Favorite lines from ANF
Here are some of my favorite lines from the season:
Ava: then you're an idiot you wouldn't last 8 seconds outside those walls.
Tripp: shit my nuts! Fuck you fuckstick!
Javier: this won't be awkward what so ever. What are yours?
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"Fuck you fuckstick" is amazing lol.
Am I the only one who thinks "buddy" was used WAY too much by Javi? I barely heard him say "Gabe" in the entirety of ANF.
Part 2
"Oh, I'm sure after less than a day you two are just soul mates."
Thicker Than Water
"Turns out you needed me after all, huh? I'm just saying. I know you didn't want me to come along. If I'd stayed behind...maybe we wouldn't have been able to get the truck."
"I'm glad you were here, okay?"
"At least you can admit it."
"Yeah, well, turns out you're pretty useful when you actually follow directions."
"Legacy Javier, it's all anyone leaves behind."
"I always thought... I'd be alone. Then I met you."
pls dont lynch me because i like gabentine
Javier: "Oh my- fuck that! Seriously, fuck you helicopter!"
Above the Law
"Welcome to Civilization."
"My brother talked about me?"
"All the time, at the start."
"All good I hope"
"I think you know the answer to that."
Thicker than Water
"Typical brothers. Fighting like boys."
Javier: not that he's said anything to me about it but you do know he has a mondo crush on you right?
Clementine# he does not!
Javier: Oh my God you have a crush on him too!
Clementine: I do not!
Javier: you have my blessing.
Clementine: I'm going to stab you with the scissors.
Conrad: no you're not a man you're nothing.
Tripp: christ almighty conrad now every walker in the fucking county is going to be heading this way.
YES! I
the way he said this. 
Second you start getting boners, the whole world starts to get dark.
Son of a goddamn.
Shit my nuts!
Fuck you, fuckstick !
-What are the chances of that?
-I'd say about 50/50.
-Smartass.
You know the drill. Age before beauty.
I ate it all. What can I say ? I fucking love pudding.
Legacy, Javier. Its all anyone leaves behind. Be brothers, before it's too late.
I hope you choke on your fucking cake ! It looked like shit by the way.
No, David! This cousin-fucking dirtbag has the balls to accuse me?
I can't remember it completely but I think it was In ep 3 when Javier said to joan "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR FUCKING CAKE" it was hilarious
LOL I forgot this one I added it on my comment now
"Ay dios mio. Do you ever shut up?"
and
"No, David! This cousin-fucking dirtbag has the balls to accuse me?"
Favourite lines? Does the end credits count?
"Fight. Fight for our name. For our blood!"
"Blood is worthless to you. Just like he was to you. Just like I am to you. Well its time for you to find what blood really means"
"So? How does it look?" ..... "Ehh... You know what, I'll grab your hat"
"....that we are not your soldiers. Run away home, be a deserter. I, am done with you" ...... "Let's go Javi".... " Why the fuck do you think he would go with you?".... Kisses Javi
"Yeah, what can I say? I fucking love pudding."
"Ay dios mio. Do you ever shut up?"
"No, David! This cousin-fucking dirtbag has the balls to accuse me? He and Badger destroyed an entire down!"
"I hope you choke on your fucking cake! It looked like shit by the way!"
"Oh my - fuck that! Seriously? Fuck you, helicopter!"
"Why the fuck do you think he would go with you?"
You mean you love everyone who worked on ANF? How sweet of you!
Touche, haha.
Javier: "I thought you were dead. You left us together in that van for years... I mean YEARS! You shouldn't be so surprised"
David: "Te quiero, Gabriel. Te quiero, Mariana. Te quiero, Javier."
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after Javi almost dies on the helicopter
Javi: Great job, guys! Just like we rehearsed!
Kate: I don't know, I think we can do better. Why don't you go back and try again?
"Second you start getting boners the whole world goes dark"
"I fucking love pudding"
"They're all fucking walkers, OK?!"
"FRANCINNNNEEEE!!!"
"Fuck you fuckstick"
"I hope you choke on your fucking Cake!"
"Legacy Javier.....Its all anyone leaves behind"
"Oh...um...yeah..um....huh...well...um...thanks...um."
"He belongs with you Clem. Bring him back".
Oh shit, I forgot the best one:
"Batter up Fuckface!"
Badger: "I think they need a little...INCENTIVE!"
Max: "What the FUUUUUCK?! WE DON'T HAVE THE GO-AHEAD!"
Badger: "FUCK YOU! FUCK THE GO AHEAD! RAM THE FUCKING GATE!"
Javi: "Stop her, Clint! Is this process you trusted?!" Clint: "Nooo!" (The way he says no with the combination of how he looks in the background is hilarious to me.)
Clint: "Aww, godDAMN it." (Same reason for this one.)
Tripp: Literally any time he gets mad.
Hahaha, I chose the fuck you helicopter one.
That one is good too. A lot of Javi's lines are seriously underrated.
Javi: "I fucking love pudding"
Javi: "Fuck helicopters"
Tripp: "SHIT MY NUTS!"
Seriously though the most random stuff come out of Tripp's mouth it's hilarious thats why I love his character.
"I hope you choke on your fucking cake. It looked like shit, by the way."
"NO, David! This cousin-fucking dirtbag has the balls to accuse me? He and Badger destroyed an ENTIRE town!"
"You never give up on anybody... and I'm not giving up on you."
"We're in a war that's never going to end... I was kidding myself. We're never going home. That dream died the day we drove away. The same day Pa died."
"I love you... brother."
"He belongs with you Clementine... bring him back."
"Having people is nice... but it always ends up hurting in the end. Never think otherwise."
From the Gallows
Gabe: Bye, Javi.
Javier: Bye, buddy. I love you.
Gabe: I love you too. I'll say hi to Mariana from you.
David: Te quiero, Gabriel. Te quiero, Mariana. Te quiero, Javier.
Thicker than Water
David: I'm done thinking. Ava was the best soldier I've ever met. She didn't deserve this.
Conrad: This is not my community. Not my problem.
"I thought he'd finally be the one, the one that didn't die". To me, I feel like this added to clem character development, it was pretty cool to see how she's tired of everyone dieing on her
Yeah, that was one of her better lines.
Taken in a vacuum this quote is actually pretty cheesy.
I think it might have more meaning next season.
Can Javi actually say that!? XD I love you, Javi!
What do you say for him to say that?
Haha i think you know what i meant but (?) dan290786 will remember that.
Conrad: "Remember my woman, Francine? You.... You snuffed her out like she was nothin."
Badger: "She was... Nothing"
Badger to Javier: "What? Ain't got the guys to kill another man?"
Conrad: "No... You're not a man... You're nothing.."