You're minding your own business when suddenly you hear someone singing to themselves. The person gets closer and closer. You hear them singing-
Do you know who I am?
They call me Judgment Boy...
Do you know who I am?
They call me Judgment Boy...
The person is actually a being riding on a ceiling rail. He stops in front of you.
JUDGMENT!
I carry two cages. One contains a heart, the other contains wealth.
Your best friend is driving you from a thrift shop where you had just picked up a mint copy of of the entire series of Neon Genesis Evangelion on VHS. Suddenly a deer runs out in front of your car and you swerve to avoid it, crashing headlong over a shallow ravine. Your friend is knocked cold and the car is aflame. You manage to regain consciousness. You can either save your friend, or your newfound collection of VHS anime.
WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?
Why that's easy! I pick my friend!
>The heart cage opens and the heart falls to the ground and smashes to bits.
JUDGMENT!
Without a moments hesitation you grab the VHS tapes and crawl away with them in your arms, saving them from the flames. In the amount of time you take frantically grabbing your tapes, you barely have enough time to crawl away from the car before it explodes. You used up all your energy on your goods and couldn't crawl back to save your friend. It was your choice. Now you get to live with it.
My friend, it seems you truly have a cold heart. If you have one at all.
I remember the time when I foolishly asked whether it was possible to spam the "whatever's on your mind" thread. If it hadn't been answered back then, it has certainly been answered now.
I'd like to point out that the image Pants used to describe himself- the furry, brown animal- is a Jaanese animal called a tanuki. Part of the raccoon family, tanuki males have gigantic, humongous huevos. They are worshipped as dieties of fertility, and even have a holiday devoted to their giant schlong.
I remember the time when I foolishly asked whether it was possible to spam the "whatever's on your mind" thread. If it hadn't been answered back then, it has certainly been answered now.
I'd like to point out that the image Pants used to describe himself- the furry, brown animal- is a Jaanese animal called a tanuki. Part of the raccoon family, tanuki males have gigantic, humongous huevos. They are worshipped as dieties of fertility, and even have a holiday devoted to their giant schlong.
Oh, no, of course it can't be derailed. But spam isn't derailment - spam's just spam; annoying, generally tiresome, sometimes funny in small doses depending on what type of spam.
(Good lord, people, give me some credit. This shit takes a ton of effort. Who else would manually draw Rei into a screencap to reply?)
My god, you've outdone yourself. You even used Tatami Galaxy, for Cthulhu's sake! Well done, Fawful. I mean, sure you now have to deal with a legion of angry Ayanami fanbois but well done all the same!
My god, you've outdone yourself. You even used Tatami Galaxy, for Cthulhu's sake! Well done, Fawful. I mean, sure you now have to deal with a legion of angry Ayanami fanbois but well done all the same!
Oh this isn't the first I've thought of using Tatami Galaxy. I have plans for Dashing as well. I'm just waiting for the right post, when he's really worked up.
Oh this isn't the first I've thought of using Tatami Galaxy. I have plans for Dashing as well. I'm just waiting for the right post, when he's really worked up.
So, thursday if I don't have to work...I'm going to talk to an advisor about how one goes to be a paleontologist, but I'm going to minor in computer sciences...so I think this will be set.
So, I don't know why but I suddenly miss being in the military.
Troll Wars will do that to you, man. It's not funny, it's just downright disturbing and wrong. Nobody wins, and everybody loses, it just goes on and on forever.
Please spread awareness of our cause. Troll War is never the answer.
So, after something like 3 years of no updates, I finally started adding crap to my DevaintArt again. I feel... dirty.
DA does that to you, I haven't posted some stuff since last term, but I still go on it regularly and some of the stuff you see....well, it's just depressing.
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What the hell is that....
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? I'LL DESTROY IT! I'LL KILL IT!
AHHHHHHHHHH YIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
YOU MUST DIE! IT'S HEART ATTACK TIME!
BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE BLEE!
(I've been in the coffee again...)
Hey buddy...
...are you not amused?
Are you upset?
u mad?
Do I look mad?
DO I?
