Clem Learns Martial Arts From Jesus.
-Jay Roen at Deviant Art
This would complete Clem bag of badassery. It would make for cool fight scenes in future seasons. Clem comes in and flying kick a walker in the face would just make me go "oohhhh s&*^."
But what would you guys think if Clem becomes Jesus's first disciple? Would they have a relationship simlar to that of Morgan and Benjamin?
Come to think of it. it would be very simlar. Benjamin is taking care of a child alone just like Clem. And Morgan is a mentor and zen like Jesus.
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Stop making her badass in such a manner, it's forced, ridiculous and cringy.
Jesus is more of a sporadic character who pops up from time to time. With that said I could see Jesus helping Clementine find AJ at some point.
So true.
she is 13. yes, she's badass, but it would be so forced if she did shit like that.
Agree ... she's fucking 13.
Clem is supposed to find a group she trusts and struggle with them, not become Naruto.
In the most polite, respectful, And most courageous words possible... That's a horrible fucking idea.
The amount of over the top stuff Clementine can already do is pushing the envelope quite a bit. She's 13, and look at her build. She is skinny as fuck. Just the simple fact that she was able to straight up tackle and knock David to the ground like that, let alone pin him to the ground is so far beyond the realm of reality already.
Making her into The Walking Neo would not help this.
She made a huge tree fall down through telekinesis, capped Billy Yoder in the forehead for not checking if all her bullets are on point, strong enough to drag a grown black man quadruple her weight to safety undetected, kicking down trailer doors almost better than Bigby wolf. Tanking a rifle shot through the chest from Harry Potter then rising again from slumber as though it was just a bee sting. Even just her hat has been a suspect in association with the death of a few characters some liked some not liked much. If she's not badass enough by now nothing else will do it. She's intimidating enough for only 13 and female now .lol superkids I bet even the Batman would shed a proud tear.
"Believe it"-Clementine Sea3Epi4
Maybe teaching her Martial Arts can act as character development. Maybe she lacks the self control and discipline to even learn Martial Arts. We have never seem Clem take detail directions from anyone before. Maybe she has ADHD. Maybe she doesn't believe in it. I would atleast like it to be a trolled option, at the least, like teaching Sarah how to shoot a gun.
Jesus is one my most hated part of this season due to how absurdly unrealistically he fights.
Remember in Season 1 where there was an incredibly detailed stealth puzzle to take out 5 walkers? Now you can magically get enough force by jumping off of a damp, algae covered sewer wall to do a complete spin, and manage to kick a walker with the foot you jumped off the wall with.
Now we can just throw axes with pin point accuracy with a flick of the wrist and no proper preparation or technique. We can flip full sized walkers over our shoulder without breaking the joints just by moving your wrist behind your back (and someone not severely injuring yourself and getting mauled by putting your fingers next to a walkers teeth). We can slide across gravel and hard rock without cutting our legs open and severely injuring ourselves.
We can smash a walkers head in with an axe whilst holding up a chain link fence with at least 3 fully sized walkers on it, and do a 180 spin and manipulate our leg joints to do a high kick to the side of our body extremely far up, with pin point accuracy kicking another walker, without damaging our tendons or ligaments.
Clementine can transition from a dangerous slide to a 90 degree angle in less than a second and begin rolling across hard concrete.
Nick gets overwhelmed by a single walker, but suddenly the stupidest, most risky and likely to cause death/bites techniques are completely viable.