my A..ARRRG!


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    Hmm and you say you dreamed you where being chased by a pirate in a theme park.
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
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    I lost me bucket.

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    Kauff: So what do we do now? We don't know where we are, we don't know how to get out of here, and we're STUCK! STUCK I TELL YA! AHAHAHA... OHH, LOOK AT US, WE'RE SOOOOO STUCK! *makes crazy faces STUCK STUCK STUCK... and that's all because of YOUR stupidity that we got here in the first place!

    Gustav: Calm down, my dear friend. Gustav knows what needs to be done. I've heard that you just need to use things on other things.

    Kauff: Oh great. *use* FIST on GUSTAV
  • TeethTeeth
    edited October 2010
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
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    "Mwahahahaha! I have successfully stolen Abe Lincoln's hat!"
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
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    "We're not even from Monkey Island!"
  • HaydenHayden
    edited October 2010
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    Gustav: "I think I may have smoked this pipe a little too much today."
    Kauff: "What makes you think that?"
    Gustav: "Let me put it this way, take a look at the sky."
    Kauff: "Yes? What about it?"
    Gustav: "Those aren't clouds..."
    Kauff: "Oh"
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited October 2010
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
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    LeChuck (shrugging): I don't understand. How can this be a caption contest if the second picture's already got a caption?!
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited October 2010
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    Voice: Help me, help me! I fell into the well!

    LeChuck: What's your name, boy?

    Voice: My name is Timmy O'Toole.

    LeChuck: Where are your parents?

    Voice: I don't have any family. I tried to go to Pirate School but Miss Rivers rejected me because of my damaged clothes!

    LeChuck: That bitch!

    (From behind of LeChuck, Guybrush laughes while he holds his microphone)

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    Kauff: Why are you looking me so closely?

    Gustav: Because we are not in 3D! Our graphics are not detailed and we do not look photorealistic!!! ARRRGGHHH!

    Kauff: You sure look really peaceful for saying all that.

    Gustav: Thanks, I've been practiting.

    Kauff: Aha...
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2010
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    LeChuck: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
    Guybrush: Sí! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
    Lechuck: Well, yer not taking me without a fight!

    (The main idea is the first sentence, which fits LeChuck's expression quite well.)


    Oh, and any similarities to this are coincidental.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2010
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    [Look at Gustav]
    Kauff: It's an ugly, stupid man wearing a wig.
    [Push Gustav]
    Kauff: I can't move it.
    [Pull Gustav]
    Kauff: I can't move it.
    [Pick up staple remover]
    [Use staple remover on Gustav]
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2010
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    Not even Lechuck knows how this is possible
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  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
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    Kauff: So, is it sunflower or wheat that you're smoking?

    Gustav: ...

    Kauff: Oh, no... You're joking, right? Where on Earth did you find it here?!

    Gustav: It's right beside you.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited October 2010
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    LeChuck: "Wait... am I on Spoon Isle, or Flotsam?"
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited October 2010
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    I finally find the Cursed Wishing Well of Greenbeard the Seasick, and here I be without a single piece of eight to be tossin' in. Looks like I'll have ta be tryin' that thing with the 13 monkeys after all.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2010
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  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
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    Kauff: So you say you have an idea for a game involving pirates, ghosts, voodoo, and an island of monkeys?
    Gustav: yes
    Kauff: It will never catch on.
  • dumpling321dumpling321
    edited October 2010
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    Kauff: so you've kidnapped me, forced me to say blatent lies, and killed bunches of innocent monkeys... what are you going to do next? team up with dumpling321?
    Gustav: wait... how'd you kn... er I mean thats rediculous, that would never happen... uhmmm... LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!
    Kauff: *looks around*
    Gustav: *runs away*
    Kauff: *shakes fist* GUSTAVVVVVV!!!!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2010
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    Guybrush: Muahahaha! This is your end, LeChuck!
    (Presses button.)
    LeChuck: What's happening?!

    (Apologies for Lechuck's poorly modified hat and lack of feet.)
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited October 2010
    Sarendor wrote: »
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    This is why children shouldn't be allowed to play with Porcelain Power Pirates. They just start trying to stick them up their nose and things
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
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  • CantatusCantatus
    edited October 2010
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    Little known fact: After repeatedly throwing Timmy into wells, LeChuck was eventually replaced by Lassie so the television show would finally be approved by censors.
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited November 2010
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    - And that's my boy, why i need someone with your stup... ermm... *capabilities* to go down there and find that map piece!

    - But, Sir... it ... SMELLS DOWN THERE!

    - I suppose acid pit smells better for you?

    - I'll go down now.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited November 2010
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    Lechuck: By my stinkin' beard! How did you just pull this bucket out of your pocket?!
    Graham: Never question adventure game mechanics! Especially if you want to defeat Guybrush for once.
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