Funniest moments of episode 4 *Spoilers*
here it goes again.............
i figured i would start another one of these for episode 4, so have at it
my favorites are the head of the president in the pool, and the scene where bosco gives you the 100 million dollar "truth serum"
oh, and lenard in the closet
i figured i would start another one of these for episode 4, so have at it
my favorites are the head of the president in the pool, and the scene where bosco gives you the 100 million dollar "truth serum"
oh, and lenard in the closet
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The War Room Song
Max's Puppy Dog face
Lincon's "Hulk" refferance
And generally prank calling everyone I could with the bug.:D
Well, I think the first really huge laugh was when Max recited digits of pi. "Max, do you have a piece of paper?" "Why? Do you want to write these down?" "No; I justed wanted to write myself a reminder to smother you in your sleep."
"I'll hold up two rags, and you tell me which one smells more like chloroform."
"Hooks for hands! Hooks for hands!"
There was also Max's line about everybody coming together to destroy the Godless Belgians.
And Max's campaign ad (on TV after you get rid of the president).
*DISCLAIMER: all quotes subject to inaccuracy
-the presidents answering machine message
-war song
-sybil arriving at the whitehouse
-conversation with sybil where she says sams perfect partner is max and vice versa and then they say never to speak of this again
- "its the borderline psychotics you need to worry about"
-the nutcracker
- the whole..flat/soda pop addiction run
- the beacon in krypton..millions of years till the missile hits
-carbon dating the hot dogs
-carbon dating hugh bliss
-phone call to pizza shop
-translating the soda poppers conversation
Lovecraft FTW.
The TV ad for Lincoln "New & Improved - now impervious to bullets"
Leonard in the closet.
The Secret Service agents musical number.
Peepers running off at high speed drunk and crashing.
The presidential makeover of the desoto.
Sam: "Messta Pizza."
Bug: "I will fest on your entrails and devour your soul!"
Max: "What did they say?"
Sam: "They said extra toppings are two bucks each, and they are out of entrails."
Sam: "Want to blow it up?"
Max: "Do you have to ask?"
And the entire joke involving Krypton with refferances to the Superman movie tha happen one right after the other.:D
He's also in the Newspaper Box. Apparently, he got attacked by a resident of Monkey Island.
i almost fell on the floor when i saw that he was still out there after chuckles throws you out
The joke about the former commie bastards made me chuckle
-When shooting Lincoln... "Fool me once..."
-The super-long names for President Max
-The first conversation with Bosco... "Nyet!"
Among countless others...
- The war song, of course!
- The intro. I cannot believe no one mentioned it so far in this thread. Max pulling out the gun and saying in his maniac voice: "Get the keys."
- When you try to carbon-date Bosco (wihtout success), Max says:
"Were they examining all the objects and engaging everyone in pointless conversations?"
Keep up the good work, Telltale
Cheers from downunder,
Pete
President: "What did he say?"
Sam: "He said... which way to Lincon's Bedroom?"
President: "Oh, it's down the hall and to the right."
*Whizzer runs off*
Max: "Sam, did you just send someone to defile the most famous room in history?"
*Whizzer returns*
Sam: "Apparently, I did."
The instruction on how to use the bombcomputer.
Ohh, ...and the brilliant Intro
well.... that is not quite it....
I was thinking more about....
"O' sweet angels of carbonation! Fill me with your sweet nector!"
Needless to say, I said "Eww!" at the same time Max did, only with more of a laugh than with a tone of disgust.:D
Lincoln: "*CENSORED* THIS!"
Carbon dating Lenard
"Lincoln's" phone convo with Sybil
The head in the pool.
The submarine was also a nice touch.
Superball's reaction to the exorcism recording over the phone
Everything having to do with Max's presidency. Especially his joke.
Unfortunately, just at the moment Max made his comment about "The godless Belgians..." I was drinking a Leffe. Sinfull waste of Belgian beer all over my monitor.
"Do you have any wiener cozies?"
"Da ... wait, did you say wiener cozies? I thought you said Navajo blankets. We're all out of wiener cozies."
Followed by:
"Do you have any Navajo blankets?"
"Nyet."
Also... it's not a joke, but I was amused that while you can't shoot Superball, you CAN shoot
It's epic, relentlessly plodding, undeniably presidential, and downright whimsical, all at the same time. My hat goes off to Jared for that one.
Nice find!
Yay!
The intro still is my favorite part... I could watch it over and over!
Favourite part was the intro, absolutely fantastic and paved the way for a great episode.
There were a lot of small things that made this the funniest so far
Leonard in the cupboard
The war song, especially at the end when the agents are saying what war brings, "Bombs -Boom! ,Guns- Bang! and so much more- Napalm! that cracked me up.
Hugh Bliss "Age is Burnt Sienna"
More like that one please Telltale
(and then Monkey Island)
Please
Do your really think people who haven't played the episode are checking into a thread about its best jokes? They'd deserve to be spoilered... (or is it spoiled?) Anyway, since the thread-title is marked with "Spoilers" I guess spoiler-tags are redundant.
and anyone who reads a thread marked *Spoilers* for an episode they have not yet played is retared, because they are asking to learn gruesome things they do not yet want to know
and i do not know about the rest of you, but i avoid the threads about episodes i have not played completely................. if someone at telltale started a spoiler thread about episode 5,6, or the second season, i would veer away and not read it untill after i have played the episode............... that gives me an idea for an experiment....
I'm glad I subscribed, otherwise I'd have ended up being able to quote half of Abe Lincoln must die before the official public release.