It truly brings my plucky self no great joy to write such a spiteful letter of complaint to an eggstemed lady as your fine self but I feel as though I must inform you of how very deeply angry and flustered I was when a little bird told me of your tweet. To hear of how you viewed me as an eggcruciating "nuisance", well.. 'twere you had plunged Mr. Clayton's very own axe into my speckled, prized plumage.
I feel as though I could have turned the other wing, left it at that and waddled away with my feathered tail between my spindly, little drumsticks but then the little bird whistled a further nugget of disheartening news. My good human, please could you enlighten my bird-brained self of how it is that you believe my fine structure to resemble a "troll"?
I know that my proportions are significantly larger than your average cock but that's what will occur when one is raised in a nuclear hatchery full of 2000 curie's. Why, I was actually voted as having the most handsome beak by those marvellous hens only last week and they can hardly be wrong, can they?! Oh my gooseness, I'm frightfully sorry. Oh me 'o my, I do apologise if I came across as being big headed, M'lady.
I'm terribly sorry kind old Mrs. Avistew. I wish you a good day. Please do eggcept my most humble letter of apology Madame.
@Davies: No, Davies. You know what, no. Normally I'd laugh, but in this case, I can't get over what a waste that is. That post was pointless comedy. Utterly wasted on her kind.
@Davies: No, Davies. You know what, no. Normally I'd laugh, but in this case, I can't get over what a waste that is. That post was pointless comedy. Utterly wasted on her kind.
I had hoped that a bit of the old Cockerel charm may have brought her 'round. Besides, I figured you might at least enjoy reading it Fawul?
Ah, screw it! I enjoyed writing it at least. Being Cockerel's so much nicer than being Davies, he's just so much... nicer.
I enjoyed reading it, but to be honest, jokes aside, why not adopt the traits you like from that character into your own personality. I don't believe in the "I shouldn't change who I am!" bullshit, as that's just an excuse not to fix problems that you have. And if you really like those qualities, you'd be happier for adopting them, right? Hell, I wouldn't mind adopting Cockerel's more charming attributes. Sigh. What a cock. It's not the same as having multiple personality disorder. I don't know much about MPD, being a beautiful young schoolgirl and all, but I at least know that much. Now off to the police station. I have to go on duty, as I'm one of their star male officers.
I enjoyed reading it, but to be honest, jokes aside, why not adopt the traits you like from that character into your own personality. I don't believe in the "I shouldn't change who I am!" bullshit, as that's just an excuse not to fix problems that you have. And if you really like those qualities, you'd be happier for adopting them, right? Hell, I wouldn't mind adopting Cockerel's more charming attributes. Sigh. What a cock. It's not the same as having multiple personality disorder. I don't know much about MPD, being a beautiful young schoolgirl and all, but I at least know that much. Now off to the police station. I have to go on duty, as I'm one of their star male officers.
I'm a complicated person, you see, Fawful. Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty. However, I like to whip out my cock only on those extra special occasions when I'm feeling extra special nice. I just like it that way.
I said I'd have pics of the Hidden Person I'm making eventually, and here some are. He's FAR from finished, but I finally got his face done after a lot of work, and I'm pretty proud of it.
The semi sorta unveiling!
We're the bestest of fwiends.
He wants his damn closeup right the hell now! He means business! Fear him..her...it!
The beard could be better and I'll probably do some clothwork on it.
Not the bathroom! If that thing pops up between my legs while I'm taking a dump....I'll probably laugh because that would be the worst mistake it would ever make.
The Hidden Peeple uttered some strange gibberings. I think it's saying it's pleased with the feedback on itself. That or it's calling its brethren telepathically to drag me off into the forest.
Gah. Just had a talk with my anesthesiologist for tomorrow. I'm going to have an IV anesthesia, and it's going to be stuck in me until 2PM. Surgery, fine. Shots, no problem. But getting an IV or my blood drawn is really really painful for me. I cannot stan having tubes sticking out of me. X___X
The Hidden Peeple uttered some strange gibberings. I think it's saying it's pleased with the feedback on itself. That or it's calling its brethren telepathically to drag me off into the forest.
If I were you, I'd assume the latter just in case. You can never be sure with those gnome things.
What!!! Why was this thread moved to the game section!! I wanted to get a high amount of posts in this thread and now I can't! I'm telling my brother about this! It's not fair that my parents spend so much money on this and I can't even get more posts!!
