You know, as much as I have enjoyed some of Cockerel's posts, it's hard for me to understand why this thread was such a huge major threat and had to be moved to this forum, but a fictional chicken posting in real threads is okay.
Well when I read the mods displeasal I thought it best to stop.
The joke was getting kind of old anyway.
(Got to stretch the ol' RP legs out a bit though so I'm good)
Blegh! Someone keeps hacking into my email account. This is the second time this week, and now I'm really annoyed today. Time to delete, and get a new one. I'm lucky I haven't done any business stuff lately. Still lame though....
Blegh! Someone keeps hacking into my email account. This is the second time this week, and now I'm really annoyed today. Time to delete, and get a new one. I'm lucky I haven't done any business stuff lately. Still lame though....
Yeah, but it was connected with my gaming email, and not my online stuff/old college email. My email that got hacked was connected to my card for buying my swag online, and contacting my teachers back in college. I'm not worried.....Actually I might change my credit account just in case.
Whoever created the child-safe bottle cap is not a friend of mine. Whenever I maintain my fishtank, I have to add about 10 mins on to the total time it takes simply because I can never get the caps off of the chemicals I need! It's not child-safe. It's human-safe. In fact, I'm sure that when I was much younger I was able to open those child-safe caps a lot easier and a lot quicker.
Well known fact - if you want something opened, give it to a child. If on the other hand you want it broken... give it to a child. You'd think I'd have learnt that by now, but it's amazing how the mind can blank things out.
Cockerel and Mr. Fox are gone? Okay, you know what, you guys can eat a cock.
I feel I must say that I'm rather pleased that The Orange Cad has vanished but rest assured that everyones favourite radioactive cock is still here. Though I hasten to add that I'm not entirely sure that recommending that people eat me is the best advice, dear old Mr. Fawful.
Anycow, I've got some rather splendid news everyone. I hear word on the farm that Mr. Clayton shall be taking my good plumaged self to the spiffing party I told you all about tonight. The axe is out again and shinier than ever before.
Hey all,
I just got back from a lovely little rustic farm, where I purchased the biggest and most tasty chicken wing that I've ever come across. It had an almost radioactive glow to it, must have been a special oil they used to cook it in I guess. Scrumptious.
Anyway, did I miss anything good whilst I was away?
Hey all,
I just got back from a lovely little rustic farm, where I purchased the biggest and most tasty chicken wing that I've ever come across. It had an almost radioactive glow to it, must have been a special oil they used to cook it in I guess. Scrumptious.
Anyway, did I miss anything good whilst I was away?
Thats the most depressing end to a joke Iv ever herd.
Hey all,
I just got back from a lovely little rustic farm, where I purchased the biggest and most tasty chicken wing that I've ever come across. It had an almost radioactive glow to it, must have been a special oil they used to cook it in I guess. Scrumptious.
Anyway, did I miss anything good whilst I was away?
You "were away" for, what, a day? If you weren't so loud and obnoxious about it, nobody would have noticed.
I just got back from a lovely little rustic farm, where I purchased the biggest and most tasty chicken wing that I've ever come across. It had an almost radioactive glow to it, must have been a special oil they used to cook it in I guess. Scrumptious.
Thats the most depressing end to a joke Iv ever herd.
Quite frankly, I didn't want to stop being Cockerel for at least a couple of months. I had a whole story planned out but it was obvious that the mod's weren't too happy with the situation so I had to bring Cockerel to a swift end. Which, like you said; is rather depressing.
I was just starting to grow fond of the character, his back story and his quirks. I've got a few ideas on how I can resurrect Cockerel without stepping on any mod's shoes. Watch this space...
...in all of our hearts and on the face of every chicken we see.. or eat.
In all seriousness I'm actually a vegetarian, so I could never really kill off Cockerel. That "radioactive wing" I ate? It was made from the vegetarian meat substitute Quorn. Have faith, Cockerel's enjoying the farm party and will post a you-tube video tour of Mr. Clayton's Farm in the coming months. Like I said, watch this space...
Wow, I honestly feel so happy right now I could cry. No hyperbole. Amazing what little things (well, little thing that just saved my entire summer vacation) do.
Quite frankly, I didn't want to stop being Cockerel for at least a couple of months. I had a whole story planned out but it was obvious that the mod's weren't too happy with the situation so I had to bring Cockerel to a swift end. Which, like you said; is rather depressing.
Aww, couldn't you have asked the mods for permission when you saw they weren't happy or at least try to come to an agreement? =(
Wow, I honestly feel so happy right now I could cry. No hyperbole. Amazing what little things (well, little thing that just saved my entire summer vacation) do.
Aww, couldn't you have asked the mods for permission when you saw they weren't happy or at least try to come to an agreement? =(
Why bother when there are so many other channels available on the Internet for Cockerel. Besides, I'm not going to plead to someone to let me continue to entertain people, that's their loss. Don't worry, you guys and gals will be the first to be notified of any further cock related material (with links provided). Well, not all obviously. Just the feathered kind.
