Respond with a Telltale game quote

ryannumber1gamer

''That was more then a little weird''

Chyron8472

Perfect. you're the spitting image of your future son.

ryannumber1gamer

(In a bad Homestar impression voice) ''Buh-bye I'm Homestar!''

Chyron8472

I'm not gonna lie to ya--that's a healthy piece of real estate.

Jennifer

It's super nice. I mean, not now. But I bet it was... is.

ryannumber1gamer

''Form of an idiot!''

StrongBrush1

"Woah! I even had myself convinced! This is gonna be hilarious!"

ryannumber1gamer

''Hi Strong Bad''

Jennifer

Hello. I'm Cuddlybear. Wanna play cards?

ryannumber1gamer

''Well''

''Let's not do that again''

StrongBrush1

"B'naaaaaannnnnggg!"

ryannumber1gamer

(Can we say TF 2 quotes since Heavy is in Poker Night?)

''It was the the commissioner Max''

ryannumber1gamer

''I will make hat for you little bunny'' Heavy-Poker Night at the inventory (Wow do the TF 2 classes really like hats that much?)

Jennifer

Fool your friends, annoy your grandparents!

Remolay

Sever your leg

Chyron8472

Uhh... That was completely meaningless and made my brain throw up.

ryannumber1gamer

''I can't shoot my little buddy!''

Chyron8472

All right then, hold still... this might hurt a lottle!

ryannumber1gamer

''Can i have a cookie?''

StrongBrush1

How do I put this tactfully... hmmm... bite me.

ryannumber1gamer

''I do know the secret to Donkey island!''

Chyron8472

So she says to him, "I can't believe you cut the cucumber lengthwise!"

Klatuu

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster.

Chyron8472

You look like you're in a shopping mood. Might you be interested in, say, The United States?

Debbie82

This is worse than when I ran for class president.

Klatuu

When there's only one candidate, there's only one choice.

ryannumber1gamer

''You have to get a new logic board and stop him!'' - Strong Sad, SBCG4AP

Chyron8472

Americans have no sense of humor.

ryannumber1gamer

''I would have to write a mental note to thank Flint at Max's funeral'' Sam, S&M Season 3 Ep 3.

Chyron8472

No questions for the dead guy come back to life?

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

You little pissant! You’re fucking DEAD, you hear me? DEAD! My wife and child, you got them both fucking KILLED!

ryannumber1gamer

''Well...''

''Let's not do that again'' Sam & Max, S&M Season 1 Ep 4

Chyron8472

I'm gonna buy me a sceptre; and I can't promise I won't wave it around in front of you, forever reminding you of this moment.

ryannumber1gamer

''I'm Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate''

Jennifer

...and I'm Dick Grayson, your ward.

ryannumber1gamer

....That's Robin!

I KNOW THAT!

Chyron8472

Holy monkey bladders!

Klatuu

Unholy this!

ryannumber1gamer

''I heard it in a video game''

Jennifer

What was the game called?