Respond with a Telltale game quote

Chyron8472

That's none of your damn business, computer.

ryannumber1gamer

''Wow Edna's always been crazy''

Klatuu

It's about time! Her relative stability was making the rest of the neighborhood look bad.

ryannumber1gamer

''Them''

''(gasps)'' from Sam & Max season 2

Klatuu

Why, the people watching, of course.

Debbie82

I, um... I, uh... The Voodoo Lady gave me the locket and told me to find you so I could track down La Esponja Grande for her so we can cure--

ryannumber1gamer

This ain't a store!

StrongBrush1

Do you have any... weapons of mass destruction?

ryannumber1gamer

Nope

Chyron8472

Why, did you want to borrow one?

ryannumber1gamer

''Hey Skunkape it must have hurt when Papierwaite broke up with you!'' S&M Season 3 Ep 3

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“Fuck you!"

Jennifer

Hey, Chuwero! Look lively!

ryannumber1gamer

''That's Robin''

Jennifer

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

ryannumber1gamer

Banang!

Chyron8472

Stop it!

ryannumber1gamer

''I don't know''

Jennifer

¿Qué? Uh, showtime, people! ¡Atención!

ryannumber1gamer

Did someone say birthday?

Chyron8472

Mmm... no.

ryannumber1gamer

Cracking tea Lad

Chyron8472

He does not know I cut the cucumber lengthwise!

ryannumber1gamer

Hi i'm Hugh....

STOP SAYING THAT!!!

Chyron8472

Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness.

Remolay

...

Klatuu

Be patient, Max. It takes a while to think up the right thing to say.

Chyron8472

Hey, it's hard to keep my breath minty-fresh when there's nothing to eat in here but rats.

Klatuu

Use...Breath mints...Yourself...

ryannumber1gamer

Now hold that pose while i get my camera

StrongBrush1

Sam, I forget, which color means I can't take my bath and body spray with me?

ryannumber1gamer

Look Max it's our old friend Superball!

StrongBrush1

I'm a bouncer, sir. Secret Service humor.

ryannumber1gamer

Are you ok Bluster Blaster?

Chyron8472

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

ryannumber1gamer

I'm pretty sure i don't want to beat the snot out of Homestar.

Chyron8472

That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.

ryannumber1gamer

Ice breath!

Chyron8472

*high-pitched* Oh, that made my voice sound funny.

StrongBrush1

That's debatable...