What!!! Why was this thread moved to the game section!! I wanted to get a high amount of posts in this thread and now I can't! I'm telling my brother about this! It's not fair that my parents spend so much money on this and I can't even get more posts!!
What!!! Why was this thread moved to the game section!! I wanted to get a high amount of posts in this thread and now I can't! I'm telling my brother about this! It's not fair that my parents spend so much money on this and I can't even get more posts!!
Next time dont get banned over and over and over and over again, by being mad at telltale for not responding 5 minutes after posting on a Saturday when they have their days off.
What!!! Why was this thread moved to the game section!! I wanted to get a high amount of posts in this thread and now I can't! I'm telling my brother about this! It's not fair that my parents spend so much money on this and I can't even get more posts!!
I don't buy it. Also, you're probably giving Icedhope a heart attack right now.
You didn't answer my question, you rotten little prick! What's your brothers sphincter like!? Is it brown, crusty, and unwashed? How wrinkly is it? Does it sweat a lot?
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Cockerel got in touch and requested that I forward this message on to you...
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Dear Mrs. Avistew,
It truly brings my plucky self no great joy to write such a spiteful letter of complaint to an eggstemed lady as your fine self but I feel as though I must inform you of how very deeply angry and flustered I was when a little bird told me of your tweet. To hear of how you viewed me as an eggcruciating "nuisance", well.. 'twere you had plunged Mr. Clayton's very own axe into my speckled, prized plumage.
I feel as though I could have turned the other wing, left it at that and waddled away with my feathered tail between my spindly, little drumsticks but then the little bird whistled a further nugget of disheartening news. My good human, please could you enlighten my bird-brained self of how it is that you believe my fine structure to resemble a "troll"?
I know that my proportions are significantly larger than your average cock but that's what will occur when one is raised in a nuclear hatchery full of 2000 curie's. Why, I was actually voted as having the most handsome beak by those marvellous hens only last week and they can hardly be wrong, can they?! Oh my gooseness, I'm frightfully sorry. Oh me 'o my, I do apologise if I came across as being big headed, M'lady.
I'm terribly sorry kind old Mrs. Avistew. I wish you a good day. Please do eggcept my most humble letter of apology Madame.
Yours Sindeerely,
Cockerel
@Davies: No, Davies. You know what, no. Normally I'd laugh, but in this case, I can't get over what a waste that is. That post was pointless comedy. Utterly wasted on her kind.
Best of luck. Do check in when you're out (or have someone do it for you)!
I had hoped that a bit of the old Cockerel charm may have brought her 'round. Besides, I figured you might at least enjoy reading it Fawul?
Ah, screw it! I enjoyed writing it at least. Being Cockerel's so much nicer than being Davies, he's just so much... nicer.
P.S. All the best Divisionten.
@divisionten: Good luck!
I'm a complicated person, you see, Fawful. Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty. However, I like to whip out my cock only on those extra special occasions when I'm feeling extra special nice. I just like it that way.
Sorry. Here's a gold star instead.
The semi sorta unveiling!
We're the bestest of fwiends.
He wants his damn closeup right the hell now! He means business! Fear him..her...it!
The beard could be better and I'll probably do some clothwork on it.
;_;
I thought so too, until I started finding him in places I didn't set him. I'd swear I've seen him peek around corners at me.
In the showers?
Uh...well...uh...
Not the bathroom! If that thing pops up between my legs while I'm taking a dump....I'll probably laugh because that would be the worst mistake it would ever make.
If I were you, I'd assume the latter just in case. You can never be sure with those gnome things.
Does Telltale even know how much 80 points are!
Next time dont get banned over and over and over and over again, by being mad at telltale for not responding 5 minutes after posting on a Saturday when they have their days off.
Do do this every time you pre order somthing?
I don't buy it. Also, you're probably giving Icedhope a heart attack right now.
Unless you are Icedhope...
Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun!
What's this!! Are you threatening me!! I will tell my brother to fight you! He is twelve years old! Think you can beat someone that old?!
It depends on how big a conscience he has.
He's got a point, Fawful.
Is he wearing glasses?
I sure hope thats his brother.
Yes!
Wearing glasses means your smart like him! He knows how to fight
You can't be smart and know how to fight!
My brother could kill you if he wanted to
You didn't answer my question, you rotten little prick! What's your brothers sphincter like!? Is it brown, crusty, and unwashed? How wrinkly is it? Does it sweat a lot?
I knew that Death Note for tots program was a bad idea!