Pick a dead character, and explain a silly convoluted way as to how they could still be alive.
I'll start with the classic:
Specific Scenario (determinant):
Be Lee
Get bit
Cut off my arm
Don't drink the alcohol so my blood doesn't thin
Have Clem cuff the walker instead of me
Tell her to leave
Boom. Turns out cutting off my arm worked and I'm free to wander off as I please.
(these are meant to be silly, don't take them too seriously)
For a more simple example:
(Alive no matter what)
Scenario 1:
Be Luke
Be dragged down by walker into cold ice
Dumb Bonnie swims down and frees me
Walker eats her instead
Laugh
Remember I have to breathe and not freeze to death
Swim to surface and notice my pals are gone as I fall unconscious, narrowly avoiding drowning/freezing to death
Scenario 2:
Same but I kick myself free from walker instead of Bonnie
Scenario 3/4 (No walker):
Go into shock from cold but snap out of it before I could fully drown. Swim to shore and see everyone already left. Fall unconscious.
(Thought of this when I was still in my denial phase. Technically still would be open to it but it's too convenient for Telltale. He'd be lucky. Real lucky)
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Season 1, Episode 3: Long Road Ahead
Be Carley.
Quickly notice Lilly reaching into her back pocket to grab her gun.
Pull yours out faster and shoot her instead.
ReflexesFTW
This sounds really dumb but that's the whole idea right? lmao
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lee- clem missed and the infection suddenly went away
oh wait people actually believe this woops
Close. You gotta stick to the actual events. Or at least one of the scenarios.
So have fun explaining how Carly is alive with a bullet in her head, lol.
(though that would actually be fun)
> Be Kenny
> Get in a car crash
> You are thrown out of the car and paralyzed
> Recall that you recently found a truck full of a life time supply of ketchup packets
> You grab as much ketchup as you can possibly carry, stuffing your jacket full of it
> You are certain this ketchup will be useful in the future
> Back to present day
> You are attacked by zombies
> The zombies proceed to surround and devour you
> You realize the zombies aren't eating you, but instead the ketchup packets
> Amidst the confusion, you attempt to concoct an escape plan
> You slowly pull yourself out of the crowd of zombies, who are still distracted by all the ketchup
> You find extra packets in your rear pockets
> You squeeze them out in front of you, creating a trail of ketchup
> You use the ketchup trail to propel yourself down the road to safety
> Everyone forgives Telltale for the Kenny flashbacks
> Telltale sells TWD IP to Heinz, the premiere ketchup manufacturer in the United States
> All is well in the world
Kenny:
Livin' the good life at McCaroll farm with AJ.
Clem only had nightmares.
Well, I know how she's still alive with a bullet in her head...
The bullet that Lilly shot happened to be just a foam bullet that Duck put in her gun just as a prank. So when she shot the bullet at Carley's head, the force of the foam hitting her skull caused her head to bleed a little, but it did not go through her brain, the bullet bounced off and no one noticed.
She was in shock from the sudden soft bullet that hit her head and she fell unconscious. And stayed there for a while. Since everyone was too stupid to check for a pulse, they drove off and left her there.
About 2 hours later, she woke up to the sound of a car driving off being chased by many walkers and with the radio turned up REAALLLYYY loud (In case you can't figure it out, that's Nate's car).
There we go, Carley is still alive. But Doug...? Well, let's just say that his skull was already weak from when he accidentally fell off of his bed the day before, and the foam bullet did penetrate his skull and went through his brain, killing him.
This is amazing lmao HAHAHAHA
Be lee
TA DA LEE IS FINE and all what he had to do now is to look fofor clem its not that hard isn't it.
OMID TIME!:
Kenny (a new frontier): Clementine' s flashback was actually a nightmare which she believed she would be the cause of Kenny's death similar to Lee which causes her to leave Kenny in the woods with walkers and presumed dead.
Mark: The walker that ate Brenda was actually another walker which looked like Mark who survived and patched himself up with medical supplies upstairs where he resided until moving on later.
You would think Christa would've shot him to prevent him from turning... Right?
Then that prank went waaay wrong.
(After Omid is presumably shot)
Clem: What are you gonna do?
Christa: I... I have to stop him from turning... I can't let him be one of those things...
Clem: Do you... Want me to do it...?
Christa: No... I'll do it.
[Points gun at Omid's head]
[Omid opens his eye just a tiny bit to see what's happening, and realizes he's about to get shot]
Omid: WAIT NO, I'M--
[BANG]
Clem: Did he just say...?
Christa: H-He was...turning!!
Clem: It sounded like--
Christa: HE WAS TURNING!!! That was his distorted walker garbles!!! HE WAS TURNING!!!!
Watch out, this is going to be intense.
Voilà, I warned you.
Luke is from a rare race of humans named: the Kamerweefs.
When a Kamerweef is on the brink of death, they still die and look dead sure, but give 'em a couple days and they'll shoot back up out of any frozen lake they fall into and be fit as a fiddle with the added advantage of super powers. That's why Kamerweefs have a habit of putting themselves in careless danger like Luke, because they want to unlock their ice breath, laser eyes, and snot blaster.
And before you ask, Luke shows all signs of being Kamerweef as:
And as luck should have it, I HAVE LUKE'S BABY PHOTO FROM WHEN HE WAS BORN!!
Prove me wrong internet. PROVE ME WRONG!
Fixed it
I feel like this is going to be one of the best thread on this forum.
Ben
Scenario if you drop him
-Be dropped in on haystack
-Grab pitchfork or shotgun that lee had
-Shoot way out
Scenario if you don't drop him
-Kenny puts lee on other side of fence
-Kenny shoots Ben but hits ear and Ben passes out from blood loss
-walker dies and lands on Ben so walkers don't eat him
-When wakes up calls for help
-Group finds and helps Ben
-Ben is now badass cyborg
Be Luke -
Fallen into the icy waters
Dragged deeper by the walker's weight
Froze unable to be rescued by the group
Rediscovered in an excavation in the year 3000
Revived Encino Man style
Proves a very popular study amongst college women
As silly as I can come up with
I want to write a crack fanfiction about this now.
Beautiful
I think there is actually. I saw it in passing once on fanfiction.net, something about him being excavated by a group.
Lol seriously? Does it restart the zombie apocalypse because they thaw the walker too, or is it just a fun Encino Man fic? Now I'm going to have to go searching for one.
Be Larry.
Get captured by St. John's, thrown into the meat locker.
Have heart attack, collapse onto the floor.
Attempts to revive fail, Kenny smashes Larry's head with a salt lick.
As people are leaving, Larry's enveloped by a strange light.
Reincarnated as Pyramid Head's long estranged brother, Cube Head.
No idea, something about it being years and years in the future, that definitely comes back to me. But I didn't read it so I couldn't be sure.
oh shit
Does that mean Jesse and the other inhabitants of Mine Craft are relations of Cube Head Larry?
Absolutely. They're thirteenth cousins or something.
Luke- because the ice lake was actually a portal to the world of minecraft where he became Lukas and now that he found the portal hallway he just needs to find the one to get back to reality.