~Chuck Norris sings, "A Winslow I was meant to be"
~Telltale does not use MIDI music; they record Winslow in the shower.
~But in order for them to fit it into the game, they need Winslow to crush it down to the music we hear today.
~Bug-eye wins pirate staring contests by putting his eye in his mouth; Winslow wins by pulling his opponents' eyes into his mouth.
~The reason that Winslow calls Guybrush "sir" is that Winslow knighted Guybrush. The reason that he knighted Guybrush was that Winslow is king of the world and kings can do that stuff. And the reason Winslow is king of the world is because he's Winslow.
So remember, next time anyone sees Threepwood, be sure to address our Mighty Knight-Pirate WTM (Winslow's personal trademark) as Sir Guybrush Threepwood.
Anyone care to explain the whole being-tied-up and put-too-the-sword-tip and knocked-out by Morgan bit, or do we have to now start Morgan LeFlay's AWESOME FACTS!!!!
Anyone care to explain the whole being-tied-up and put-too-the-sword-tip and knocked-out by Morgan bit, or do we have to now start Morgan LeFlay's AWESOME FACTS!!!!
It is simple. That was not Winslow. It was actually his not so awesome brother, Windows. Winslow went on a vacation because not because he needed to, but because he wanted to. So he made a boat into existence by pointing it at the map, created a map for the new boat by pointing it at the map and then pointed a paradise island on the new map, where he went away. He left his brother Windows on charge because Winslow is so awesome he doesn't need to work. In fact,
he never appears in Chapter 4, because he is out there enjoying his creations.
Everyone was too blinded from his awesomeness to actually notice his absence anyway.
Winslow invented CTRL+SHIFT+W to win. But as you said, he hasn't ever used it because he always wins.
Winslow ctrl+Shift+Ws at life.
Ozzie Mandrill hired Winslow to win Insult Sword fighting games for him.
Van Winslow doesn't fight like a cow. He fights like a BULL.
If a rubber tree falls, and no one's around, did Winslow drop kick it down?
Winslow went to a Halloween party dressed as a Duck on Lucre Island and got into a fight. Pete was never the same again.
The Voodoo lady may have been controlling Lechuck, but Winslow was controlling her.
Ever wondered why Murray died? Van Winslow. That's why.
Forget Guybrush and Elaine being the happy couple at the end. Winslow and Winslow is where it's at.
Telltale may have made Tales of Monkey Island, but Winslow in fact made Telltale.
You don't decide whether the chicken or the egg came first. Van Winslow does, and you better not disagree.
The whole vooodoo lady plan in truth was created by Winslow at the only purpose to make Guybrush point the map
I thought about that, too. I doubt this "point it on the map" was supposed to be a running gag only. By putting his finger onto the map, the voodoo lady would know where they were going and could keep up with what they were doing.
how can she do that? she couldnt track lechuck without voodoo nonsense, and I dont know why would she lie, when she was obviously ill surprised when Guybrush told her that lechuck wasnt anhilated
how can she do that? she couldnt track lechuck without voodoo nonsense, and I dont know why would she lie, when she was obviously ill surprised when Guybrush told her that lechuck wasnt anhilated
Because Winslow says it is so, and so it shall be.
In the 5th Episode, the original plan was to have players play as Van Winslow, but game play was difficult due to the constant tears of joy that ran down testers faces.
If Van Winslow were a ghost, he'd still be able to down 15 bottles of root beer for breakfast.
The reason that "You fight like a cow" is still an insult is because it taps into every pirate's insecurity that they will never fight like Van Winslow.
10% of the Voodoo Lady's journal was about her voodoo experiments with Guybrush, Lechuck, and Elaine. The other 90% of it was about Van Winslow.
Van Winslow once posed as Guybrush Threepwood, capsized a woman's ship, then mortified her husband at Karaoke Night, forever ruining both of their reputations.
Winslow is so charismatic that the moment they put him into Tales of Monkey Island, he overwrote half the character models with copies of himself.
This is actually just brilliant. For this your first name shall be removed and you shall forever more be remembered solely as:
Also, it's a little known fact that Van Winslow was originally cast to be one of the characters in Escape From Monkey Island. Fortunately for us all, he was able to escape that role.
Hey all you Winslow lovers! Come on down to Stan's Overly Used Name Brands Warehouse and get the breakfast cereal college kids ask for by name.
Why start you meal with dry cereal when you could eat dry cereal with Winslow's face on the box!?
So go out and buy Winslow's Wins-Os: They're full of win!
Remember the spyglasses that Winslow and Guybursh held up? Guybrush's could make him see far away. Winslow's could see in the future and another dimension.
