Well, there are all sorts of trains, if the soul train isn't your bag. Like this one, which I haven't ridden, but I'm told features no singing, only "unspeakable evil!"
On that midnight train to Georgia,
I'd rather derail his world
Than live without him in mine.
Go, gonna derail, gonna derail,
Gonna board the midnight train.
Oh the Devil went down to Georgia,
He was looking for a thread to derail,
He was in a bind
With a lower post count than mine
He was willin' to make a deal.
Yes, in this day and age of aggressive information and 2.0 webs it very easy to get the sensation that one is drowning in a sea of pop cultural dissemination and media hype masquerading as legitimate news necessary for one's survival. The world is crumbling 'round you, and you suddenly need a Coke. Here, breathe into this paper bag, think of Orson Welles and wait until something shiny distracts you from the feeling of unrest and ennui that is Modern Life.
^Scientists are positing that this is leading to an increase in paranoid conspiracy theories. It's a human survival mechanism to look for patterns, connect dots, and make logical predictions, you know, so we don't get eaten by that bear. Unfortunately, this ancient instict is now failing us in the info overload of Modern Life. Hmm, is it possible that human invention has outpaced human evolution? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
EDIT: This thread was getting dangerously back on-topic, so I felt the need to re-derail it.
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Derail up! (derail on up)
Derail the scene! (derail on up)
Like a derailin' machine! (derail on up)
Derail a minute!
Stop slacking. 1,000!!!! Hooray! Party!!!! Peace with Maxilyah until I hit 1,001.
ahem!
On that midnight train to Georgia,
I'd rather derail his world
Than live without him in mine.
Go, gonna derail, gonna derail,
Gonna board the midnight train.
He was looking for a thread to derail,
He was in a bind
With a lower post count than mine
He was willin' to make a deal.
And looks like nothings gonna derail my way
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm derailin' the dock of the bay
Derailin' time
EDIT: Cue whistle solo
Ah to hell with it! BRING ON THE MUSIC AND DERAILMENT!!
That should do the trick (wow, a comment that actually is related to the post o_o )
somebody help me...
NOW i get it...err...no wait.
Yes, in this day and age of aggressive information and 2.0 webs it very easy to get the sensation that one is drowning in a sea of pop cultural dissemination and media hype masquerading as legitimate news necessary for one's survival. The world is crumbling 'round you, and you suddenly need a Coke. Here, breathe into this paper bag, think of Orson Welles and wait until something shiny distracts you from the feeling of unrest and ennui that is Modern Life.
EDIT: This thread was getting dangerously back on-topic, so I felt the need to re-derail it.
Sorry. I don't read long posts. And I wanted to say something. Bad!
Modern Life.... I'd love a "Rocko's Modern Life" game (There, completely derailed!)
My dinosaur makes the best cookies! Yumm...