Clementine's story summarized
Announcer: Watch as a little girl's world crumbles around her
Clementine: KENNY!
Kenny is attacked by a wild boat
Kenny: GO ON WITHOUT ME, CLEM!
sad music plays as Clem runs away
Clementine: Jane!
Jane is attacked by a wild luke
Clementine: JANE NO!
Jane holds up a positive pregnancy test and jumps off a cliff
Clementine: Ah, shelter and some food. This should do for a while.
Clementine sneezes
Shelter goes up in flames. Walkers surround the area in seconds
POOR Clem 
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I wish someone could summarize my life like that.
You male or female? I will summarize your life for you.
I'll leave that up to the imagination, because now I wanna read both.
Ah shit Priceless Sir.
Announcer: Watch Ezuthyus as he takes life's journey, ultimately spitting in death's eye before the end!!
Young Ezuthyus : Watch out World...I am a Teenager filled with piss and vinegar on the prowl for chicks and a sweet car!!
AGE ATTACKS OUR HERO
Middle Age Ezuthyus : Where the hell did my hair go? And why is Viagra not sold in vending machines
Ezuthyus's Wife: It's ok dear...premature ejaculation and lack of Viagra happens....
AGE DOES IT AGAIN!!!
Old Ezuthyus: I remember when computers entertained me...not told me what to do....back in my day we played this game called The Walking Dead...now the object was...
Computer Overlord: Your memories are irrelevant...what you played is irrelevant...get back into your pod before you become irrelevant.
ANNOUNCER:Watch Ezuthyus as she takes her journey along life's path
Puberty Ezuthyus: Wait...what..Blood? Life you suck!!
Life: LOL wait a year or two and see how you enjoy cramps :P
AGE ATTACKS
Middle Aged Ezuthyus: It is so friggen Hot in here...burning to death....NO I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!
Family lives in fear or what happens if they ever dare to touch the thermostat
AGE IS AN ASSHOLE
Old Ezuthyus: I remember when I played a game called The Walking Dead...had this little girl named...well I forget her name...or even if it was a girl...you know now that I think of it...coulda been a unicorn..
Computer Overlord: Why are you out of your pod again Ezuthyus?
Sigh ...Cramps
Thank you, Kenny Shoula, for this beautiful life's summary.
I wanna sketch out that 2nd one now... but it's 3AM here now.
It reminds me of the-annotated-dead type of humor...
DO IT.
Wait, the 2nd one.. Kenny or Jane?
Either way, do it. If you could do both, even better
omg, i'd love to see that.
This is pretty great. Just need something Lee related and boom - perfect!
any updates?
Welp... the tablet's got some weird updates that keep restarting... I doubt it I'll be able to do it until I find the solution.
You misspelled it
Priceless
You must be female....yeah cramps...stupid uterus
It's just sad that TT clipped wings of such a character.
Yeaaah... I know.
Too much?
LoL
NOOOOOOOO
Fixed
From what I've seen so far telltale seems to be going the witcher 3 route with clem.
I hate that. You can only play as her in short flashbacks.
In the main timeline she's a side character that you can't play as.
They should've went with the same format they went with in tales from the border lands.
Clementine: I used to know this man, his name was Lee. He took care of me
Flashback to season 1
Clementine: Please be lucky..
Lee runs into electric fence
Sometimes good characters go in bad directions. I'm still pissed at how the original AC Trilogy was handled. That story outline is an amazing one. So amazing I just knew they wouldn't be able to do it right. Strictly speaking story here. Gamplays another beast. Here's what I'm saying. When TTG created Clem I believe she was intended as "our" morale center. They never dreamed she would reach such a cult status. And now #ifClemdiesweriot is a thing. Question then becomes "Is there a fate worse than death for Videogame Icons?". rant done.