Sam and Max haikus
So about two months ago I bought S&M season three right quick.
My mac had everything in order to play it....except processor.
So I went Sam and Maxless for two whole months. It was not the best time.
Luckily for me, my mom gave me her old computer!GOOD FOR ME!
Does this count as haiku if it is like this? None of your damn business.
My mac had everything in order to play it....except processor.
So I went Sam and Maxless for two whole months. It was not the best time.
Luckily for me, my mom gave me her old computer!GOOD FOR ME!
Does this count as haiku if it is like this? None of your damn business.
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I can't write hakiu
and I cba to look it up on wiki
so I'm just gonna
not do it.
lol
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
anyway yeah i don't want to live in a world where I cant play s&m. Play 1 and 2 quick before ep.!
But when the sh*t hits the fan
You need Flint Paper
am i doin it rite
My favorite one so far. You have the talent, I tell you.
I like it too, but I have heard it before.
One dog, one rabbity thing
Craziness ensues
Sam looks for who took his brain,
Is it that space guy?
Quite possibly, yes,
Yet inversely, also no.
Find out tomorrow!
That one even rhymed!
I'm the haiku champion!
Believe me or die!
Not tomorrow, no
But the day after, my friend
For we live in Oz
Damn predicament!
Living in future time zones,
Best country on earth!
What the hell, Highway?
You described it as a hole
Just two weeks ago
I didn't call Oz a hole,
Just this city: Perth
Tut-Tut, Hayden-boy;
"Only two weeks ago" has
Six whole syllables
There is an edit button
for a good reason.
Would have worked better I think
But what do I know
Incidentally,
Since it's a Sam & Max thread
I like Season 3
Less than one and two,
In a very different way
But yes I still do.
My damn internet
Slowed down drastically, darn it!
Back to normal now.
More than Hayden, ha!
At least you can count the beats!
Hayden, no offense!
Fixed now, look above
Editing I use much of
The option I love
Option is two syllables. This is not part of the/a haiku.
"Editing I use much of",
Is poorly written.
Haikus should mainly
Be phrased like a true sentence
And make clear sense
You're starting to annoy me
Go back on topic
Great great great great great great great!
Did I mention great?
I am no master of the
Haiku, Sir Butler
I will make mistakes
I don't write poetry much,
Quite rarely haikus
In fact, I never
Write poetry, I don't know
The intricacies
Edit:
The Highway, my friend
Where on earth are your commas
You disappoint me
of great meaning reduced to
cheesy gamer jokes.
Max's brain stolen.
Rain falling like angry tears.
Mourning in Vengeance.
First case in some time
Culture: former child star
Dog and rabbit win
A TV studio
A hypnotised talk show host
A fur-less rodent
Find the missing mole
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Apparently not
Leader's gone crazy
The situation worsens:
President rabbit
Talking computers
Internet is lost on Sam
Now for some IF
True villain revealed
Boiled on the moon
Yeah, I'm not very good at it.
Very nice, Hayden!
Your words are made of greatness!
My hat tips to you.
I disagree, Shwoo,
You are great at the haiku,
Hat tips to you, too.
Sorry Mr Claus,
we really like you and all,
but see you in Hell.
Day saved again.
Mr Spatula beaten.
All hail high priest Max.
Oh so ironic,
the way that vampire died.
Now where is Bosco?
It's T.H.E.M.!
The masters of birthday songs.
Time travel is fun.
Getting into Hell,
,dragging people out again...
the fun never stops.
Your episodes were the best
Gastrokenesis...
Future-vision found by Max
Skeleton are found
Ancestor story
Sameth and Maximus search
for the Toybox now
people writng poetry,
this seems like a game.
Powerful prince of darkness
Umkay onninnay
A matter of time
Before the thread is transferred
Into 'forum games'
& Bluster Blaster as well.
My heart pines for them.
I cannot shoot my buddy
I have my limits
A high tech gadget
That will be a thousand bucks
Buy it or get out
they keep getting derailed now
jake closes those threads
My version of Season One:
The Soda Poppers
acting like they're hypnotised
by Brady Culture
Now Myra's audience
are held captive live on air
and she too by bear
From toy mafia
who have a mole problem in
their hypno-bear plant
But now that Chuckles
will control the President -
so Max fired missiles
The new internet
made evil by Roy G Biv
fiend behind all schemes
his base on the moon
space bacteria stopped
Season Two:
Nasty christmas gift -
Santa fears evil demon
meant for Hell instead
Giant triangles
to evil cult-ruled island:
praise ghostly goldfish
Zombie factory -
rebuilding bodies and souls
emo vampire stopped
but now Bosco's gone
conspiracies really all true
died of birthday shock
into Hell we go
lowering efficiency
Bosco saved at last
annoying as hell aswell
people do like him.
ape after toys and max bran
threat in to zone waif bad sanding name
and then ans-esters fanned under street
next to progenitor meant to hear and control the past
help them in the rang order in 4 different re-alls
these are good descriptions of the episodes, but i dont understand what you meant when your technology wrote "waif bad sanding name". could you perhaps try again to get a more clear interpretation?
Cannot wait for film noir vibes
Luckily it's close
A haiku tip for
easy syllable counting:
Clap or snap them out