You know, changing Chuck Noris into Winslow isn't nearly as funny as a pure Monkey Island fact.
Besides, it's implied that anything Chuck can do, Winslow can do better.
Huh, I didn't know that was a Chuck Norris fact. I really didn't. To be honest, I don't know a lot of Chuck facts because I couldn't understand the fame at all.
So sorry, wasn't on purpose!!
Huh, I didn't know that was a Chuck Norris fact. I really didn't. To be honest, I don't know a lot of Chuck facts because I couldn't understand the fame at all.
So sorry, wasn't on purpose!!
Oh, I wasn't referencing yours, just some of the other ones, like the tears.
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~Telltale does not use MIDI music; they record Winslow in the shower.
~But in order for them to fit it into the game, they need Winslow to crush it down to the music we hear today.
~Bug-eye wins pirate staring contests by putting his eye in his mouth; Winslow wins by pulling his opponents' eyes into his mouth.
~The reason that Winslow calls Guybrush "sir" is that Winslow knighted Guybrush. The reason that he knighted Guybrush was that Winslow is king of the world and kings can do that stuff. And the reason Winslow is king of the world is because he's Winslow.
So remember, next time anyone sees Threepwood, be sure to address our Mighty Knight-Pirate WTM (Winslow's personal trademark) as Sir Guybrush Threepwood.
I think he ate them all.
Winslow can tell if a mer person is male or female.
Guybrush is wrong. Winslow is not bad tactitian. He could sink McGillicutys ship in a blink, but Guybrush never asked him (politely).
While Guybrush was in court, Winslow possesed LeChuck, just to help Guybrush.
The title of Bible was supposed to be "Winslow & Co."
Winslow's undies didn't explode because... well, because they are Winslow undies.
xD
It is simple. That was not Winslow. It was actually his not so awesome brother, Windows. Winslow went on a vacation because not because he needed to, but because he wanted to. So he made a boat into existence by pointing it at the map, created a map for the new boat by pointing it at the map and then pointed a paradise island on the new map, where he went away. He left his brother Windows on charge because Winslow is so awesome he doesn't need to work. In fact,
Everyone was too blinded from his awesomeness to actually notice his absence anyway.
Windows is so ugly, he'll make an onion cry.
Windows is so fat, he could make a profit out of selling shadow.
What do you have against windows? :eek:
Winslow ctrl+Shift+Ws at life.
Ozzie Mandrill hired Winslow to win Insult Sword fighting games for him.
Van Winslow doesn't fight like a cow. He fights like a BULL.
If a rubber tree falls, and no one's around, did Winslow drop kick it down?
Winslow went to a Halloween party dressed as a Duck on Lucre Island and got into a fight. Pete was never the same again.
Forget Guybrush and Elaine being the happy couple at the end. Winslow and Winslow is where it's at.
Telltale may have made Tales of Monkey Island, but Winslow in fact made Telltale.
You don't decide whether the chicken or the egg came first. Van Winslow does, and you better not disagree.
Winslow has a free democratic brotherhood of giant manatees living inside his stomach.
Winslow is so charismatic that the moment they put him into Tales of Monkey Island, he overwrote half the character models with copies of himself.
If Van Winslow were a ghost, he'd still be able to down 15 bottles of root beer for breakfast.
The reason that "You fight like a cow" is still an insult is because it taps into every pirate's insecurity that they will never fight like Van Winslow.
10% of the Voodoo Lady's journal was about her voodoo experiments with Guybrush, Lechuck, and Elaine. The other 90% of it was about Van Winslow.
Van Winslow once posed as Guybrush Threepwood, capsized a woman's ship, then mortified her husband at Karaoke Night, forever ruining both of their reputations.
This is actually just brilliant. For this your first name shall be removed and you shall forever more be remembered solely as:
Also, it's a little known fact that Van Winslow was originally cast to be one of the characters in Escape From Monkey Island. Fortunately for us all, he was able to escape that role.
Hey all you Winslow lovers! Come on down to Stan's Overly Used Name Brands Warehouse and get the breakfast cereal college kids ask for by name.
Why start you meal with dry cereal when you could eat dry cereal with Winslow's face on the box!?
So go out and buy Winslow's Wins-Os: They're full of win!
Don't tell me no one else saw the need for an Eddie Van Winslow!
Besides, it's implied that anything Chuck can do, Winslow can do better.
Huh, I didn't know that was a Chuck Norris fact. I really didn't. To be honest, I don't know a lot of Chuck facts because I couldn't understand the fame at all.
So sorry, wasn't on purpose!!
Oh, I wasn't referencing yours, just some of the other ones, like the tears.
stop taking this thread too seriously dork...