I just simply ended up not failing a subject after being told that I was one point away from passing. Like I said, a small thing. That small thing was gonna decide the next 3 or 4 following months of my life (because of parents, you guys know how they are) so maybe it's not that small of a thing but whatever.
I just simply ended up not failing a subject after being told that I was one point away from passing. Like I said, a small thing. That small thing was gonna decide the next 3 or 4 following months of my life (because of parents, you guys know how they are) so maybe it's not that small of a thing but whatever.
I see what you mean. I'm glad that the teachers weren't pedantic about that one point. Congratulations.
It's only the first day of summer vacation and I already have so many things I want to do concurrently that I've ended up doing nothing at all instead. Like posting in this thread.
Why am I here again? I should be reading a book, while playing The Witcher, while talking to people, while learning multi-variable calculus, while writing a novel, while...
I just found the naive polite talking chicken to be hilarious. I don't care if laughing my ass off at it makes me low brow in this fourm.
It was funny like, i'm not trying to be some kind of comedy snob here. It's just a bit 'Viva le coq gaulois' on one side and Colonel Sanders on the other. End of the day it shouldn't really be a big deal... should it?
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The joke was getting kind of old anyway.
(Got to stretch the ol' RP legs out a bit though so I'm good)
Enjoy
Own a PS3?
Yeah, but it was connected with my gaming email, and not my online stuff/old college email. My email that got hacked was connected to my card for buying my swag online, and contacting my teachers back in college. I'm not worried.....Actually I might change my credit account just in case.
You know. I could watch that gif all day! XD
Well known fact - if you want something opened, give it to a child. If on the other hand you want it broken... give it to a child. You'd think I'd have learnt that by now, but it's amazing how the mind can blank things out.
I feel I must say that I'm rather pleased that The Orange Cad has vanished but rest assured that everyones favourite radioactive cock is still here. Though I hasten to add that I'm not entirely sure that recommending that people eat me is the best advice, dear old Mr. Fawful.
Anycow, I've got some rather splendid news everyone. I hear word on the farm that Mr. Clayton shall be taking my good plumaged self to the spiffing party I told you all about tonight. The axe is out again and shinier than ever before.
I say, I say. Hip-hip horay!
Also, I am working on making a Grickle gnome from various cardboard necessities. Pics shall come eventually.
I just got back from a lovely little rustic farm, where I purchased the biggest and most tasty chicken wing that I've ever come across. It had an almost radioactive glow to it, must have been a special oil they used to cook it in I guess. Scrumptious.
Anyway, did I miss anything good whilst I was away?
Thats the most depressing end to a joke Iv ever herd.
...I could really go for some fried chicken though.
Meh, loud and obnoxious... I've had worse.
Quite frankly, I didn't want to stop being Cockerel for at least a couple of months. I had a whole story planned out but it was obvious that the mod's weren't too happy with the situation so I had to bring Cockerel to a swift end. Which, like you said; is rather depressing.
I was just starting to grow fond of the character, his back story and his quirks. I've got a few ideas on how I can resurrect Cockerel without stepping on any mod's shoes. Watch this space...
But he's still alive!
...in all of our hearts and on the face of every chicken we see.. or eat.
In all seriousness I'm actually a vegetarian, so I could never really kill off Cockerel. That "radioactive wing" I ate? It was made from the vegetarian meat substitute Quorn. Have faith, Cockerel's enjoying the farm party and will post a you-tube video tour of Mr. Clayton's Farm in the coming months. Like I said, watch this space...
Aww, couldn't you have asked the mods for permission when you saw they weren't happy or at least try to come to an agreement? =(
Please could you elaborate?
Why bother when there are so many other channels available on the Internet for Cockerel. Besides, I'm not going to plead to someone to let me continue to entertain people, that's their loss. Don't worry, you guys and gals will be the first to be notified of any further cock related material (with links provided). Well, not all obviously. Just the feathered kind.
I just simply ended up not failing a subject after being told that I was one point away from passing. Like I said, a small thing. That small thing was gonna decide the next 3 or 4 following months of my life (because of parents, you guys know how they are) so maybe it's not that small of a thing but whatever.
I see what you mean. I'm glad that the teachers weren't pedantic about that one point. Congratulations.
There you go.
Thats like feeding a Pigeon or a Monkey now he wont leave!
My mission, is done.
Why am I here again? I should be reading a book, while playing The Witcher, while talking to people, while learning multi-variable calculus, while writing a novel, while...
I just found the naive polite talking chicken to be hilarious. I don't care if laughing my ass off at it makes me low brow in this fourm.
It was funny like, i'm not trying to be some kind of comedy snob here. It's just a bit 'Viva le coq gaulois' on one side and Colonel Sanders on the other. End of the day it shouldn't really be a big deal... should it?