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Opening the official Sam phrases (holy...) contest

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  • KromsKroms
    edited June 2007
    Leaping monkeys singing the C-note chorus of Jingle Bells on a bad X-Files episode.
  • StoneyStoney
    edited June 2007
    Holy Roger Waters performing Pink Floyd Songs with Van Morrison while being in a bad mood thinking about Gilmour, we´re on our way. ;)
  • SoupSoup
    edited June 2007
    Holy Batman!

    sorry, I had to say it.

    "Holy french fry dispensers of the Undead!"
  • DrakeFoxDrakeFox
    edited June 2007
    (talking to commisioner on phone if there should ever be a case at a theatre, movie set or whatnot)

    Holy... something or other I forgot the script (Look offscreen) Line! (fishing line and hook come from offscreen snag hat off Sam's head). We'll be right there.

    (Guess alternately if we want more violence it could catch his ear and pull him away from the phone, or catch his mouth making the last words sound weird.
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Great Gaudi back from the dead and demonolishing Park Guell with a holy hand hammer of perpetual hate and malice!
  • Hat!Hat!
    edited June 2007
    Hello, Commissioner! Yes? Yes?
    Sweet suffering Sicilian soccer scouts managing the Macy's Day Parade on a singularly insensitive Saturday! We'll be right there!
  • AllenBAllenB
    edited June 2007
    Hello, Commissioner! Great galères of gormless galloping Germans garnishing galoshes in a Geothermic Gamma gullery gulping Garry's Gravy Gunk! We're on our way!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Great marriage problems of the Greek Gods rerunning on a website marketed like it was free digital cable TV for peer-to-peer users with VHS-to-Divx programs and too much time!

    (hmmm... can you say that in one breathe?)
  • unsilviuunsilviu
    edited July 2007
    Holy macaronni spaceship piloted by a paranoical rookie pilot sick of pilotese disease falling in an asthmatic colorful black hole! We're on our way, Comissioner
  • DanielZKleinDanielZKlein
    edited July 2007
    Holy hibernating hippopotamus in a hallway heaped with horses! That sure sounds like an anomaly, Commissioner!
  • Zachspyfox033Zachspyfox033
    edited July 2007
    Holy pee in a persons pants, where on out way.
  • vidkid7vidkid7
    edited July 2007
    Belligerant baby boomers basting bovine balls on crackers, we're on our way, commissioner!
  • KedriKedri
    edited July 2007
    Great Galloping Gertie on a hot summer's day with seagulls bombarding!
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited July 2007
    My response on this morning (it was early a.m. for me!) announcement about Season Two:

    "Holy belligerent blogging before breakfast encouraging easily excitable geeks to go gaga!"
  • ShiratoriNinjaBratShiratoriNinjaBrat
    edited July 2007
    Sam: Holy wet marmadukes slathered in horned toad giblets on a pastor sunday.
    Max:Oooh oooh, pass the A1!
    Sam: ha ha you crack me up little buddy, we're on our way!


    yea that was long... blah. maybe i'll submit a short one too
  • JunaidJunaid
    edited July 2007
    Holy jumping sea-monkeys on a flying surfboard made of earwax!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited July 2007
    Holy explitive deleted in order to retain a marketable rating by the ESRB!
  • Psymon777Psymon777
    edited July 2007
    Zeek wrote: »
    Holy explitive deleted in order to retain a marketable rating by the ESRB!
    Clearly the winner...
  • ZeekZeek
    edited July 2007
    Well, here's hoping it gets into the game then.:D
  • JunaidJunaid
    edited July 2007
    Greatly ignored internet petition for canceled adventure games with great potential!
  • BenjaminHaydenBenjaminHayden
    edited July 2007
    Holy Hungry, Hungry Hipos hopping on Harry Potter!
  • jmmjmm
    edited July 2007
    Holy bermuda fish in a martini served by a maniacal barkeep, we are on our way!
  • SegSeg
    edited July 2007
    Holy Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo! We're on our way!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited July 2007
    AnimanFan wrote: »
    Holy Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo! We're on our way!

    My brain just stopped working. Thank you.
  • MelMel
    edited July 2007
    :D

    Mine too. And I couldn't think of a Sam phrase if my life depended on it.
  • jmmjmm
    edited August 2007
    > Read sentence
    ERROR: Brain overload, shutting down.
    Brain shutdown in progress.... Please Wait...
    Shutdown complete, rebooting ....
  • ZeekZeek
    edited August 2007
    Not mine, but someone did say this on their photo blog/trip report to Japan:

    "Holy monkey's frijoles of Canadian bacon served to a one-legged weasel born on the right side of a watermelon!"
  • Guybrush ThreepwoodGuybrush Threepwood
    edited August 2007
    Katana wrote: »
    HOLY parallel Olympic skiers forging Davey P.'s autograph!

    This thing has been helping.
    NOTE: I have no idea if there's anyone called Davey P. =)

    Holy networks kidnapping baffling viruses in a infrequent relativity stem! :D
  • BhlaabBhlaab
    edited August 2007
    Holy antiquated coin mints buried with the suspiciously incomplete corpse of Billie Holiday
  • AussieEvilAussieEvil
    edited August 2007
    Holy fishing fish that fish for fishing fish!
  • U-can't-buy-luvU-can't-buy-luv
    edited August 2007
    i'm gonna make some references to the original Sam and Max game

    Holy upside down bigfoots on a horrificly over-sized ball of twine and a giant statue of Conroy Bumpus
  • ZeekZeek
    edited August 2007
    Great grim grinning ghosts trying to sell a doom cruise to Leonardo DiCaprio's immediate family!
  • serfmonkeyserfmonkey
    edited August 2007
    Sweet mother of Mickey Mouse stapled to a scarecrow pole in a field of Arrowleaf clover, Max -- I forgot to feed the meter!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited September 2007
    Thought I'd revive this...

    "HOLY Son of a batch of cookies from Buddah's warm oven of bountiful joy and heart-attack enducing fat!"
  • ZoinkerZoinker
    edited October 2007
    "Holy obsessive-Compulsive Space Cadets redecorating the rings of Saturn with a kitsch Victorian-slash-neo Gothic flair! We're on our way!"
  • ZeekZeek
    edited October 2007
    Great jumping horny toads of leaping lizard canyon owned by Yosemitie Sam National Park and Golf resort!
  • AussieEvilAussieEvil
    edited October 2007
    Holy heap of horse headlice on Hemingway's hummus!
  • this_guy86this_guy86
    edited October 2007
    Holy tomato balls bouncing in a gold-encrusted Caesar salad with Jiminy Cricket basking in thousand-year-old Thousand Island dressing!
  • AllenBAllenB
    edited October 2007
    Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, we're on our way!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Holy necromancer from the ninth gate of Hell according to Dante who made the devil cry!
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