"Asshole" - Denis Leary
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John
"Circle of Life" - Elton John
"Cotton Eye Joe" - Rednex
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Okay, You win.
Especially because you get 500 miles.
Yeah, 1994 pretty much sucks for music. You did get Pink Floyd's "High Hopes" though. It might not have been a huge mainstream hit, but it's still one of the greatest songs ever written .
I'm TomPravetz, but my real name is Tom Pravetz. If that is too complicated for you, you can always call me "The Lord Almighty," "Heavenly Father Whose Mercy I Am Completely Dependant On," or just simply "God". Most people do. If you ever see a post that reads "Oh, God," or such, scroll up. There I am! Say hi! Depending on my mood, I'll either say something witty back, something useful, or something completely irrelevant.
While I am perfect, I have a few things labelled as "disorders." I'm ADHD, so I will not read long posts, schizoid, so I don't care what you have to say, and legally blind, so I cannot see what you post. Basically, I talk and ignore.
Also, despite the fact that most derailments can be traced back to me, I never rarely am directly the cause. Mostly I post something so unbelievably interesting that everyone else feels the need to respond to it directly. I am not a troll. Making that clear now. If you are a troll, then I must ask you to leave. Our resident troll spot has been taken up by Fawful, and it seems Pants has wedged himself in any left over space. So sorry. See you on some other forum. Or not. Since this is the only one I use. Too bad for you. Asshole.
So what do you need to know about me? I am imperfectly perfect, a god,witty, and down-right attractive. According to Christian legend, it took "God" 7 days to create the earth and universe. It took him 9 months to make me. My poor mother had to carry me-in-construction around while Jehovah did his work. I must really give him credit then. He certainly did a top-notch job.
I cannot really tell you to much about myself, as a general never reveals his target before hand. The only information I can tell you that is left is that I do enjoy the occasional genocide, war, or other "evil, tyrannous, acts." So welcome to Telltale. Welcome to my forum. Welcome to Hell. Please enjoy your stay.
(Also, Guru. Welcome to my kill list. Credit is due where... well... umm... credit is due. I will get my name on a stickied thread, and it will thrust me into modhood, much like... well.... stuff that gets thrusted into things? Watch your back, boy.)
EDIT:
WAIT! Guru is a mod?! You're already dead, man. You just don't know it.
Don't look now, but I believe there are 3 more mods that weren't mods before.
Just had a bad day yesterday because I forgot to ask about something that was important, but I had totally forgot about it.
And I also snapped and got upset for no reason, so I just ruined a perfectly good day just by being me.
And I always blow things up like that, and just hate my self when I upset other and feel I ruined things. Even took it a step so far to hit my self in the head with a book because I am so upset with my self...
I guess you can call it a fit, and I just need to get over it, sometimes it takes a day, other times a little longer.
I tell my self I will do a lot of things to change my self like: Be nicer, don't forget important things, think before talking, don't get angry easy and many other things.
But when I forget and manage to upset others with it, I hate my self and feel I need to punish my self...
Ok that was a complete rank, but I don't feel I need to hide the fact that I got some problems, I have talked to a psychiatrist (going to talk to one again I think) so I know something is wrong with me.
Sorry for the rant of an answer, I just had to get all that out.
I've found shipping to be really good within the UK... even with standard shipping I often get stuff the next day if the vendor is in London, and usually within 2 days if they're further afield.
What the Hell is Alan Partridge babbling on about on Comic Relief? "You honestly think Richard Curtis would get out of bed for 10 dead kids?" What an $&")£&$)!
The tag. Unless something about my anatomy has changed drastically without me knowing, I don't think the itch would really apply to me.
I keep forgetting you're a girl. I keep imagining you as a giant green guy sitting around at a computer, facepalming and shouting about power levels and wish granting balls.
I keep forgetting you're a girl. I keep imagining you as a giant green guy sitting around at a computer, facepalming and shouting about power levels and wish granting balls.
Just as it should be...it's all part of my cunning disguise.
Though, it does look like the tag did finally disappear, making the entire discussion a moot point anyway.
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Yeah, 1994 pretty much sucks for music. You did get Pink Floyd's "High Hopes" though. It might not have been a huge mainstream hit, but it's still one of the greatest songs ever written
Fuck yes!
Got it!
Sweet! I'll definitely have to keep an eye on this.
EDIT: he's close to four and he's still over there...
Why? If you don't mind my asking.
Also, whoever invented the idea of waking up at 0600 hopefully had an excruciatingly hard death. Like, one involving fire. And replicants.
I should be a mod. The campaign starts here!
Ah well, I’d much rather have a job than not.
Just had a bad day yesterday because I forgot to ask about something that was important, but I had totally forgot about it.
And I also snapped and got upset for no reason, so I just ruined a perfectly good day just by being me.
And I always blow things up like that, and just hate my self when I upset other and feel I ruined things. Even took it a step so far to hit my self in the head with a book because I am so upset with my self...
I guess you can call it a fit, and I just need to get over it, sometimes it takes a day, other times a little longer.
I tell my self I will do a lot of things to change my self like: Be nicer, don't forget important things, think before talking, don't get angry easy and many other things.
But when I forget and manage to upset others with it, I hate my self and feel I need to punish my self...
Ok that was a complete rank, but I don't feel I need to hide the fact that I got some problems, I have talked to a psychiatrist (going to talk to one again I think) so I know something is wrong with me.
Sorry for the rant of an answer, I just had to get all that out.
And it was free shipping to boot.
Or bought an Axe Detailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZKL74LgMg
It's still there, just in a different place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pt1HTZUQtM
If he gets to modship before me, I will literally figuratively kill myself.
The itch or the tag?
Saturday work here as well, but I had the last six days off so I can't grumble. Plus my colleagues are pretty cool guys
PS. Everyone, I had the last six days off work
six days
The race begins! Who will attain modship first!?
"MODSHIP" is now a word.
No I deleted it.
Get on Steam bitch. I want deets
I'm stealing this phrase.
I woke up 25 minutes ago. That feels so strange. After-work mega-naps on a Friday: Not the best idea.
In other news: My PC is back.
Psh. Any time is appropriate for a mega-nap. It's called the Uberman sleep schedule and I've been trying to achieve it for years.
look for the reality TV show on fox.... who will receive the Big Red Mod Ban button?
What's your area of study?
Dude, I thought you were like 30 something, 40, based on your maturity level.
The tag. Unless something about my anatomy has changed drastically without me knowing, I don't think the itch would really apply to me.
I keep forgetting you're a girl. I keep imagining you as a giant green guy sitting around at a computer, facepalming and shouting about power levels and wish granting balls.
Just as it should be...it's all part of my cunning disguise.
Though, it does look like the tag did finally disappear, making the entire discussion a moot point anyway.