Alternative take on... Who's the hotter "chick"?

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What Would Santino Do?



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  • edited November 2009
    Santino wouldn't have to choose, because he could woo any woman(or any group of women simultaneously), because he's Santino.
  • edited November 2009
    This polls makes my fear come true. I never liked the way they drew Elaine. She never looked sexy enough and her ears make her look like a blood elf from WoW. They should have made her more sexier.
  • edited November 2009
    Everlast wrote: »
    This polls makes my fear come true. I never liked the way they drew Elaine. She never looked sexy enough and her ears make her look like a blood elf from WoW. They should have made her more sexier.

    I'm not entirely happy with her design for Tales either, but I don't know that sexier is the answer I'm looking for. Really, my favorite incarnation of Elaine is from SoMI: Special Edition (which, incidentally, is my least favorite Guybrush). I like her character design better overall, plus I've always loved green eyes with brown or black hair, which is a major reason Morgan appeals to me so much.

    Even as I type this, though, I'm realizing that this Elaine has started to grow on me a bit. That last scene after she was cured really brought back the Elaine I loved from the older games. I guess I've been underestimating how much poxed Elaine has been getting on my nerves.
  • edited November 2009
    Santino wouldn't have to choose, because he could woo any woman(or any group of women simultaneously), because he's Santino.

    Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, his beard covers up the shattered remains left over from Santino's last friendly punch.
  • edited November 2009
    my favorite incarnation of Elaine is from SoMI: Special Edition (which, incidentally, is my least favorite Guybrush). I like her character design better overall, plus I've always loved green eyes with brown or black hair, which is a major reason Morgan appeals to me so much.
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    I thought she looked so better in the original closeups - didn't think she looked at all great in the SOMI:SE closeups
  • edited November 2009
    my favorite incarnation of Elaine is from SoMI: Special Edition (which, incidentally, is my least favorite Guybrush). I like her character design better overall, plus I've always loved green eyes with brown or black hair, which is a major reason Morgan appeals to me so much.

    I thought she looked so better in the original closeups - didn't think she looked at all great in the SOMI:SE closeups

    I agree unfortunately, original closeups of Elaine were the best, still amazed they managed that with them back then.
  • edited November 2009
    Yes, I agree that the character design, as for appearance, of Elaine is not as sexy as Morgan, and I also agree to the green eyes on black hair point for both ;)

    Nonetheless, I really find this is the best incarnation of Elaine ever.

    It's not about how she looks, but how she behaves. Think about
    how she convinces Guybrush in Siege or the ending of Trial
    . It's really Elaine at her best.

    Morgan is sexier, but Elaine is still a very strong, engaging and lovable character, more so than Morgan in fact... and the perfect love interest for Guybrush, in my opinion :)

    That been said.... guys, Morgan is hot!! :D:D


    EDIT: I also agree the original closeups in SoMI were the most beautiful rendering of Elaine :)
  • edited November 2009
    Sorry, the name for Kate in the 3rd option is wrong: she's Kate Krebbs!
  • edited November 2009
    GozzoMan wrote: »
    Sorry, the name for Kate in the 3rd option is wrong: she's Kate Krebbs!

    She most certainly is :)

    I think she is most fascinating one out of the three of them... both Elaine and Morgan kind of just 'happened' into Guybrushes life, their interaction with him seem to be very one dimensional, they both never leave their 'modus operandi', whereas Krebbs has an interesting story behind her, interesting motives, a tale of betrayal and suffering, an uneasy relationship with guybrush ulysses threepwood and she certainly a character that I wish that telltale would (but probably won't) develop further :)

    having said that though, I have a feeling that she was only a 1 episode sort of gal :(

    Go Krebbs :)
  • edited November 2009
    Im tworn between Winslow. and I AM the hottest chick in town, you insensitive dairy-farming-like-fighting clod
  • edited November 2009
    yeah, sorry Ladies! if all we have to go on is looks...
  • edited November 2009
    Im tworn between Winslow. and I AM the hottest chick in town, you insensitive dairy-farming-like-fighting clod

    Mmmmh, you could put up a couple of photos and make a poll out of it! :D:p

    A poll about a poll, a meta-poll... breaking the fourth wall... that sort of mojo thingies.

    ... At least to see how many un-gallant unrepentant scoundrels will have the nerve to vote for Winslow! :p

    alfdaur wrote: »
    She most certainly is :)

    I think she is most fascinating one out of the three of them... both Elaine and Morgan kind of just 'happened' into Guybrushes life, their interaction with him seem to be very one dimensional, they both never leave their 'modus operandi', whereas Krebbs has an interesting story behind her, interesting motives, a tale of betrayal and suffering, an uneasy relationship with guybrush ulysses threepwood and she certainly a character that I wish that telltale would (but probably won't) develop further :)

    having said that though, I have a feeling that she was only a 1 episode sort of gal :(

    Go Krebbs :)

