The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited September 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    What's the latest project?

    Super Smash Bros. balcony. We decided to get going early, since this one is a little more ambitious. Yet again, I find myself designing it without any drawing skills.
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Um, I think I just steered this already bizzare joke down Inappropriate Road and took a sharp left turn into Creepsville. My apologies.

    You can say hi to the Creeper!

    creeper.jpg
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    ... let alone the crazed naked man, coated in marmite, holding a knife to his throat.

    Um, I think I just steered this already bizzare joke down Inappropriate Road and took a sharp left turn into Creepsville. My apologies.

    Hey I laughed... And not because it sounds like a weekend at my house...

    Really...

    I prefer Vegemite...
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    ... let alone the crazed naked man, coated in marmite, holding a knife to his throat.

    Um, I think I just steered this already bizzare joke down Inappropriate Road and took a sharp left turn into Creepsville. My apologies.

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    First thing I thought of.
  • edited September 2011
    Regarding Spongebob Squarepants
    (and the idiots whom enjoy it)

    Okay, I've avoided Spongebob Squarepants like the freakin' plaque for years. Afterall, it's obviously a steaming pile of crap on a stick. Written by the creatively devoid for kids and overgrown morons.

    Anyone above the age of 12 who watches and actually enjoyes that garbage should seriously take a long walk off a short pier and see if they can find their "funny" spongy friend at the bottom of the ocean, whilst they fill their pathetic lungs with water and drown a hideous and agonising death. Go on, clean up the gene pool a little why don't you!

    A few weeks ago one of my good friends pulled out a DVD of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie whilst I was over at her house and asked if I wanted to watch it with her. She seemed to be under the delusion that it would appeal to my sense of humour, the naive fool! So I gathered every ounce of restrain within my will, smiled politely and entertained her proposal. My friend put the DVD in the disc tray and pressed play...

    ... for the following 87 minutes I laughed and guffawed constantly at every hilarious gag, I stared with a child-like sense of awe at the sheer inventiveness of the scenarios our protagonists found themselves in, I greatly admired the way in which the jokes worked on two levels; as to be appreciated by both children and adults (such as the scene where our heroes get "drunk" on ice-cream) and I marvelled at the tremendous imagination displayed by the artists who crafted this little slice of wonder.

    In short, either I was wrong to have judged this show before giving it a fair chance or I discovered myself to be an overgrown moron. Perhaps, in all honesty, the truth lies somewhere between the two.

    P.S. For those who care, I shall be submitting some further movie reviews next week, alongside Cockerel, utilising the latest in glorious visual and auditory technology. In layman's terms; i iz gonna be doing some youtube vids of me thinking of some flicks, with my cock on display. for realz.
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    First thing I thought of.

    A little red cross?! As in "don't even go there"? :p
  • edited September 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Who? Me?

    no:)
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    i iz gonna be doing some youtube vids of me thinking of some flicks, with my cock on display. for realz.
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  • edited September 2011
    Are there any other PS3 users on this forum? I'm looking to get some fellow forumites as friends, so that we can play some games online.

    Here's a list of my current collection of multiplayer PS3 games if that helps...

    Aliens Vs Predator
    Brutal Legend
    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
    Duke Nukem Forever
    Ghostbusters: The Videogame
    Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City
    GTI Club+
    Little Big Planet 2
    Metal Gear Solid 4
    Mirror's Edge
    The Orange Box (Half-Life 2 & Team Fortress 2)
    Portal 2 (I still haven't tried the co-op feature for this, so it would be cool to play with someone)
    Red Dead Redemption
    Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
    Resident Evil 5
    Rock Band 2
    Rock Band: The Beatles
    Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
    Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
    Wipeout HD

    Hello, hello... is there anybody out there?

    EDIT: I forgot to mention that my PSN ID is St_Eddie
  • edited September 2011
    What is this? Why is there no convenient app catalog? SABAYON! *Fist towards sky*
  • edited September 2011
    l.....AM....

    ALIVE!!!
  • edited September 2011
    l.....AM....

    A LIVE

    WIRE!!!


    l.....AM....

    LEGEND!!!


    l.....AM....

    A FISH!!!
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    lT'S.....ALIVE....

    RETROVORTEX IS

    ALIVE!!!


    May God have mercy upon our souls.

    ... that is all.
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    A little red cross?! As in "don't even go there"? :p

    Ack, damn. It was meant to be a minecraft creeper but I guess it's not showing up for some reason. Looks fine on my end but I guess that counts for little.

    Whatever, moment's lost and I'm too lazy to find another picture so...YEAH! "Don't even go there" is precisely what I was trying to say!

    <.<

    >.>
  • edited September 2011
    f1rST DIrEctive:

    - Take care of Agent Davies.

    Initiate F-OX Protocol.
  • edited September 2011
    Ack, damn. It was meant to be a minecraft creeper but I guess it's not showing up for some reason. Looks fine on my end but I guess that counts for little.

    Whatever, moment's lost and I'm too lazy to find another picture so...YEAH! "Don't even go there" is precisely what I was trying to say!

    A Minecraft creeper's quite apt conisdering I've got a thingy shaped almost exactly like, well... a turnip Minecraft creeper. As in it's green and blocky. Actually, I think I need to make an appointment to see my Doctor about that.
    f1rST DIrEctive:

    - Take care of Agent Davies.

