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Who's better?

TomPravetzTomPravetz
edited November 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Morgan beats Winslow.
Winslow beats Guybrush.
And Guybrush beats Morgan.

So who's the best fighter?

Or is it a rock paper scissors thing?

Comments

  • doodo!doodo!
    edited November 2009
    RIGHT ON!!....

    eh...??
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    doodo! wrote: »
    RIGHT ON!!....

    eh...??

    My thoughts exactly...
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    It's POKEMAN, nabz!
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited November 2009
    Santino?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Lennie Melvin wrote: »
    Santino?

    Probably.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited November 2009
    Kinda reminds me of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock:
    rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard.jpg
  • DenyDeny
    edited November 2009
    uhh i love "the big bang theory" (But it`s not so good like "how i met your mother" but still awesome!)

    Elanie is the best... i don´t know why but i want to try something else:D
  • flying sheepflying sheep
    edited November 2009
    winslow is more like the planning type (traps on boat)
    guybrush likes to improvize (riddles) and
    morgan is fast with her sword. (could’t we talk abou… *whack* oh, no, leftie!)
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    apenpaap wrote: »
    Kinda reminds me of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock:
    rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard.jpg

    Actually, that picture kinda reminds me of Monkey Kombat.
    -shudder-
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited November 2009
    Awe man I just ate!! Do not mention Monkey Kombat during lunch or dinner hours.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited November 2009
    And since it's always lunch or dinner somewhere in the world, best just to never mention it.

    Ever.
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited November 2009
    rps25.jpg

    I'll give someone five hundred cookie points if they make this monkey island-y.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited November 2009
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    I'll give someone five hundred cookie points if they make this monkey island-y.

    It already has Sponge and Monkey!
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Half of those don't even make sense...

    How do scissors beat axe?
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    Axe can't cut a paper, but scissors can.

    Try it.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    I'll just have youtube do it for me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjfTX3UDeY
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Falanca wrote: »
    Axe can't cut a paper, but scissors can.

    Try it.

    Sure it can. You just need to hold the paper so it is spread out and their is nothing beneath it.


    __X__
    []....[]

    X= cut here.
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    Paper would fall down, between those things. If you're using two rocks to hold the paper from the sides, then you're using ROCK, not the PAPER.

    ...rock beats axe? WTF?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Falanca wrote: »
    Paper would fall down, between those things. If you're using two rocks to hold the paper from the sides, then you're using ROCK, not the PAPER.

    ...rock beats axe? WTF?

    Rock dulls axe.


    []__X_[]
    [].......[]
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    Rock dulls axe.


    []__X_[]
    [].......[]

    By your logic, we can do whatever we want to make it seem more logical. Rock beats sun, for example. If I throw all the rocks on the planet, they'd all turn into lava, and cover up the sun thanks to the gravitional pull of it, so rock somehow covers sun.
    Thiftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I'll just have youtube do it for me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjfTX3UDeY

    Then YOUTUBE beats REALITY.

    God I'm not even trying anymore >_>
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Falanca wrote: »
    Random unintelligent information that is not true.

    That is random unintelligent information that is not true!
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    STILL I'm making more sense than that strange chart.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Falanca wrote: »
    STILL I'm making more sense than that strange chart.

    What strange chart? Oh! You mean that one! Agreed.
  • MarkDarinMarkDarin Former Telltale Staff
    edited November 2009
    apenpaap wrote: »
    rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard.jpg

    ...If this is Two, what is this?
    :p
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited November 2009
    the only thing that confuses me more than this

    monkey%20kombat.jpg
  • PecanBluePecanBlue
    edited November 2009
    ^
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    And here I thought I would never have to see this chart again!
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited November 2009
    rps25_outcomes1.jpg

    here's they're reasoning. for inspiration. yeah a lot of them dont make sense.
  • PecanBluePecanBlue
    edited November 2009
    ^
    Water: "Reflects Sun"

    WAT.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2009
    Forget that, what about Moon: shaped like a bowl?
  • monkey_05_06monkey_05_06
    edited November 2009
    Moon: Shines on rock.
    Coz everybody knows that the one thing that causes all rocks everywhere to undergo complete and total existence failure is light shining on them. :eek:

    Dragon: Lived before nukes.
    Coz it's under the grandfather clause. It has a contractual right to be immune to everything which came into existence after it.

    Bowl: Drowns dragon.
    Coz everybody knows that fire (or in this case lightning) breathers can't exist in the total non-vacuum created by an empty bowl.

    Air: Tips over bowl.
    Coz who hasn't been sitting down for a nice bowl of Cap'n Crunch in the morning only to have all that oxygen everywhere go and dump their bowl right over?

    Paper: (Paper) moon.
    Coz everybody knows that if you say the thing you chose and then say the thing your opponent chose after it that you win by default.

    Sponge: Looks like moon.
    Coz no matter how much it might look like you and your opponent chose the same thing, as long as you say it's something different, you still win.

    Wait a second..."Cockroach: Makes men devils.", "Man: Steps on cockroach." Who wins?
  • WeRaWeRa
    edited November 2009
    JedExodus wrote: »
    the only thing that confuses me more than this

    monkey%20kombat.jpg

    Wow! awesome! :eek:
    Where did you find it?
    It could have been useful!! :D
    Hehe
    Bye!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited November 2009
    MarkDarin wrote: »
    ...If this is Two, what is this?
    :p

    Oh Gosh, I remember that puzzle! I couldn't even solve it, I just saved the game beforehand and loaded the game if I answered wrongly.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited November 2009
    Thiftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I'll just have youtube do it for me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjfTX3UDeY

    Ah, I love that sound!
  • tommhanstommhans
    edited November 2009
    woman beats man, man beats tree?
  • LeakLeak
    edited November 2009
    "Moon: has no water"
    Methinks that chart needs updating... :D
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited November 2009
    Why don't we just take water to the moon and call it a day?

    I just don't understand all the $$$ we're throwing into space.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    JedExodus wrote: »
    *pure evil*

    ARRRGH!!! I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU!!! That's sick man!
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