HUH, PUNK? How could I be mad? (except for that DAMN THING FROM BEFORE!) You see, I've learned a GREAT and TERRIBLE secret and it concerns YOU.
Care to guess what that is?
Oh god, no!
Air your secrets, boy. Unless it's about the vomitorium. That is to remain secret.
GOOD. GOOOOOOOOOOD.
Yes! Run, boy! Run from the truth!
There is no secret.
Suddenly? You were already talking about it like a month ago. I'm just saying, that's not very sudden. Could've been sudden then, though.
You underestimate me, for I am SECRET Fawful.
Let's play a little game, shall we.
You're minding your own business when suddenly you hear someone singing to themselves. The person gets closer and closer. You hear them singing-
Do you know who I am?
They call me Judgment Boy...
Do you know who I am?
They call me Judgment Boy...
The person is actually a being riding on a ceiling rail. He stops in front of you.
JUDGMENT!
I carry two cages. One contains a heart, the other contains wealth.
Your best friend is driving you from a thrift shop where you had just picked up a mint copy of of the entire series of Neon Genesis Evangelion on VHS. Suddenly a deer runs out in front of your car and you swerve to avoid it, crashing headlong over a shallow ravine. Your friend is knocked cold and the car is aflame. You manage to regain consciousness. You can either save your friend, or your newfound collection of VHS anime.
WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?
Why that's easy! I pick my friend!
>The heart cage opens and the heart falls to the ground and smashes to bits.
JUDGMENT!
Without a moments hesitation you grab the VHS tapes and crawl away with them in your arms, saving them from the flames. In the amount of time you take frantically grabbing your tapes, you barely have enough time to crawl away from the car before it explodes. You used up all your energy on your goods and couldn't crawl back to save your friend. It was your choice. Now you get to live with it.
My friend, it seems you truly have a cold heart. If you have one at all.
You think you know me?
HA!
I have everything Evangelion on my hard drive and VHS is for profligates! Your psychic senses are wrong!
(Also, we would have hit the deer because we're thug nasty. Shiiiiiiiiit yeeeeeeeeeah, son.)
Everything, huh?
Nah, what am I thinking? Your type is too sophisticated and high-brow to-
.....
Porblem?
I'd like to point out that the image Pants used to describe himself- the furry, brown animal- is a Jaanese animal called a tanuki. Part of the raccoon family, tanuki males have gigantic, humongous huevos. They are worshipped as dieties of fertility, and even have a holiday devoted to their giant schlong.
The more you know?
I still say it can't be derailed, even now.
That said, I'm too tired for this shit.
Teh moar u kno!
(Good lord, people, give me some credit. This shit takes a ton of effort. Who else would manually draw Rei into a screencap to reply?)
My god, you've outdone yourself. You even used Tatami Galaxy, for Cthulhu's sake! Well done, Fawful. I mean, sure you now have to deal with a legion of angry Ayanami fanbois but well done all the same!
True, this is actually one of your better efforts.
The word you meant to use was successes.
Oh this isn't the first I've thought of using Tatami Galaxy. I have plans for Dashing as well. I'm just waiting for the right post, when he's really worked up.
To steal a quote from you,
I can't wait to see how this plays out...
See, you're even starting to think like me now.
Sure, if I'm ever in Mongolia. I find one and can sneak it away, I'll send it to you.
Sure, whatever you say.
I'm going to bed. So long, jerkwads!
Troll Wars will do that to you, man. It's not funny, it's just downright disturbing and wrong. Nobody wins, and everybody loses, it just goes on and on forever.
Please spread awareness of our cause. Troll War is never the answer.
You're playing a dangerous game posting these sorts of things while Fawful is lurking.
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On an unrelated note, I found it somewhat humourous when I found these two pictures side-by-side on the Steam front-page yesterday:
DA does that to you, I haven't posted some stuff since last term, but I still go on it regularly and some of the stuff you see....well, it's just depressing.
Uh huh. I'm lurking in the shadows ready to......uh....er...make puns....and clown around...and stuff....
Woooo. Fear me. I'm the death of this entire forum. Or whatever.
Enthusiasm!
I don't think so.
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