    Initiate F-OX Protocol.

    Naturally you mean that in the "feed me grapes and fine wines" sense of the phrase "take care of..." right? Um, right?!
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    I've got a thingy shaped almost exactly like, well... a turnip Minecraft creeper.

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    Blackadder approves.
  • edited September 2011
    Davies, you mad man! You've just done took up a entire page of your lunacy. You're a genius!

    Aqua has a new music video out, haven't interpreted it yet.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ayTZi7Xjw
  • edited September 2011
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    Blackadder approves...
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    ... but I do not! Wicked child!
    doodo! wrote: »
    Davies, you mad man! You've just done took up a entire page of your lunacy. You're a genius!

    If the definition of genius is 'a bloke with far too much time on his hands', then guilty as charged Sir.
  • edited September 2011
    Now that Davis liked the Spongebob movie do I still have to take that long walk of the short pier?
  • edited September 2011
    If I do take a long walk on a short pier, whats preventing me from just swimming back to the surface? Or just walking assuming the water is shallow where the pier is(which it should be).
  • edited September 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Now that Davis liked the Spongebob movie do I still have to take that long walk of the short pier?

    Now that you've spelled my name wrong, you most certainly do.
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    If I do take a long walk on a short pier, whats preventing me from just swimming back to the surface? Or just walking assuming the water is shallow where the pier is(which it should be).

    Why can't you accept the fate that has befallen you and drown in the sea of disgrace that awaits? If I didn't know any better, I'd honestly almost believe that you people actually possessed some form of primitive self-preservation. Be a (G)man and follow your destiny to your watery grave. Sheesh!
  • edited September 2011
    I always assumed that the walk was meant to be taken while wearing cement shoes.
  • edited September 2011
    I always assumed that the walk was meant to be taken while wearing cement shoes.

    But then how do you walk to the end of the plank in the first place?
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Now that you've spelled my name wrong, you most certainly do.



    Why can't you accept the fate that has befallen you and drown in the sea of disgrace that awaits? If I didn't know any better, I'd honestly almost believe that you people actually possessed some form of primitive self-preservation. Be a (G)man and follow your destiny to your watery grave. Sheesh!

    If it makes you feel better I can't swin so it would work on me.
  • edited September 2011
    So....hungry...
    Need to feast upon the flesh of a Goat...

    Oh, why is this kebab taking so long to get to my house!
    Its been over a freakin' hour.

    I've had little food for hours and I'm hank marvin.

    If I die, let it be known that I blame the Oasis kebab shop in Aylesbury, England.
  • edited September 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    If it makes you feel better I can't swin so it would work on me.

    You can't swim?

    I would think that important.
  • edited September 2011
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    You can't swim?

    I would think that important.

    Ill stick it on my bucket list.
  • edited September 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    But then how do you walk to the end of the plank in the first place?

    Very carefully. And probably slowly as well.
  • edited September 2011
    I may well have been coverting with my good friend Mr. J. Daniels. However, he has cured me of my sins. Old moonshine has but wiped my wretched hide clean and I do but swear blind...

    Big surprise; the colour grey was triumphant and that's no lie, as opposed to the supposed extreme negatives of black and white. If you were only to learn one thing in this life, then learn this;

    Never think a man is capable of murder without redemption. Never think a man can be absolved of all crimes without absolution. For every rebellion, there shall be a question and for every question, there shall be salvation. We are neither black nor white. We are all shades of grey tonight and together we shall unite.


    A great many drinks I have consumed and though it may be sad; I do salute to you, in the eternal hope that we may become Brothers within the eternal flame of life.

    Never a truer word have I spoken, I withdraw.
  • edited September 2011
    Starting next week, I'm gonna write a long post on what's on my mind. No one will care, but I don't care
  • edited September 2011
    Uhhhh, my poor head!

    Here's a video clip of my activities from the previous night...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb3vO0dJ_0
    (I'm the fellow in the greyish brown waistcoat)
  • edited September 2011
    Your order was sent in the post and appears to have been delayed. Please note your order was not sent by tracked mail. If it hasn't arrived in 5 working days, you can choose to be refunded or to order a replacement!!!

    This makes me a sad panda!
  • edited September 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Starting next week, I'm gonna write a long post on what's on my mind. No one will care, but I don't care

    Is it going to take you a week to write? Then the forums will time you out, so yes, we won't read it.
  • edited September 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Starting next week, I'm gonna write a long post on what's on my mind. No one will care, but I don't care

    I'm confused now. If we supposedly don't care...and you don't care...then...who's doing the caring, exactly?
  • edited September 2011
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    "It's never too late, if you care enough." :p
  • edited September 2011
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    Never mind the odd birthmark to the left of the bear's body (near the tail), that sparkly fuzz-ball constitutes as an instant win. +1 Internets to GuruGuru.
  • edited September 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    This makes me a sad panda!

    Awww... I'm still waiting for my airmail packages... methinks the posties have opened them and eaten my crisps...
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Never mind the odd birthmark to the left of the bear's body (near the tail), that sparkly fuzz-ball constitutes as an instant win. +1 Internets to GuruGuru.

    I thought it was a love bite.
  • edited September 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I thought it was a love bite.

    Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. The fact is both the bear and I swore never to speak of it! Why, what's he been saying?!
  • edited September 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Why, what's he been saying?!

    That you care about his no no parts.
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