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  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2012
    How about...

    "That is the second-largest monkey head I have ever observed!"
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2012
    Aw, it can't even get my catchphrases right.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2012
    There are many things I'd like to do with that, but shoot it out of a cannon is not one of them.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited March 2012
    I don't want to bother him while he's got a cannon
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited April 2012
    THAT spineless goody-two-boots? Let him rot!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2012
    You make me think somebody already did.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited April 2012
    What's the matter? Just get out of swordfighting school?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2012
    Stay in drugs; don't do school.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited April 2012
    I may have gone to public school, but I think those are supposed to come in pairs.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited April 2012
    Ballbags! er..... I mean AVACADO AVACADO AVACADO!!!!!!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2012
    uh... I'm sorry, you were saying...?
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited April 2012
    Wait, wait, I think I told it wrong.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited April 2012
    I'm Guybrush Threepwood mighty pirate!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited April 2012
    They ought to call you Guybrush Threepwood, mighty ballerina!
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited April 2012
    Max:Sam what language is he specking?

    Sam:I think he's specking eng-lish Max

    Max: (Gasps)
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2012
    Pirate Lingo! It's how everybody talked back then.

    Come on Guybrush, play along.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited April 2012
    I better figure out how to speak like a manatee so I can help this guy out and get to the sponge.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    You use to be cool Max
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited May 2012
    And I'm amphibious. Sure, it got me teased a lot in school, but as it turns out, it's pretty useful.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    What's the secret of monkey island?
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited May 2012
    Banang!
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    Max: (Laughs)
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2012
    (a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


    By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    (a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


    By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.

    (Sam & Max season 2 episode 4 go to Sam & Max's present office and click the banang! bottle and Sam says banang! while Max laughs but starts getting bored as you keep clicking it and then he throws the banang bottle away)

    I can tell you the secret of donkey island

    Guybrush: (hears the secret of donkey island) Ewww
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2012
    Excuse me, but do-- Oh, it's only you again. I told you there was only ONE in existence. Now get lost.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    Perducci!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2012
    You know, bad things could happen to a person in a dark, deserted alley like this one. And at this time of night, nobody would be around to see it.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    Shut up! Shut up nine times!!! (Strong Bad ep 5)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2012
    I can do it! I can do it 12 times!
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited May 2012
    You crack me up little buddy
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2012
    I don't think the cute little robot wants to follow it's new programing, sam.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2012
    Can I make a tennis racket out of him?
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited June 2012
    Superball
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2012
    He really doesn't give you much to work with.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2012
    You make me think somebody already did.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited June 2012
    Can i call you D'oro the explorer?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2012
    ...as vaguely referred to on TV!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2012
    Max, you've got the TV schedule memorized. Weren't the Soda Poppers going to be featured on one of those grim celebrity tell-alls today?
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2012
    I wouldn't know, but I've started my own decadent slide into a depraved personal hell just in case.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2012
    You mean we've been living over the gateway to hell all this time and never took advantage of it?
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