Sure. I tried to get you in the film, but you aren't with SAG so we wouldn't have been able to get a crew. Sorry.
That's ok. I figured I would've been your first choice, with Portman a distant second. Sorry you got stuck with gorgeous Oscar-winning actress instead of me... that's how life is sometimes.
Well, if anyone's going to be Steve Martin, it's me.
Enjoy your career going to hell with movies like The Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen while I, Dan Ackroyd, continue to remain funny and successful in everything I'm in for the rest of my years.
That's ok. I figured I would've been your first choice, with Portman a distant second. Sorry you got stuck with gorgeous Oscar-winning actress instead of me... that's how life is sometimes.
Yeah. I figure you would have worked for the name recognition alone. Portman is killing our budget. Ah, but art cares nothing for budgets.
Enjoy your career going to hell with movies like The Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen while I, Dan Ackroyd, continue to remain funny and successful in everything I'm in for the rest of my years.
Do you enjoy being horrible? Well, at least I made The Jerk.
I'm 6 episodes further along on my quest to be able to say I've seen every episode of Seinfeld other then the Contest. I haven't seen most of Season 4, and have probably seen 9/10 of the last five seasons total, and recently watched Seasons One through Three.
My family's big on Seinfeld, so I have seen every episode but the final season finale somewhere in the ballpark of 20-30 times. The last season finale I've only seen 5.
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Just keeping the Introductions thread for, y'know, introductions. Wouldn't want you guys scaring off any newbies.
<movie trailer>
This summer, old rivals will unite...
Pants: "There's gonna be a reckoning."
...to take down an oppressive overlord...
Villain: "That belongs... in a different thread! Mehehehehe!"
Fawful: "Over my dead body."
...at any cost.
-Insert flashes of action scenes-
Comrade Pants, Secret Fawful, and Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman in...
At Any Cost.
</movie trailer.>
I guess that could make sense. Doesn't stop it from being lame, but it makes sense.
Is Natalie Portman playing me? If so, I'm good with this.
Sure. I tried to get you in the film, but you aren't with SAG so we wouldn't have been able to get a crew. Sorry.
Well I guess we are...
TWO WILD AND SCARY GUYS.
Does this mean we drive a windowless van everywhere and leer at people when we aren't laughing like drunken jackasses?
That's ok. I figured I would've been your first choice, with Portman a distant second. Sorry you got stuck with gorgeous Oscar-winning actress instead of me... that's how life is sometimes.
Enjoy your career going to hell with movies like The Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen while I, Dan Ackroyd, continue to remain funny and successful in everything I'm in for the rest of my years.
Yeah. I figure you would have worked for the name recognition alone. Portman is killing our budget. Ah, but art cares nothing for budgets.
Do you enjoy being horrible? Well, at least I made The Jerk.
Actually, I'm just jealous you called dibs. I think Steve Martin is still insanely funny.
Oh, excellent. That's good to know.
So your the one who beat me in slutiest member category!
I was taught by the best-
It's because there's nobody brave enough to take you on. Not even Tom Bravetz.
You have a picture for everything, haven't you?
I volunteer Dashing.
Yup! And damn was it hard, what with all the sluts around here!
You trying to kill the man?
Isnt it unfair for a mod to have a nemisis who isnt a mod since you can just use the ban hammer?
You can have mine. Or, we can share him, if you don't mind.
Good point. I volunteer you.
Hint: he's in your house.
You're pretty easy to read, man. For example, you're probably planning to spend tonight alone either on the couch or sitting at the computer.