    Yeah! I've been really fascinated by Kate myself, in fact :) I was very very close to give my vote to her instead of Morgan. She's got that "catwoman" savage personality something...
  • edited November 2009
    Sexiest ever... probably because she looks more like a real person in this instead of a bug eyed cartoon... My $.02

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  • edited November 2009
    Two words: Nicole Kidman
  • edited November 2009
    Elaine in Tales of Monkey Island is pretty much the ideal woman... independent, but caring, smart, pretty... what more could you want? If she were a real woman, I'd propose to her. But she's not, so I won't. :P
  • edited November 2009
    how come winslow on there but not Guybrush
  • edited November 2009
    always reminded me of Dina Meyer.... and a girl I know.
  • Haggis wrote: »
    Elaine in Tales of Monkey Island is pretty much the ideal woman... independent, but caring, smart, pretty... what more could you want? If she were a real woman, I'd propose to her. But she's not, so I won't. :P

    Why not?
  • edited November 2009
    Haggis wrote: »
    Elaine in Tales of Monkey Island is pretty much the ideal woman... independent, but caring, smart, pretty... what more could you want? If she were a real woman, I'd propose to her. But she's not, so I won't. :P

    Yep. Morgan and Kate contend among themselves the title of the "hottest chick", but Elaine is the most loveable and overall most fascinating woman character in ToMI, in my opinion too :)

    Why not?

    Logistics, mainly.
  • GozzoMan wrote: »
    Logistics, mainly.

    Explain!
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited November 2009
    Why isn't De Singe on here? Delicate, feminine, great makeup, perfect hair, thin, fashionable (for the 17th century anyway)... and only a teeny tiny problem with megalomania.
  • edited November 2009
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    and only a teeny tiny problem with megalomania.

    its not the size of your megalomania its how you use it
  • edited November 2009
    400px-Reginald_Van_Winslow.jpg
    He can Van my Winslow any day
  • edited November 2009
    my vote:
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  • edited November 2009
    well if the chicken counts, I got for the Lady Manatee! I just LOVE me some Sea-Cow
  • LupLup
    edited November 2009
    ahahaha Elaine would be not amused to see that people suggest Winslow nearly as hot as her xD
  • edited November 2009
    I love how Winslow is in 3rd! Go Winslow!!!
  • edited November 2009
    Irishmile wrote: »
    Sexiest ever... probably because she looks more like a real person in this instead of a bug eyed cartoon... My $.02

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    Truly the best design of Elaine, and Guybrush. This is why this games are classic.
  • edited November 2009
    I voted Winslow. XD
    Someone should make a poll like this for the females (hottest male character). Monkey Island fans aren't all guys, you know. I'd do it, but I'm too lazy and I'd probably leave out important characters.
  • edited November 2009
    I'm not entirely happy with her design for Tales either, but I don't know that sexier is the answer I'm looking for.
    Even as I type this, though, I'm realizing that this Elaine has started to grow on me a bit. That last scene after she was cured really brought back the Elaine I loved from the older games. I guess I've been underestimating how much poxed Elaine has been getting on my nerves.

    Well, once I admitted that she wasn't so bad as I've been thinking this whole time, it got me thinking about why I didn't like her in the first place, and I think I got it. She does have a very good character design, but damn if the hair hanging in front of her ears doesn't look like mutton chops.
  • edited November 2009
    Irishmile wrote: »
    Sexiest ever... probably because she looks more like a real person in this instead of a bug eyed cartoon... My $.02

    I've always thought that close up Elane looks remarkably like Liv Tyler. (Well I haven't always thought that because Liv Tyler hasn't been known for as long as that picture. What I mean to say is in the recent times I've played the game I've found the resemblance uncanny.)

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    Edit: Moved the photos so they are next to each other.
  • edited November 2009
    I really dislike Liv Tyler, sure she is pretty but look at that vacant stare you can just tell there is nothing going on in that pretty head of hers.... I like smart, cute, nerdy women.
  • edited November 2009
    no k473 c4p$1Z3??? :(
  • edited November 2009
    shref wrote: »
    no k473 c4p$1Z3??? :(

    Apparently they chose to leave her, and her glass bottom boats out of this.
  • edited November 2009
    Apparently they chose to leave her, and her glass bottom boats out of this.

    but i love her bottom. i mean...err...uh...boat...yeah...her boat
  • edited November 2009
    Liv Tyler always looks like she's about to cry to me.

    Maybe because I've seen her whining on screen too many times.
  • edited November 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    I voted Winslow. XD
    Someone should make a poll like this for the females (hottest male character). Monkey Island fans aren't all guys, you know. I'd do it, but I'm too lazy and I'd probably leave out important characters.

    I'll take care of it.
  • edited November 2009
    LOL Winslow actually took 3rd place! XD
  • edited November 2009
    Winslow, definetly
  • edited November 2009
    eskimo wrote: »
    Liv Tyler always looks like she's about to cry to me.

    Maybe because I've seen her whining on screen too many times.

    Maybe she forgets to blink.... and breath
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