You better watch out
You better start to cry
Better to run
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making an axe
And sharpening it twice;
Gonna seek out
Those who are lovely and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He watches you when you're sleeping
He ensures you'll never awake
He knows if you'll make for a tasty plate
So be revolting for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better start to cry
Better to run
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Rudolf the black eye reindeer
reindeer
Had a very black eye
Lost a fight!
And if you ever saw him,
saw him
you would even see it bleed
lost a fight!
All of the other Reindeer
reindeer
used to beat him up in dark allies
where he fought
They never let poor Rudolf
rudolf
join in any reindeer games
except target practice(as the target)
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
(he was drunk)
Rudolf with your sight impared
wont you guide my slay tonight
Then how the reindeer hated him,
hated him
As they shouted out in pain
HE CRASHED
Rudolf the blackeyed reindeer
reindeer
you are Hiiiiistoooryyyy
Like Abraham Lincoln.
So Im watching the new 2 and half men, and it IMMEDIATLY starts off at Charlies funeral, so he is dead. Apparantly he "tripped" in front of a train and died in paris.(Rose was a "witness")
That had me laughing already, so thats a good start.
Dont butcher it Kutcher, dont butcher it.
EDIT:Well, I called this joke. Alan spilling Charlie's ashes. Was a little obvious considering how serious it was before that.
So Im watching the new 2 and half men, and it IMMEDIATLY starts off at Charlies funeral, so he is dead. Apparantly he "tripped" in front of a train and died in paris.(Rose was a "witness")
Such a happy send off for good Ol' Charlie Sheen.
So, How did Ashton Kutcher do, and what the hell is his character, anyway?
So, How did Ashton Kutcher do, and what the hell is his character, anyway?
He is some depressed billionaire. His girlfriend dumped him and he tried to commet suicide. Then he meets 2 chicks, pulls a Charlie, and buys the house.
That was basicaly the story of the episode.
He is some depressed billionaire. His girlfriend dumped him and he tried to commet suicide. Then he meets 2 chicks, pulls a Charlie, and buys the house.
That was basicaly the story of the episode.
Don't forget that he's naked half the time o.O
I watched it out of curiosity, I wont be watching it again. That's not why. I just felt the show was stale after season 2 or 3.
There's been a ridiculous number of crickets getting into our house this year. Right now, I think there's one in my room, chirping constantly and driving me crazy.
There's been a ridiculous number of crickets getting into our house this year. Right now, I think there's one in my room, chirping constantly and driving me crazy.
If you catch one, you can put it in a cage and it will bring you luck.
Had to fix something that didn't render correctly in IE6 today. After two hours of trying different HTML and CSS techniques, I finally gave up and just used JavaScript to fix it. I wish everyone would stop using IE6 already.
Edit P.S.: Just noticed, happy birthday, divisionten, if you're reading this!
Also, discovered the Dark Horse and Comics+ apps for my iPhone. There goes all of my birthday money, buying missed issues of Doctor Who and BPRD. Also, I need to buy the two Hellboy trade paperbacks I'm still missing. Yeah, they have them for the DH app, but you'd have to buy the missing issues individually. Which would cost more. And no paper bound book.
When I want to be level headed, balanced I am. XD, I choose to over looked Lucas's changes and just go with the flow, because I'm honestly used to watching special edition and the other copies. We're probably just going to rent it this time around, at any rate, we don't want to pay full price for it.
I refuse to even watch the Blurays. Just the knowledge that Vader's "No!" being added to ROTJ is actually true, and not simply rumor, is enough for me to never want to come anywhere near them if I can possibly help it, because I know it will just make me mad.
I refuse to even watch the Blurays. Just the knowledge that Vader's "No!" being added to ROTJ is actually true, and not simply rumor, is enough for me to never want to come anywhere near them if I can possibly help it, because I know it will just make me mad.
Im with you 100% on this. In the Original it was more suspenseful cos we didn't know if Vader was going to pull a Heel Face turn The nooo he says during the electrocution just gives away what hes feeling straight away.And the second NOOOOOO is just stupid.
My current art class stared 2 weeks ago and I can already see major improvements in my drawing, where no other art class showed this much in a short amount of time.
Secret Fawful hasn't frequented this forum in a month! What did you do to him, you bastards?!
