@coolsome: Because men just aren't good enough. Sometimes I wish I was a woman because having a penis can be a big fat pain in the ass. Then I remember what a pain in the ass having a period or menopause must be and I don't want to be a woman anymore. No gender's cool enough for me.
Men have morning wood. Might sound like fun, until you realize that not only having a tent in your pants is embarasing, but also freaking painful. Sure, periods, from what I've heard, feel like having a constant feeling of diarrhea, but wood also feels painful.
Men have morning wood. Might sound like fun, until you realize that not only having a tent in your pants is embarasing, but also freaking painful. Sure, periods, from what I've heard, feel like having a constant feeling of diarrhea, but wood also feels painful.
Speaking as someone who is a victim of, irritated at, and tired of random unwanted erections, I highly doubt that it's anywhere near as bad as the experience of a period is.
Yeah.. I know it's the sterotype, and maybe a bit TMI but going though a phase of extreme bipolarness is actually really frustrating, especially when you know the reason why you're acting all crazy. Not to mention the pain. And the zits. And taking care of the fact that you're bleeding for a couple of days. Then again, it's different for everyone. Some people don't feel nothin, some people get crippled for a week.
also, gender has to do with the mind and doesn't necessarily means genitals, but you know.
Speaking as someone who is a victim of, irritated at, and tired of random unwanted erections, I highly doubt that it's anywhere near as bad as the experience of a period is.
I'd take the periods over random hard-ons any day. I'm quite happy that the world doesn't have a visual cue as to when my mind is on... better things.
Men have morning wood. Might sound like fun, until you realize that not only having a tent in your pants is embarasing, but also freaking painful. Sure, periods, from what I've heard, feel like having a constant feeling of diarrhea, but wood also feels painful.
Aye, guilty.
Yes well women are also aroused....in the morning as well + the word tent applies to females to
I'd take the periods over random hard-ons any day. I'm quite happy that the world doesn't have a visual cue as to when my mind is on... better things.
I really can't say what I'd prefer because I never had a chance to experience the second one. Even though I can't help to be curious, I'm not exactly to the point of actually finding out for myself. :I
"It's a defense mechanism to prevent them from taking a leak while sleeping."
..Last I heard, women have to pee more due to anatomy. So what's the female defense mechanism?
I just want super heroes to be real. And to have the world have zany super hero physics. Meaning, if Superman stops a falling plane, people inside it would SURVIVE instead of die from the gignormous whiplash.
I just want super heroes to be real. And to have the world have zany super hero physics. Meaning, if Superman stops a falling plane, people inside it would SURVIVE instead of die from the gignormous whiplash.
And I want lazereyed ponies for pets, and although super scribblenauts helps on that I am not getting what i want either.
You're referring directly to Senate Bill 1070, also known as the Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act. The act is harsh and essentially forces anyone of obvious foreign descent(anyone who looks Mexican, specifically) to essentially "carry papers" at all times. "Lets police be racist" is something of a broad interpretation of that, especially considering that it doesn't even apply in this case.
That's not going to be even out of normal for me: As a Chilean Citizen I have to carry all my papers with me all the time because it's legal for the police here to ask for them.
And speak Japanese.
What do you mean that isn't a super power?
I think you're looking for omnilingualism. I want that one. I also want portal creation/a pocket dimension.
Also, Arizona bugs me for being the only state in the US that doesn't observe daylight savings. Found that one out when we dipped south into Arizona to visit the Grand Canyon while on a road trip and the visitor's center was still closed for an hour.
Me? Nevah! I'm all sunshine and gumdrops. Therefore if I'm ever cranky we can objectively ascertain that you are being a prat.
What? No! I don't know if anyone has told you this, but i'm like one of the top five coolest people here. I'm currently sandwiched in between Remolay and adambartramgr
Yeah, that's what I meant. The two are somewhat (though decreasingly) related, but they're not analogous. My point was that it's no less valid to have a preference for women of Japanese descent than it is to have a preference for women with green eyes. Does it mean you won't marry a white woman or a woman with brown eyes? No, it just means you can dream. After all, nobody's perfect.
Of course, what the hell would I know about it?
Yeah, my "ideal" guy is about my height, give or take (I'm 5'6"). Actually I think I've had sex with more guys shorter than me than guys taller than me. Yet my husband and boyfriend are both 6'6". Go figure.
