Name Javi's bat competition!
I was thinking to lighten things up a bit around here we should name Javi's bat instead of referring to her as Lucille. Maybe your version of Javi's bat is a boy? You can vote for your favorite name if we get enough suggestions! What would you name Javi's bat?
I was thinking of calling her Helen, the bat that bashed a thousand skulls (a reference to Helen, the face that launched a thousand ships). Leave your ideas below!
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Female Genitals
Adriana
Kate or Mariana would be the best name for his bat because like Lucile it was named after a death of a lover/family member.
Fuck Face
If he's hitting things with it, don't you think a more appropriate name for it would be something like "Big Dick"? Come to think of it that's something Negan would come up with
The clear winner.
Telltale should give you some Rhys Socks as a prize.
The lethal Lilly. LoL or Killer Kate if he still has it and Kate's gone. Murdering Mariana is good too. Bashing Badger All puns.
Muertos Batter
trust me like god damn dude I just need to keep my feet warm telltaleplease
Pudding
Beach-Ball-Sized Lady Nuts
Seymour Butz
Hugh G. Rection
Nice. How did you come up with that?
I did not know that. Can you imagine if he name it Mariana? "Badger, I'd like you to meet the new and improved Mariana"
Dia de los Muertos hahaha good one though
Well, he fucking loves pudding!
Alpha Kenny One. It's funny because it has Kenny in it
Honestly, don't know. Just seems fitting. :P
In order to get a pair of Rhys' socks, you must speak high praise of A New Frontier.
Kenny
Carver. Because you know...Carver can give out some quality beatings.
Catharsis (Cathy, for short).
Javi's bat.
Wow, such creative name! How did you come up with this idea? Most impressive.
It just came to me man. Incredible ideas just flood my brain all the time.
A New Frontier is the best game I've ever played... Everything about it is just brilliant. Love it.
How about... Fruit Bat?
Ooh, I've got a better one... Chiroptera!
...Get it?
...No?
...Look it up.
[Sorry for double-post]
Garcia slugger
As long as he get reveng from badger for mariana with it.
it will be good to be called mariana or mari
Look this is mariana you can call her mari aint she Beautiful
What a cute lil girl she is.
What specifically about it is brilliant? I need an explanation.
She-Negan
Mama mia.
That's Italian you racist! (JK)
Lee
Long 'n' Hard Companero.
Crippling Depression
Batman
Wasted Potential