I have no idea what your talking about, Rather Dashing. Fawful, you're not stupid enough to no that he's trying to trick you into thinking that I'm trying to trick you.
Again, the assumptions is that diamonds are the best friends of girls only. But no. Dogs are. Because I'm a MAN! Grrr! Roar! Burp! (Other manly noises here)
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Dashing, I'll give you twenty bucks to say something about me.
Oh! You already did. Damn, that was easy. Never mind. Deals off.
Is this the same thing as a notch on your belt?I don't know if I like where this is going...
I know, Fawful. Though you may look it, deep down inside, you're not a cheap hooker.
Tom, your posts give me an enema in my intelligence. Do I make it into your signature yet? Do I? DO I, HUH!? DO I!? No? Thank heavens.
I have no idea what your talking about, Rather Dashing. Fawful, you're not stupid enough to no that he's trying to trick you into thinking that I'm trying to trick you.
Fawful, my signature is serious business. This war has been going on for almost a year, now. We will be victorious, goddammit!
Oh, it's you. I thought somebody else started randomly talking to me about their signature. I guess I forgot you're a complete liar.
Let's dissect this.
No shit, Sherlock. (Oh, that was nice! I called you Sherlock. He was really smart, y'know? Sig-worthy?)
Redundancy is redundant. (Look! There I'm just stating a fact!)
Randomly? You brought it up, you silly boy. (See? There I just called you a silly boy, rather than the complete idiot you are actually being.)
I guess I guess. (Really. Not a malicious word in this reply!)
Liar? Yes. Complete? I've never known love... *sob weep choke* (I have nothing else to say... *cry*)
Round two!
Wow, indeed.
I prefer the term "desperado".
Truth.
I am not inferior!
... Wait, what?
Having seen photographs of Fawful, I am fairly certain he is not a jock. And I don't know if he's hot. Fawful, do you have a fever?
All together again.
I don't get the reference unless you are referring to when the girl snaps and kills the jock.
Personally, my money isn't on either of these. My money is on the table next to my chair.
First. That's a girl?
Second. I'm this type of girl.
And third. You're money's not on the table. At least, not anymore...
That's not actually me. That's Chuck Norris. And there's no way in hell I'm going to try to knock his hat off.
"Girls just wanna have fun." - Not - "Just girls wanna have fun."
Are diamonds your best friends
What do unjust girls want to do? Rob banks?
You don't get to speak to me! Erm. I mean. Thanks.
Again, the assumptions is that diamonds are the best friends of girls only. But no. Dogs are. Because I'm a MAN! Grrr! Roar! Burp! (Other manly noises here)
I award you 27 internets for this post. Truly amazing. LONG LIVE THE WIT!
Girls answer every question indirectly...
If me being disrespectful, you mean calling girls inferior, I meant no harm. Merely a weak quip. To all the thin-skinned girls out there, I apologize.
Oh, go wrap yourself in a dig site and fossilize. That's my new Kurt-only comeback. Problem?
Go have fury, Fawful. (My insults are not as good as Fawfuls. Is that good or bad?)
My secret attack plan worked!
You never want to see me fury..ever.
Now settle down.
You can't do that! It's not Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Everyday is talk like a pirate day if you're a mod.
God damn it I need to be a mod!
That was just aimed at the talk like pirate comment not real begging..the mock poster should be a clue its not serious rly..
No you really wouldn't...it's a lot harder than it looks..beleive me, sometimes it's stresses me out.
If this happens, I will kill a kitten. And not just any kitten. A really cute one. So, yes, a metaphorical one.
First, not what again?
And second...
Well I would but it was a jk aimed at the pirate talk If it where a comemnt about you being a mod with out a joke perk I wouldnt have posted that.
Relax, Guru. RELAX.
First- Guru, if you clicked the link...
Well I was trying to be discreet in a very obvious way.
But please dont let me stop you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nope nothing special, I talked with my Boyfriend and baked a cake and played some guitar hero. But the best thing was I took a day of work to do it.
Yes you did really good, thank you.