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Reginald Van Winslow's AWESOME FACTS !!!

VoodoomasterVoodoomaster
edited December 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Do you know the Chuck Norris facts ? Well, now let's create the REGINALD VAN WINSLOW AWESOME FACTS :D

Let's start writing phrases like :

- Van Winslow knows how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood !

- The Four Map Pieces rented the Captain Dread's ship to look for Van Winslow !

- Van Winslow went to the Governor Marley Booty party without invitation. And totally naked.

Now, use your fantasy (don't copy-paste the Chuck Norris facts, and write something piratey and about Monkey Island :D), and let's start !!!
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  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    Winslow is immune to the Ultmate insult cos there is nothing that can insult him
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    Van Winslow is so fat that if he felt into the sea he would cause a tsunami :D.
  • mightypiratemightypirate
    edited November 2009
    The sun once said "oh sure, walk to Winslow"
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    Winslow didn't get infected by the pox. The pox was infected by Winslow.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    Winslow is actually the god of the pirate god... did anyone know that?
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    Darth Vader may be
    Luke's father
    , but Winslow is Darth Vader's father.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    Monkey Island wants to Escapre from Winslow
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    Winslow doesnt use voodoo dolls he uses voodoo action figure
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    Winslow was the first pirate all the others are just copying him
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited November 2009
    mightypirate wrote: »
    The sun once said "oh sure, walk to Winslow"

    Two thumbs up. Brilliant! ;)
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited November 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    darth vader may be
    luke's father
    , but winslow is darth vader's father.
    sailorcuteness wrote: »
    monkey island wants to escape from winslow

    lol!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    Winslow knows once you go map you don't go back
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited November 2009
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    Monkey Island wants to Escapre from Winslow

    So do I. @_@
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    you don't search winslow he searches you on his map!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    winslow didnt get exploded off the narwal he exploded it under him
  • tommhanstommhans
    edited November 2009
    Winslow can kill with his look,breathe with his ears and see through his hands
  • FarlanderFarlander
    edited November 2009
    Each time Winslow points on a map, a new star is born.

    Winslow can hold his breath for 100 minutes while pointing at a map. Being upside down. In space. In sixth dimension.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    The carnival of the danmed was destroyed when winslow used the test your strengh game.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited November 2009
    Winslow does not only touch Meathook's parrot. He eats it for breakfast!
  • jmmjmm
    edited November 2009
    Winslow knows the Secret of Monkey Island.
    Ron Gilbert will not reveal the secret until Winslow says so
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Farlander wrote: »
    Each time Winslow points on a map, a new star is born.

    Winslow can hold his breath for 100 minutes while pointing at a map. Being upside down. In space. In sixth dimension.

    HAHA

    Only one pirate has beaten Winslow in a sword-fight. His name is Santino.

    Screaming Narwhal isn't a ship. It's what Winslow eats for breakfast.
  • GEOSHIREGEOSHIRE
    edited November 2009
    In Junior High Winslow stuffed Davey Jones in his locker..

    Winslow and Santino walked into a bar.... It instantly exploded as there is no building on earth that can handle that level of AWESOME!!
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited November 2009
    Nor Treblig isn't Ron Gilbert backwards, it's Reginald Van Winslow.

    While Root Beer destroys ghosts essence, Winslow eliminates ghosts forever.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited November 2009
    The plaid on Stan's jacket will move for Winslow.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    the only resion ppl couldnt leave flotsam for years is because they where worshipng winslow
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited November 2009
    Winslow tried being undead once but he came back to the living because hell was too uncool for him.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Pirates only look like Winslow because he created them in his own image.
  • yoshiwamyoshiwam
    edited November 2009
    It's not true that lots of monkey island characters are based on one generic character model...
    they're based on Van Winslow!! : O

    * EDIT:
    Thiftweed Fancy Pants wrote:
    Pirates only look like Winslow because he created them in his own image.
    nuuuu!! too late xD
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2009
    yoshiwam wrote: »
    It's not true that lots of monkey island characters are based on one generic character model...
    they're based on Van Winslow!! : O

    * EDIT:

    nuuuu!! too late xD
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    Winslow was the first pirate all the others are just copying him

    you where both late ^^
  • ArodinArodin
    edited November 2009
    Heh... fun.

    If you have 5 pieces o' eight and Reginald Van Winslow has 5 pieces o' eight, Reginald Van Winslow has more money than you.

    Reginald Van Winslow eats three-headed monkeys for breakfast.

    Compared to Reginald Van Winslow, everyone in the world fights like a cow.

    Reginald Van Winslow doesn't need cannons. He just shouts "BANG" at enemy ships and they sink.

    If you are all out of magical voodoo root and need to kill ghost pirates, you can use Reginald Van Winslow's toenail clippings instead.

    The monkey head on Monkey Island is the second biggest monkey head that Guybrush Threepwood has ever seen. Reginald Van Winslow has seen, killed, and eaten 147 monkeys with bigger heads than that.

    When Reginald Van Winslow said "It's meaty and dangerous in here" he was talking about his pants.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    you where both late ^^

    Oh, I thought that was just a general statement about pirates.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited November 2009
    Arodin wrote: »
    When Reginald Van Winslow said "It's meaty and dangerous in here" he was talking about his pants.

    XD you rock
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited November 2009
    Van Winslow doesn't need a chicken with a pulley in the middle:
    Van Winslow only needs a chicken.

    ~When Stan sold Van Winslow's previously used beard trimmer, he sold it as new, 'cause Winslow's beard needs no trimming.

    ~Legend states that an evil demonic skull bowed before Winslow. Or maybe the skull just fell over. It's hard to tell with those things.

    ~Winslow drinks Grog XXD, 'cause XD isn't enough for him.

    ~Van Winslow knows the secret of Monkey Island, Dinky Island, Melee Island, Phat Island, and Donkey Island. He is currently working on the secret of Zebra Island.
  • ArodinArodin
    edited November 2009
    hplikelike wrote: »
    ~Winslow drinks Grog XXD, 'cause XD isn't enough for him.

    ~Van Winslow knows the secret of Monkey Island, Dinky Island, Melee Island, Phat Island, and Donkey Island. He is currently working on the secret of Zebra Island.

    Haha... good ones.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited November 2009
    If Winslow talked manatee there wouldn't be any mating grounds left, there'd only be Winslow harems.

    There is no calm on deck if Winslow is on board. The wind decides to disappear because Winslow wants to chill.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Guybrush Winslow killed LeChuck. Like five times!

    A pox spreads every time Winslow's bowels move.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    Winslow doesn't know the secret of Monkey Island. He IS the secret of Monkey Island.
  • WoodsyblueWoodsyblue
    edited November 2009
    Winslow is so awesome he secretly fixed all the Monkey Island continuity errors while no one was looking :cool:
  • FarlanderFarlander
    edited November 2009
    Winslow created Star Wars, Star Trek, wrote the Lord of the Rings, ended World War II, opened America, built the Great Chinese Wall by himself, ate Olympic gods for breakfast, created the world and universe itself (well, the last one was Winslow accidently sneezing). He's just kind enough to let people or god(s) to think, like, well, THEY did it.
  • TheHuttTheHutt
    edited November 2009
    Winslow's age is 42, The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. And despite of the passing of time, his age remains and will always be 42.
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