Just you wait! I'm going to amount an army of cyborg-killers and avenge his absence... well, either that or drink a mug of hot Coco. Whichever option I choose, I can ensure you that it shall be performed with tremendous malice, you rotten shits.
My current art class stared 2 weeks ago and I can already see major improvements in my drawing, where no other art class showed this much in a short amount of time.
Secret Fawful hasn't frequented this forum in a month! What did you do to him, you bastards?!
Just you wait! I'm going to amount an army of cyborg-killers and avenge his absence... well, either that or drink a mug of hot Coco. Whichever option I choose, I can ensure you that it shall be performed with tremendous malice, you rotten shits.
Toilet Dog judges you... big time.
It was something that happened on the BttF subforum, a place where I dare not visit for the fear of my sanity. I don't think he's coming back...such a sad occasion...
In completely unrelated news, does this mean that the position of mischievous devil is open for new applicants? I can have my resume prepared by this evening.
It was something that happened on the BttF subforum, a place where I dare not visit for the fear of my sanity. I don't think he's coming back...such a sad occasion...
In completely unrelated news, does this mean that the position of mischievous devil is open for new applicants? I can have my resume prepared by this evening.
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I think I read a fanfiction once where that happened...
Its raining cocks!
Rudolf the black eye reindeer
reindeer
Had a very black eye
Lost a fight!
And if you ever saw him,
saw him
you would even see it bleed
lost a fight!
All of the other Reindeer
reindeer
used to beat him up in dark allies
where he fought
They never let poor Rudolf
rudolf
join in any reindeer games
except target practice(as the target)
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
(he was drunk)
Rudolf with your sight impared
wont you guide my slay tonight
Then how the reindeer hated him,
hated him
As they shouted out in pain
HE CRASHED
Rudolf the blackeyed reindeer
reindeer
you are Hiiiiistoooryyyy
Like Abraham Lincoln.
Like Attila the Hun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXlLQ2CtxBU
... Sorry but I couldn't resist!
That had me laughing already, so thats a good start.
Dont butcher it Kutcher, dont butcher it.
EDIT:Well, I called this joke. Alan spilling Charlie's ashes. Was a little obvious considering how serious it was before that.
Oh yes...now I remember. I will never look at Raz the same way ever again.
Such a happy send off for good Ol' Charlie Sheen.
So, How did Ashton Kutcher do, and what the hell is his character, anyway?
He is some depressed billionaire. His girlfriend dumped him and he tried to commet suicide. Then he meets 2 chicks, pulls a Charlie, and buys the house.
That was basicaly the story of the episode.
Don't forget that he's naked half the time o.O
I watched it out of curiosity, I wont be watching it again. That's not why. I just felt the show was stale after season 2 or 3.
If you catch one, you can put it in a cage and it will bring you luck.
But, you've got to catch your own cricket. <- obscure Marlon Brando reference
Come on you can do that with more feeling!
Edit P.S.: Just noticed, happy birthday, divisionten, if you're reading this!
Also, discovered the Dark Horse and Comics+ apps for my iPhone. There goes all of my birthday money, buying missed issues of Doctor Who and BPRD. Also, I need to buy the two Hellboy trade paperbacks I'm still missing. Yeah, they have them for the DH app, but you'd have to buy the missing issues individually. Which would cost more. And no paper bound book.
edit: No disrespect intended. My point is, you say the new movie isn't properly Trek, while I say the SE's aren't properly Star Wars.
Im with you 100% on this. In the Original it was more suspenseful cos we didn't know if Vader was going to pull a Heel Face turn The nooo he says during the electrocution just gives away what hes feeling straight away.And the second NOOOOOO is just stupid.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Just you wait! I'm going to amount an army of cyborg-killers and avenge his absence... well, either that or drink a mug of hot Coco. Whichever option I choose, I can ensure you that it shall be performed with tremendous malice, you rotten shits.
Toilet Dog judges you... big time.
I wish I was in a art class. I really do...
... awesome!
It was something that happened on the BttF subforum, a place where I dare not visit for the fear of my sanity. I don't think he's coming back...such a sad occasion...
In completely unrelated news, does this mean that the position of mischievous devil is open for new applicants? I can have my resume prepared by this evening.
Ooh competetion.
You have already failed.
YES! Im a shoe in! All I sent was a flaming pile of dog crap!:D