Respond with a Telltale game quote

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  • edited March 2012
    How about...

    "That is the second-largest monkey head I have ever observed!"
  • edited March 2012
    Aw, it can't even get my catchphrases right.
  • edited March 2012
    There are many things I'd like to do with that, but shoot it out of a cannon is not one of them.
  • edited March 2012
    I don't want to bother him while he's got a cannon
  • edited April 2012
    THAT spineless goody-two-boots? Let him rot!
  • edited April 2012
    You make me think somebody already did.
  • edited April 2012
    What's the matter? Just get out of swordfighting school?
  • edited April 2012
    Stay in drugs; don't do school.
  • edited April 2012
    I may have gone to public school, but I think those are supposed to come in pairs.
  • edited April 2012
    Ballbags! er..... I mean AVACADO AVACADO AVACADO!!!!!!
  • edited April 2012
    uh... I'm sorry, you were saying...?
  • edited April 2012
    Wait, wait, I think I told it wrong.
  • edited April 2012
    I'm Guybrush Threepwood mighty pirate!
  • edited April 2012
    They ought to call you Guybrush Threepwood, mighty ballerina!
  • edited April 2012
    Max:Sam what language is he specking?

    Sam:I think he's specking eng-lish Max

    Max: (Gasps)
  • edited April 2012
    Pirate Lingo! It's how everybody talked back then.

    Come on Guybrush, play along.
  • edited April 2012
    I better figure out how to speak like a manatee so I can help this guy out and get to the sponge.
  • edited May 2012
    You use to be cool Max
  • edited May 2012
    And I'm amphibious. Sure, it got me teased a lot in school, but as it turns out, it's pretty useful.
  • edited May 2012
    What's the secret of monkey island?
  • edited May 2012
    Banang!
  • edited May 2012
    Max: (Laughs)
  • edited May 2012
    (a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


    By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.
  • edited May 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    (a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


    By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.

    (Sam & Max season 2 episode 4 go to Sam & Max's present office and click the banang! bottle and Sam says banang! while Max laughs but starts getting bored as you keep clicking it and then he throws the banang bottle away)

    I can tell you the secret of donkey island

    Guybrush: (hears the secret of donkey island) Ewww
  • edited May 2012
    Excuse me, but do-- Oh, it's only you again. I told you there was only ONE in existence. Now get lost.
  • edited May 2012
    Perducci!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited May 2012
    You know, bad things could happen to a person in a dark, deserted alley like this one. And at this time of night, nobody would be around to see it.
  • edited May 2012
    Shut up! Shut up nine times!!! (Strong Bad ep 5)
  • edited May 2012
    I can do it! I can do it 12 times!
  • edited May 2012
    You crack me up little buddy
  • edited June 2012
    I don't think the cute little robot wants to follow it's new programing, sam.
  • edited June 2012
    Can I make a tennis racket out of him?
  • edited June 2012
    Superball
  • edited June 2012
    He really doesn't give you much to work with.
  • edited June 2012
    You make me think somebody already did.
  • edited June 2012
    Can i call you D'oro the explorer?
  • edited June 2012
    ...as vaguely referred to on TV!
  • edited June 2012
    Max, you've got the TV schedule memorized. Weren't the Soda Poppers going to be featured on one of those grim celebrity tell-alls today?
  • edited June 2012
    I wouldn't know, but I've started my own decadent slide into a depraved personal hell just in case.
  • edited July 2012
    You mean we've been living over the gateway to hell all this time and never took advantage of it?
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