Respond with a Telltale game quote

Remolay

You're winning impaired!

StrongBrush1

Watch her, Max, she's wily!

tredlow

Like a buffalo wing! Bleu cheese or ranch?

lovetodo22

Like an imploding star, like a burning car, my style it shines so bright

ryannumber1gamer

Looks Like I'm Gonna Have To Jump!!!!!!!!!!

Debbie82

Over your dead body, trollop!

StrongBrush1

Oh, Max. You and Sam will be dead soon enough.

ryannumber1gamer

did someone say birthday!?

ryannumber1gamer

Lechuck! My new best pal!

Debbie82

ryannumber1gamer wrote: »

Lechuck! My new best pal!

How'd you get out of jail?

Remolay

It was horrible!

ryannumber1gamer

Remolay wrote: »

It was horrible!

And your a pox infected undead cow!

StrongBrush1

Wait, unholy what?

ryannumber1gamer

StrongBrush1 wrote: »

wait, unholy what?

unholy this!

Remolay

Yeah, well you fight like a cow!

Klatuu

Not your best pick-up line, Bosco.

ryannumber1gamer

Hey Mo

Klatuu

Now THAT'S a pick-up line!

ryannumber1gamer

LECHUCK! Arr this name shouting is jolly good fun!

Debbie82

Is that you, mother? I washed my hands...

ryannumber1gamer

Kick his two faced butt for me

Debbie82

From Mêlée to Monkey and all the islands in between, my love.

ryannumber1gamer

Out of respect of the newly-deceased i feel i should point out that you wave your sword like a dairy farmer

Debbie82

How appropriate... you fight like a Pox-infected undead cow.

ryannumber1gamer

I Object!!!!

Object to what?

To this trial, to your wig, to the way my beard itches (tales of monkey island ep 4)

ryannumber1gamer

Hey De Sing Song!

ryannumber1gamer

RAnthonyMahan wrote: »

Do you know what nightmares taste like?

Pepsi!

Klatuu

I'm going to slap you silly, you little punk!

ryannumber1gamer

Things are not what they seem threepwood

Guybrush and LeChuck: Oh Yeah well you fight like a.....(laughs)

ryannumber1gamer

What Language is he specking Sam? ''I think it's Eng-lish''. (gasps) (sam and max season 1)

Debbie82

Hi, Mister Manatee! This probably sounds like nonsense to your unevolved ear, but I think I can understand you now.

ryannumber1gamer

The Map Sir

StrongBrush1

You've haven't heard the latest hit single "New Location Unlocked?" Ugh, you are so tragically unhip.

ryannumber1gamer

Good News I Found The Map Sir!!!!!

lovetodo22

If I didn't see it with my own eyes I never would have believed it. Who'd have guessed one wimpy bolt was holding up five tonnes of colourful roadside Americana.

Jennifer

A mysterious stranger known only as "The Player".

ryannumber1gamer

''This is like every cool video game ever made! am i in heaven? *Homestar pops up* Hi Strong Bad. Nope clearly not heaven (strong bad episode 5)

Debbie82

I didn't seize the Screaming Narwhal, sacrifice a trio of legendary sea creatures, and help a couple of giant manatees find love for nothing!

StrongBrush1

Huh. I thought it would be bigger.

(1000th post!)

Klatuu

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!