Hillary Clinton reviews S1e2
Hello America, sorry that this review is late. I had accidentally deleted my episode one save and had to replay it.
Ok so episode 2 is a little more grim than the first, so here it goes.
Lovely trees, it looks sorta like a Disney cartoon....Ok who the Heck is Mark? ......Ok some guy from a military base...wonder if it is same one Lilly was a Mechanical Administrator at? Oh we are low on food 
poor Clementine.
!!!! #Scream was that Kenny? That trap is not even hidden...how does anyone walk into that? Here's a tip, watch where you are walking and things like this will not happen.
Oh great here is Trump senior, I mean Kenny. Why is it always Lee that has to do things like...take off a leg? You know, that reminds me America, medical expenses are too much. Why is it that when you go to a hospital it is even money if you are going to go broke? We need a single payer system. Of course in this apocalypse...we are lucky to have Katjaa. I digress, anyway I remove the leg and the guy passes out. Typical man, any little bit of pain it is a major issue. Give birth you wimp.
Special forces junior got eaten...I am sure there is going to be an investigation over this.
Lilly is looking bad...hungry kids make me sad.
Jeesh, relax Lilly, we need to help people. It takes a village you know. Oh yay I get to hand out the food and decide who starves slower. Hmmm Larry the asshole gets nothing....Mark gets a piece of jerky for being a jerk enough to tell Larry what I thought. Clementine gets an Apple...she loves Apples just like Chelsea. Duck gets crackers....Doug gets some crackers too. Good point Lilly...it is not easy being the bad guy all the time.
Holy crackers!!! The guy turned into a zombie....Holy shit Mark, how the hell do you miss at that range....Ok that was intense. You know...Larry is starting to grate on me. Vince Foster grated on me once....once.
The Saint Johns...seem like nice country folk...must never trust them.
Well look who they sent...the black man. Mark and Doug and that new kid Ben. Hmmmm biscuits...Doug and Ben go back to get others
Rebuilt the swing...Clementine will love it...Chelsea loved to swing ......memories.
Ok guess I and Mark will go check the fence. Ok, is it me or am I the only one who wonders what a burnt zombie smells like?
Holy snakes!!! Mark has an arrow in him...obvious republicans are out to get me.
Oh great...get back just in time for the kids to see Mark with an arrow in him. Danny and I are going to go find these bandits.
Clementine loved the swing! #Feels
OK Danny is sorta creepy. The camp is too small for a large number of bandits. Personal camcorder...no battery....Clementine's hat!!
This Lady is on edge...sorta like a less insane Sarah Palin. Holy Sharkweek!! Danny shot her!
Well back to the farm...already willing to side with Lilly and get our food to go...no option for that though...guess we have to eat with these people. You have not suffered until you have watched Mitch McConnell eating food..his lips smacking and ill fitting dentures clicking in that empty head of his....Oh well.
Oh how cute...Clementine licks weird blocks in a barn. What is Kenny yammering about....Oh nice...racist. I need to find a way in there and distract Andy.
I admit I looked it up in a walkthrough. Got the multi tool and took the belt from the generator.
Just my luck the dinner bell so now I have to do this while the world's smartest red neck keeps Andy and Danny busy. Ok that is not a happy room. And here is Andy...thanks Kenny.
Well that was not too bad...going to clean up...hmm better see how Mark is. Holy Shitsnacks....worst medical help ever....do not eat dinner........ahh!!!!
I stopped Clementine from eating Mark....Larry is really missing me off. Oh wow they make a habit of eating people...rifle butt to the face.
Ok where are we...Oh a meat locker, you see this is not an ideal situation. Ugh Lilly puking...I m sure this place is smelling good.
Goddamn Larry is just a noisy bunghole....sorta like Bill when I am trying to practice for these debates...ahhh...wait. Oh he is having a heart attack...Oh happy day.
Wait Kenny wants to crush his head...Oh I am so conflicted...Oh what the heck I pulll Lilly away and Kenny smashes his head. Clementine is so upset...reminds me of when Chelsea saw me kill Vince Foster....allegedly.
Oh for the want of a coin...wait didn't Larry have money on him. And we send Clementine through the vent. Feel guilty about that...not gonna lie.
Got the cattle prod..we are going to sneak up on Danny and...Oh crap here is Andy...hiding....ahhh sure Kenny wants me to peer out and see what is going on...so I was the brothers who set that trap...Ok checking again....and I am dead. And dead again......
Finally had a Intern get me through that...put the pitch fork into him...he deserved it....Chelsea got over it and so will Clementine.
Well we got our revenge...Lilly is angry...admittedly with some reason.
Ok an abandoned car...and food in it. Clementine does not want to take it...so innocent...and stupid...I agree to take it...not like it could ever come back to haunt me. Clementine has a new hoodie...we lost Mark and Larry...I think this was a win.
I give this episode a solid 4 outta 5.
Comments
Donald Trump would have said something like "If I had built a wall there would be no apocalypse"
Lol
Good job.