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  • GinukGinuk
    edited May 2007
    Hey, there's a new poll! I got first vote, go Marzipan!

    (oh yeah, first post here too :) )
  • jmmjmm
    edited May 2007
    Welcome.


    I wonder if the site ran out of stuff to display as goal or if there is really something 'classified' :D
  • All hail MaxAll hail Max
    edited May 2007
    Soon there won't be a darkside of the moon! We're raising money to light it up!
  • jmmjmm
    edited June 2007
    The site ran out of fundraising goals and the progress counter is not working.
  • EmilyEmily Telltale Alumni
    edited June 2007
    Oh, it's working. Just not in ways you might expect it to work. ;)

    We'll add some new fundraising goals soon.
  • XianisXianis
    edited February 2008
    Just some of the organizations having their funds diverted to the campaign of President Max:

    Melee Island Bureau of Tourism
    the Llama Brigade
    Santa Claus.
    St. George's Books
    Former Child Stars Anonymous.
    the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP).
    Mr. Spatula.
    the National Endowment for the Arts.
    the United Dividers.
    eBay.
    Gerbils for the Greater Good.
    the Peanut Franklin Fan Club.
    Swiss bank account #02197171.
    the Boys' Choir of Geneva.
    ... we're not quite sure.
    the Annual Lytton Policeman's Ball Fund.
    the United Nations.
    Mario's coffers.
    the Coffee for Poor People Fund.
    Chocolate Haters Anonymous.
    M! (the Myra Magazine).
    the Liver 'n' Onions Concert Fund.
    the Oakhurst Memorial Society.
    Darth Vader.
    the National Treasury.
    Elvis's tomb.
    your mother.
    the United Whey.
    the Curds and Whey Foundation.
    the Americans for Cleaner Sewage Group.
    Sybil's mutual funds.
    starving yet charitable third-world children.
    Social Security.
    Montana.
    Chia Pets Against Rabies Shots.
    the Orphans without Shoes or Socks Foundation.
    the Dinosaur Bowling League.

    ..man have I never clicked harder.
  • XianisXianis
    edited February 2008
    ...okay, so 200 clicks later and I'm STILL getting new organization's funds diverted. :D
  • QuuuxQuuux
    edited February 2008
    haha "Current Fundraising Goal: Four Lights"

    There!
    Are!
    *sniff*
    Four!
    Lights!
  • Toast60Toast60
    edited February 2008
    These are some expensive lights.
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited February 2008
    Well, there are four of them.
  • QuuuxQuuux
    edited February 2008
    The Cardassians went 25% over budget.
  • SnickSSnickS
    edited March 2008
    Wow, 800.000 for 4 lights? Kind of expensive :P
    Hopefully we'll reach it someday xD
  • LimenutLimenut
    edited March 2008
    Well, we're over a quarter of a percent of a way there. Only 775,000 clicks to go. Can't we just take the whole amount of the Bosco Historical Weiner Appreciation and Protection Fund? It's not like there isn't enough in there.
  • SnickSSnickS
    edited March 2008
    About 769.000 clicks left ^^
  • RazahyderRazahyder
    edited March 2008
    I really like the president speech
  • mremre
    edited August 2008
    Hey, what happened to this site? I'm starting to think Max's reelection campaign is handled a bit less professional than the major parties'...
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    How that physically possible?
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    "1 dollar donated from Count Chocula".Damn, stealing from the dead is harsh, but the UNdead?
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited August 2008
    mre wrote: »
    Hey, what happened to this site? I'm starting to think Max's reelection campaign is handled a bit less professional than the major parties'...

    Well, the Random Violence and Destruction party has been very busy... doing what they do.
  • mremre
    edited October 2008
    Sorry to bump this thread, but I just noticed there's been a little bit of update on the campaign site...
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited October 2008
    Thank you. $1 has been "donated" to Max for President from
    a Shambling Corporate Presence.
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited October 2008
    Yes, 84% for Max :)

    What's wrong with those other 16% of people?

    Wow, God donated $1 toward more fundraising goals for Max...
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited October 2008
    Remember, each vote for anyone besides Max means one more public execution!
  • Shambling Corporate PosterShambling Corporate Poster
    edited October 2008
    Strongsadioware wrote: »
    Thank you. $1 has been "donated" to Max for President from
    a Shambling Corporate Presence.
    wait- WHAT? I didn't donate anything! Darn Diverted Funds!
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited October 2008
    13% Obama
    3% McCain
    85% Max

    ...101% votes? xD
  • Guybrush ThreepwoodGuybrush Threepwood
    edited October 2008
    NickClick2 wrote: »
    13% Obama
    3% McCain
    85% Max

    ...101% votes? xD

    Max has that kind of effect on things. ;)
  • SBB GameMasterSBB GameMaster
    edited November 2008
    Sorry if these are old, but some of the references that I'm diverting funds from made me laugh :P

    -the Phoney Bone Mayoral Campaign.
    -the Telltale Games Pension Fund.
    -eBay.
    -the Internet.
    -Darth Vader.
    -Count Chocula.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited November 2008
    Washington Memorial Missiles: $2,894,925
    Free Gun Delivery: $876,599
    Getting Max a Date: $999,999,999
    Framing Superball for Blowing Up Lefty's: Priceless.

    There are few things money can't buy. Vote for Max.
  • draedandraedan
    edited October 2012
    it is not up anymore sadly :(
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