Everyone reading this--go right now to maxforpresident.org and click the donation button over and over again, it just diverts funds from other organizations!
If you excuse me, I have to get back to clicking...
I pressed it like 4 times around 60. I think it's really siphoning money from offshore accounts, and telltale itself is only an elaborate ruse for a very ingenious band of buccaneers!
edit:
What was the final? It rolled over on me after i hit 173
• Creamsicles - $188
• Bullets - $354
• A Kitten - $234
• Spinning Rims for the DeSoto - $387
• Golden Ticket - $175
• Acme Rocket Launcher - $150
• New White House Executive Chef - $100
The expenditures so far have been:
...
(In reverse order.)
Just like All Along the Watchtower ... oh god BSG was so good yesterday until they played that horrible cover. er ... carry on, no thread hijacking intended = )
Max's also siphoning money from the D'ni Restoration Council. Let 'em pay!
You can't just build a civilization! Even growing one is a bit flaky. It's best to give its people the power to create a civilization themselves, not just make it for the people yourself.
Thus endeth the derail and possible Uru and Myst 5 spoiler.
But surely there's a mistake - shouldn't Soviet Russia donate you to the fund? (you do know about Russian Reversal, right?)
Nonono. In Soviet Russia, fund donates you!
(always end a Russian Reversal with "you!")
And speaking of which, why did Bosco deliver no Russian Reversals in Episode 4, Telltale? :mad:
If there's one and I missed it, let me know. Otherwise shame on you all.
Thank you. $1 has been "donated" to Max for President from
the Max for President Fund.
the National Treasury.
Social Security.
your social security fund. Thanks!
your wallet, which you left over here last night.
your mother.
the public school system.
the United Nations.
the United Whey.
a randomly chosen numbered Swiss bank account.
the Boys' Choir of Geneva.
Weatherproofing For Waterfoul
the United Front for Self-Interest.
the D'ni Restoration Council.
Mario's coffers.
educators and nurses.
Kittens 4 Peace.
Robots are People Too.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens.
Extra-Terrestrial Life Forms Against Higher Gas Prices.
the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP).
the United Federation of Planets.
Elvis's tomb.
Disneyland.
Middle Earth.
Ancient Egypt.
Soviet Russia.
the Communist Party of Rubacava.
the Melee Island Bureau of Tourism.
the Oakhurst Memorial Society.
Abraham Lincoln's Estate.
the National Consortium of Smart People.
MENSA.
eBay.
St. George's Books.
ABBA.
CEOs R Us.
Chocolate Lovers Anonymous.
Chocolate Haters Anonymous.
the Liver 'n' Onions Concert Fund.
the Dinosaur Bowling League.
the Society in Favor of Motherhood and Apple Pie.
Mothers Against Change.
Chia Pets Against Rabies Shots.
the Salvation Marines.
Computers for the Amish.
Dyslexics Untied.
the United Dividers.
the Charitable Burglary Trust Group.
the Orphans without Shoes Foundation.
the Orphans without Socks Foundation.
the Orphans without Shoes or Socks Foundation.
the Shoes wihout Orphans Foundation.
A Couple of Children Left Behind (But Who's Counting?).
starving yet charitable third-world children.
the Coffee for Poor People Fund.
the Americans for Cleaner Air Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Water Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Political Fundraising Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Language Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Sewage Group.
The Man.
Mr. Ed.
the Missing Link.
Santa Claus.
Darth Vader.
the Loch Ness Monster.
Count Chocula.
Mr. Spatula.
Bosco.
the Prismatology Foundation.
Ted E. Bear's secret vault.
the Brady Culture Fanclub.
the Mount Rushmore Soda Abuse Prevention Program (MRSAPP).
Whizzer's trust fund.
M! (the Myra Magazine).
Former Child Stars Anonymous.
BancoLavadero.com.
the Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society (COPS).
the Internet.
Mack Salmon.
the Phoney Bone Mayoral Campaign.
the Telltale Games Pension Fund.
the Telltale Games Party Fund.
Comments
I have been refreshing the page occasionally, warm and fuzzy with the knowledge that someone out there is clicking like a madman.
edit:
What was the final? It rolled over on me after i hit 173
• Creamsicles - $188
• Bullets - $354
• A Kitten - $234
• Spinning Rims for the DeSoto - $387
• Golden Ticket - $175
• Acme Rocket Launcher - $150
• New White House Executive Chef - $100
(In reverse order.)
Banco Lavadero.
Oh, and Telltale's pensions, apparently... :eek:
Just like All Along the Watchtower ... oh god BSG was so good yesterday until they played that horrible cover. er ... carry on, no thread hijacking intended = )
I seem to remember it being higher last night.
St. George's Books
The Communist Party of Rubacava
The Melee Island Bureau of Tourism
The Phoney Bone Mayoral Campaign
There are probably more video game references (like the Mario one), but I haven't seen or recognised them.
But surely there's a mistake - shouldn't Soviet Russia donate you to the fund? (you do know about Russian Reversal, right?)
Nonono. In Soviet Russia, fund donates you!
(always end a Russian Reversal with "you!")
And speaking of which, why did Bosco deliver no Russian Reversals in Episode 4, Telltale? :mad:
If there's one and I missed it, let me know. Otherwise shame on you all.
Ted E. Bear's secret vault."
Stealing from the presumably dead. That's harsh.
edit: Woo! I got the last dollar in for the Hush Money.
Indeed. Damn.
The D'ni Restoration Council
Heh, the War song just started playing on Winamp at the exact same moment I opened the Maxforpresident site and noticed it's up there as well now.
