Respond With A Quote From Anything

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  • edited September 2012
    ...You're an idiot.
  • edited September 2012
    Speak for yourself, rodent.
  • edited September 2012
    I-i-it's the Giant Mouse of Minsk!
  • edited October 2012
    Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss can't be wrong.
  • edited October 2012
    Right?
    Wrong!
    *shoots in the forehead*
  • edited October 2012
    The Price is Wrong, bitch!
  • edited October 2012
    Tell the bitch to be cool! Say, “bitch, be cool!"
  • edited October 2012
    I was frozen today!
  • edited October 2012
    Dom Sheldon is a cold man!
  • edited October 2012
    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited October 2012
    FIRE BAD! Aaaargh!
  • edited October 2012
    You’re in the court, not in the woods, Tarzan!
  • edited October 2012
    Watch out for that-! *smack* ...tree.
  • edited October 2012
    My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump.
  • edited October 2012
    My name is Marik
  • edited October 2012
    I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
  • edited October 2012
    Did you see my underwear? Did you want to?
  • edited October 2012
    Hmm... nah.
  • edited October 2012
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
  • edited October 2012
    That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. I mean, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head!
  • edited October 2012
    Let me ask you some questions, Mr. Smarter-Than-Thou!
  • edited October 2012
    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  • edited October 2012
    Sorry. All out of mercy.
  • edited October 2012
    Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy on me.
    Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy on me.
    Well if I've done somebody wrong, Lord, have mercy if you please.

    I used to have plenty of money, the finest clothes in town,
    But bad luck and trouble overtaken me, bound to get me down.
    Please have mercy, Lord have mercy on me.
    Well if I've done somebody wrong, Lord, have mercy if you please.

    Keep on working now, child.
    Lord every morning.

    Well if I've been a bad boy, baby, I declare I'll change my ways.
    I don't want bad luck and trouble to follow me all my days.
    Please have mercy, Lord have mercy on me.
    Well if I've done somebody wrong, Lord, have mercy if you please.
  • edited October 2012
    Though this be madness, yet there's method in't.
  • edited October 2012
    Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!

    (come on, you guys knew it was coming)
  • edited October 2012
    (Getting back to the classics here)

    Get thee to a nunnery!
  • edited October 2012
    Help, help! I'm being repressed!
  • edited October 2012
    I help those who help themselves!
  • edited October 2012
    Help me to KEEL YOU!
  • edited October 2012
    I'll KILL you! I'll kill you to DEATH!
  • edited October 2012
    Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
  • edited October 2012
    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?
  • edited October 2012
    To be, or not to be? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them: to die, to sleep, or just to take a nap and hope you wake up in time for dinner cause you gotta make guacamole for twelve and you just can't take the pressure of this speech! (breaks down sobbing) I can't do it!
  • edited October 2012
    I can do it! I will do it nine times.
  • edited October 2012
    You can do it! You can do it all night long!
  • edited October 2012
    The night's still young, so grab your partner;
    here we go, y'all, all night long!
  • edited October 2012
    That would be some long division. Long.
  • edited October 2012
    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
  • edited October 2012
    "Needs more buttah."
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