But yeah, what I care most about is guys who are nice, funny and geeky. I do have a female-knight complex, I guess (by which I mean I want to be the one protecting my guys, not the other way around) but it's not a deal breaker.
I'd take the periods over random hard-ons any day. I'm quite happy that the world doesn't have a visual cue as to when my mind is on... better things.
I agree with that. I already have a hard time with hardening nipples and reddening lips. I don't need more obvious clues, such as having to adjust my pants.
That's not going to be even out of normal for me: As a Chilean Citizen I have to carry all my papers with me all the time because it's legal for the police here to ask for them.
Also, I'm going to a trainee program ^^!
Congrats! And yeah, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to carry your ID with you at all times in France too, although I've never personally been asked for it by the police (although I have friends who have. I probably don't look foreign enough for them to feel the need to check I was legally in the country).
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Men have morning wood. Might sound like fun, until you realize that not only having a tent in your pants is embarasing, but also freaking painful. Sure, periods, from what I've heard, feel like having a constant feeling of diarrhea, but wood also feels painful.
Aye, guilty.
Speaking as someone who is a victim of, irritated at, and tired of random unwanted erections, I highly doubt that it's anywhere near as bad as the experience of a period is.
also, gender has to do with the mind and doesn't necessarily means genitals, but you know.
Uh, my experience may be different, but no.
I'd take the periods over random hard-ons any day. I'm quite happy that the world doesn't have a visual cue as to when my mind is on... better things.
Yeah, but every time you're a bitch everyone just assumes that the red scourge is attacking the mossy cleff
...innuendo's hard
Yes well women are also aroused....in the morning as well + the word tent applies to females to
When men have morning wood, they are not arroused. It's a defense mechanism to prevent them from taking a leak while sleeping.
never heard that be for lol ....must not work all that great im sure there is allot of teenage bed wetters lol
I really can't say what I'd prefer because I never had a chance to experience the second one. Even though I can't help to be curious, I'm not exactly to the point of actually finding out for myself. :I
"It's a defense mechanism to prevent them from taking a leak while sleeping."
..Last I heard, women have to pee more due to anatomy. So what's the female defense mechanism?
god that is such a weird thing to say.
Me? Nevah! I'm all sunshine and gumdrops. Therefore if I'm ever cranky we can objectively ascertain that you are being a prat.
Whereas women learn, like, bladder control?
It's days like this that I look at this thread and think things are finally getting interesting again!
And I want lazereyed ponies for pets, and although super scribblenauts helps on that I am not getting what i want either.
And speak Japanese.
What do you mean that isn't a super power?
I have a super power!
Ejem. I'm going to USA for a year. Any Telltalers in Arizona?
I'm not saying this to be scary at all, but isn't Arizona the one with that stupid law that let's the police be racist?
I'm pretty sure I know what you think you're talking about. And it's not what you just said.
I think I know what are you talking about, but I don't think is like that.
Yeah, I forgot a word. All fixeded now.
Ginny isn't an US citizen, nor is she even an illegal immigrant -- she's just going to visit. How would that law affect her in any way?
Also, I'm going to a trainee program ^^!
I think you're looking for omnilingualism. I want that one. I also want portal creation/a pocket dimension.
Also, Arizona bugs me for being the only state in the US that doesn't observe daylight savings. Found that one out when we dipped south into Arizona to visit the Grand Canyon while on a road trip and the visitor's center was still closed for an hour.
What? No! I don't know if anyone has told you this, but i'm like one of the top five coolest people here. I'm currently sandwiched in between Remolay and adambartramgr
Yeah, my "ideal" guy is about my height, give or take (I'm 5'6"). Actually I think I've had sex with more guys shorter than me than guys taller than me. Yet my husband and boyfriend are both 6'6". Go figure.
But yeah, what I care most about is guys who are nice, funny and geeky. I do have a female-knight complex, I guess (by which I mean I want to be the one protecting my guys, not the other way around) but it's not a deal breaker.
I agree with that. I already have a hard time with hardening nipples and reddening lips. I don't need more obvious clues, such as having to adjust my pants.
Congrats! And yeah, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to carry your ID with you at all times in France too, although I've never personally been asked for it by the police (although I have friends who have. I probably don't look foreign enough for them to feel the need to check I was legally in the country).