NOW FEATURING THE WAR SONG!
i think that telltale has plans for the max site............... remember the pirate... :rolleyes:
if i was you i would keep clicking on that "donate" button because there are only so many things they can buy
In reverse order:
• Squirrel - $41
• Water Skiis - $158
• Purchase The General Lee - $452
• Soul of Mario Lopez - $249
• Saved by the Bell Lunchbox - $129
• Bear - $234
• Bear-Proof Suit - $441
• Hand Grenades - $46
• Submarine One - $348
• Sponsor Tacoma Narrows Bridge - $265
• Purchase Paraguay - $20
• New Bedspread for Lincoln Bedroom - $209
• Talking Iguana - $210
• Chia Pet - $435
• Batmobile - $232
• Video Game Cliches - $451
• Cheese Fork - $400
• Cheese Fort - $154
• Moonwalker arcade game - $360
• Signed Photo of Peanut Franklin - $133
• Signed Photo of Corey Feldman - $73
• Sinister Goatee - $377
• Dragon - $368
• Light Saber - $466
• Pants - $14
• New Glass for Oval Office Window - $381
• Disgusting Candy for Filler - $86
• Delicious Candy - $185
• Baseball Bat - $26
• Pinata - $49
• Industrial-Strength Mace - $444
• Olympic-Size Hot Tub - $128
• Street Urchin - $169
• Replacement Kitten - $54
• Hush Money - $481
• Jaunty Hat for Secretary of State - $177
• +2 Armor - $340
• Saphire-Encrusted Bullets - $638
• Presidential Jester - $300
• New Liver 'n' Onions Album - $351
• Executive Backscratcher - $427
• Secret Service Spaghetti Supper - $483
• Gadget Skis - $268
• Bag of Pretzels - $401
• Executive Box of Tissues - $254
• Monogrammed Pogo Stick - $39
• Diamond-Plated Darts - $120
• Stuffed Moose Head - $321
• "Girlfriend" for Mr. Spatula - $309
• Weapon of Mass Destruction - $362
• Super Toilet - $295
• Nintendo Wii - $249
• Matching Drapes - $145
• New Carpet - $157
• X-Ray Glasses - $450
• Hat for Giant Battle Robot - $125
• Shoes for Giant Battle Robot - $100
• Giant Battle Robot - $267
• Creamsicles - $188
• Bullets - $354
• A Kitten - $234
• Spinning Rims for the DeSoto - $387
• Golden Ticket - $175
• Acme Rocket Launcher - $150
• New White House Executive Chef - $100
We couldn't tell you that... they might come after us and demand their money back.
I didn't know Max was a fan of Twiggy the waterskiing squirrel...
Smelly bird!
Anyway, it's rather interesting to see Max take after his ancestor, Max Attucks.
A lamentable fate for such a patriotic dude.
Now, for Jeweled Underpants!
the Max for President Fund.
the National Treasury.
Social Security.
your social security fund. Thanks!
your wallet, which you left over here last night.
your mother.
the public school system.
the United Nations.
the United Whey.
a randomly chosen numbered Swiss bank account.
the Boys' Choir of Geneva.
Weatherproofing For Waterfoul
the United Front for Self-Interest.
the D'ni Restoration Council.
Mario's coffers.
educators and nurses.
Kittens 4 Peace.
Robots are People Too.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens.
Extra-Terrestrial Life Forms Against Higher Gas Prices.
the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP).
the United Federation of Planets.
Elvis's tomb.
Disneyland.
Middle Earth.
Ancient Egypt.
Soviet Russia.
the Communist Party of Rubacava.
the Melee Island Bureau of Tourism.
the Oakhurst Memorial Society.
Abraham Lincoln's Estate.
the National Consortium of Smart People.
MENSA.
eBay.
St. George's Books.
ABBA.
CEOs R Us.
Chocolate Lovers Anonymous.
Chocolate Haters Anonymous.
the Liver 'n' Onions Concert Fund.
the Dinosaur Bowling League.
the Society in Favor of Motherhood and Apple Pie.
Mothers Against Change.
Chia Pets Against Rabies Shots.
the Salvation Marines.
Computers for the Amish.
Dyslexics Untied.
the United Dividers.
the Charitable Burglary Trust Group.
the Orphans without Shoes Foundation.
the Orphans without Socks Foundation.
the Orphans without Shoes or Socks Foundation.
the Shoes wihout Orphans Foundation.
A Couple of Children Left Behind (But Who's Counting?).
starving yet charitable third-world children.
the Coffee for Poor People Fund.
the Americans for Cleaner Air Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Water Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Political Fundraising Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Language Group.
the Americans for Cleaner Sewage Group.
The Man.
Mr. Ed.
the Missing Link.
Santa Claus.
Darth Vader.
the Loch Ness Monster.
Count Chocula.
Mr. Spatula.
Bosco.
the Prismatology Foundation.
Ted E. Bear's secret vault.
the Brady Culture Fanclub.
the Mount Rushmore Soda Abuse Prevention Program (MRSAPP).
Whizzer's trust fund.
M! (the Myra Magazine).
Former Child Stars Anonymous.
BancoLavadero.com.
the Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society (COPS).
the Internet.
Mack Salmon.
the Phoney Bone Mayoral Campaign.
the Telltale Games Pension Fund.
the Telltale Games Party Fund.
I know, that's why I like Max so much!
My personal favorites are:
Dyslexics Untied
and
Computers for the Amish :rolleyes:
And I didn't realize DOOP was a Futurama reference! I should know, I bought the 4 DVD season box sets! I want a Futurama adventure next!
Marc
BTW, did I miss any funds?