Chris seems entirely incapable of giving you a title that contains "Spymaster Extraordinaire". What I think you should do is separate your conscience from your body and into an animal familiar, Barbas-style, and give YOURSELF that title.
Chris seems entirely incapable of giving you a title that contains "Spymaster Extraordinaire". What I think you should do is separate your conscience from your body and into an animal familiar, Barbas-style, and give YOURSELF that title.
Meanwhile, you're only fit to be Jarl of Gwinnett or the Daedric Lord of Affordable Bathroom Appliances.
Chris seems entirely incapable of giving you a title that contains "Spymaster Extraordinaire". What I think you should do is separate your conscience from your body and into an animal familiar, Barbas-style, and give YOURSELF that title.
You know, I think I will. It will be a secret title, and I won't tell anybody for WHOM I'm spymastering. MUAHAHAHAA!
But I just titled you. SAD JARL PANTS. Actually, Grobnar. My Nord name is Grobnar. Jarl Grobnar.
I didn't see that when I wrote my response. In any case, time to get back to reanimating hordes of the living dead to take ov- I mean, protect your fair jarldom.
I didn't see that when I wrote my response. In any case, time to get back to reanimating hordes of the living dead to take ov- I mean, protect your fair jarldom.
If you must invade anyone, might I recommend the wanton, abandoned Jarldom of Rather Dashing the Cowardly? You'd make a fine Wolf Queen of Gwinnett.
If you must invade anyone, might I recommend the wanton, abandoned Jarldom of Rather Dashing the Cowardly? You'd make a fine Wolf Queen of Gwinnett.
I think I'll just use my army to spread chaos throughout the land. With every addition to the body count, my army will grow, until it sweeps across the world, instigating a zombie apocalypse! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Or I guess I could invade Dashing's Jarldom. If we wait too long, he'll have nukes in his peaceful utopian society.
I think I'll just use my army to spread chaos throughout the land. With every addition to the body count, my army will grow, until it sweeps across the world, instigating a zombie apocalypse! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Or I guess I could invade Dashing's Jarldom. If we wait too long, he'll have nukes in his peaceful utopian society.
It always happens. See also: Civilization. Also, everyone in the South has guns and the South is where Hall Hold is. A zombie apocalypse would last, like, a week. Tops.
It always happens. See also: Civilization. Also, everyone in the South has guns and the South is where Hall Hold is. A zombie apocalypse would last, like, a week. Tops.
It depends on how many helmets and bullet proof vests the zombies are wearing. Also, how fast they are and whether or not they're supported by, say, Devourers, mummies, and Fiendish T-Rexes.
It depends on how many helmets and bullet proof vests the zombies are wearing. Also, how fast they are and whether or not they're supported by, say, Devourers, mummies, and Fiendish T-Rexes.
Hey! MILK LEADS TO HEALTHY STRONG BONES AND TEETH!
At least MY skeleton will look good! Humphf!
Ah shit, that means my skeleton can be reanimated! I better become friends with the Dark Brotherhood so I can be a vampire. And not the horrible Twilight kind, either. The kickass Elder Scrolls kind.
Ah shit, that means my skeleton can be reanimated! I better become friends with the Dark Brotherhood so I can be a vampire. And not the horrible Twilight kind, either. The kickass Elder Scrolls kind.
By becoming a vampire, you will only test my ingenuity to its limits. Like...is it possible to make a vampire-lich? I will be the one to find out!
I haven't been here for a few days and there's 20 pages to read through? I have a headache just thinking about it. I managed two pages... so if anything really cool was going on, I missed it
I haven't been here for a few days and there's 20 pages to read through? I have a headache just thinking about it. I managed two pages... so if anything really cool was going on, I missed it
I haven't been here for a few days and there's 20 pages to read through? I have a headache just thinking about it. I managed two pages... so if anything really cool was going on, I missed it
Oh, I get it. So what you're saying is that I should just delete the whole thing and save myself the hassle!
No, he's just saying that you should prepare yourself for the day when you may have to up your sanity rating from "Questionable" to something a little more definitive.
No, he's just saying that you should prepare yourself for the day when you may have to up your sanity rating from "Questionable" to something a little more definitive.
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EDIT: doesn't Wizard Mistress Alcoremortis have a better ring to it, anyway?
That makes it sound like I'm the wizard's mistress. How about Sorceress Alcoremortis, Spymaster Extraordinaire?
Fine, it's your's. I AM NOW A MORE CORRUPT JARL THAN THE JARL OF RIFTEN! WOO!
Meanwhile, you're only fit to be Jarl of Gwinnett or the Daedric Lord of Affordable Bathroom Appliances.
You know, I think I will. It will be a secret title, and I won't tell anybody for WHOM I'm spymastering. MUAHAHAHAA!
But I just titled you. SAD JARL PANTS. Actually, Grobnar. My Nord name is Grobnar. Jarl Grobnar.
I didn't see that when I wrote my response. In any case, time to get back to reanimating hordes of the living dead to take ov- I mean, protect your fair jarldom.
If you must invade anyone, might I recommend the wanton, abandoned Jarldom of Rather Dashing the Cowardly? You'd make a fine Wolf Queen of Gwinnett.
I think I'll just use my army to spread chaos throughout the land. With every addition to the body count, my army will grow, until it sweeps across the world, instigating a zombie apocalypse! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Or I guess I could invade Dashing's Jarldom. If we wait too long, he'll have nukes in his peaceful utopian society.
It always happens. See also: Civilization. Also, everyone in the South has guns and the South is where Hall Hold is. A zombie apocalypse would last, like, a week. Tops.
It depends on how many helmets and bullet proof vests the zombies are wearing. Also, how fast they are and whether or not they're supported by, say, Devourers, mummies, and Fiendish T-Rexes.
EDIT: What is a latke and is it delicious?
But it sure helps!
[Edit]: Latkes are basically like Jewish hashbrowns from what I remember from having them once. Like little pancakes made out of potato.
BISH, PLEEZ.
...Can't say that I missed it...
Just like the good old days!
I was going to make you Thane of Hall, but NO! Not now! Meanieface.
[Hall Hold Bounty 1000]
Yeah!
stupid wizard.
Hey! I've already forgotten more about magic than you will EVER KNOW!
...Jarl Meaniepants
That's because magicka is for IMPERIAL MILK-DRINKING WEAKLINGS!
Hey! MILK LEADS TO HEALTHY STRONG BONES AND TEETH!
At least MY skeleton will look good! Humphf!
Ah shit, that means my skeleton can be reanimated! I better become friends with the Dark Brotherhood so I can be a vampire. And not the horrible Twilight kind, either. The kickass Elder Scrolls kind.
By becoming a vampire, you will only test my ingenuity to its limits. Like...is it possible to make a vampire-lich? I will be the one to find out!
Meanieface. I ain't vampiring you for shit. Not unless the price is right.
I'm a Jarl now.
Don't bother, there's nothing much worth reading.
As well as limp wristed.
Might I refer you to:
"It is the way of men to make monsters... and it is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers." - Harlan Wade
Translation: modding this thread will make you go a sort of Lovecraftian insane.
Oh, I get it. So what you're saying is that I should just delete the whole thing and save myself the hassle!
[Hall Hold Bounty 1500]
ಠ_ಠ Don't test me, Guru. ಠ_ಠ
No, he's just saying that you should prepare yourself for the day when you may have to up your sanity rating from "Questionable" to something a little more definitive.
Yeah, but I'm the one whose actions aren't bound by such petty things as sanity, you backbiter!
Sure, that too.
You're still more powerful than anyone in this thread. That's some power, right?