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Opening the official Sam phrases (holy...) contest

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  • jp-30jp-30
    edited February 2008
    Great spinning bottles of sasparilla upside the heads of a suicidal lemming pack pact!
  • NickTTGNickTTG Telltale Alumni
    edited February 2008
    Sunday Sunday Sunday
  • mishmish
    edited February 2008
    Holy.................................cow!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Great writer's strike of film history 101 taught by Leonard Maltin's assisant's second cousin twice-removed on the step-mother's side of the in-law game!
  • MelMel
    edited February 2008
    NickTTG wrote: »
    Sunday Sunday Sunday

    You're silly. :p
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited February 2008
    Sweet exalted armadillo fries in the backseat of a 1967 Camaro greeting William Shatner's son-in-law, a.k.a "Hubert", while on a trip to the San Fernando Valley to meet James Hetfield's new band "Glandular Midget" who will soon be known for their unique blend of smooth jazz, progressive rock, West Coast hip-hop, and bubblegum pop, but won't release their debut album until 2010, under the title "Have You Seen My Bar Stool?", which shall be released by Motown Records, and produced by John Madden, who will also provide the hip-hop portions of track 7, entitled "It's Delicious Gravy To Be Eating, Mr. Fellerstein"!

    We're on our way!
  • VoodooKingVoodooKing
    edited February 2008
    Commissioner! We'll be there before you can say "Oh holy whiz? Is that a talking Jalapeno on a stick?"
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Holy treasure of Big Whoop with a side of fries and a jumbo-size wasabi milkshake in a souvineer cup!
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited February 2008
    Great jamaican jujubees on a crash course for Wimbledon!

    Holy crane cakes disturbing the natural order of underdeveloped nations!

    Sweet salmonella soaked sausage salmon swimming slightly southward!

    This is fun :P
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited February 2008
    Great Chupacabra going on a road trip with the Minhocão and the Bukit Timah Monkey Man to see the Ayia Napa Sea Monster and have a Tatzelwurm for dinner at the Kting Voar restaurant!
  • BlehboyBlehboy
    edited February 2008
    Holy healthfood junkies sitting around a horticulture habitat gathering, we're on it chief!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Great Stan's ghost on a haunting spree in the Mall of America!

    Holy money bins burglurized by incompitent generic anthropamporphic animals who are not us!
  • InvaderJim42InvaderJim42
    edited February 2008
    Zeek wrote: »
    Holy money bins burglurized by incompitent generic anthropamporphic animals who are not us!

    You mean the Beagle Boys robbing Scrooge's money bin?
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Why? Trying to sue me? :p
  • JDspeeder1JDspeeder1
    edited February 2008
    Sweet baby Moses and baby Jesus in an underground holy-baby deathmatch, we're on it!

    (I've been saving that for a while. Yes, I know how sad that is.)
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    *looks at JDspeeder1's avatar and gets an idea* Holy Wakka Wakka walking off stage after being heckled by a pair of fraternal conjoined twins from the Box five seats on opening night!
  • QuuuxQuuux
    edited February 2008
    Holy political correctness, batperson.

    (what were we talking about again? :))
  • sam&maxfansam&maxfan
    edited February 2008
    Holy omnipotent school girls on a bean stalk!
  • Psymon777Psymon777
    edited February 2008
    JDspeeder1 wrote: »
    Sweet baby Moses and baby Jesus in an underground holy-baby deathmatch, we're on it!

    HAHAHA - that's one celebrity deathmatch i would like to see.. :D

    My Contribution:
    "Holy Complete Set of Silverware from the 18th Century!!!"
  • ZeekZeek
    edited February 2008
    Jumping maids a-milking a plush cow before the Indy four movie gets leaked on the internet because of UPS shipping error of a digital hard drive containing the soul of the furur!
  • patterspatters
    edited February 2008
    holy jumping kangaroos this is the 101st post in this topic
  • Hero1Hero1
    edited February 2008
    sweet internet rant on a forum decrying the end of entertainment as we know it..we're on our way!
  • evil_devil_d
    edited February 2008
    Holy knights jumping on Lincolns grave! Wea re on our way!
  • spyrochaetespyrochaete
    edited February 2008
    Holy barbecue sauce-dripping tendrils of Steve Jobs' twice-removed cousin Belinda-Jo.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited February 2008
    Jumping Jehovah's witnesses spelunking in Madagascar with an army of purple poison arrow frogs!
  • freakazoidfreakazoid
    edited February 2008
    Holy Carnivorous Jackalopes Having A Barbecue Picnic On Mount Kilimanjaro.
  • splash1splash1
    edited February 2008
    holy hammer head sharks jumping over a golden bridge in a salsa machine in the
    middle of winter! :)
  • ZeekZeek
    edited March 2008
    Sweet citrus-soaked preztal dough shaped in the sillouette of Norman Bates streaking through Chicago's west side while whistling "Bill Baily, Won't You Please Come Home" in C Minor!
  • RobDRobD
    edited March 2008
    Sweet mother of luke-warm squid balls in a banana flavoured pastry!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited March 2008
    savory sweet gumballs missing from bosos inconvienience.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited March 2008
    Sam: holy...
    max:Holly what sam?
    sam:I have ran out of long whinded sentences!
    Max: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • SammySammy
    edited March 2008
    Holy monkey dressed up like a crazy woman with a stupid dog and rabbit!!!Were on the case!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited March 2008
    Great technology boom of the 1980s in the Gospel according to Peter, Paul, and Mary with back up from the AARP tent revival troop as conducted by George Carlion in a train station lobby!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2008
    Sam: Sweet sufferingly suffocating star-studded sixties sitcom studios scaring sixty-seven scarcely sober silver-scrubbing samba-song singing seahorse surfing sega-saturn stealing sweatshop satanist sea-saints! We're on our say!

    Max: On our say?

    Sam: I mean 'way', sorry...

    Edit:

    Sam: Jumping jerked-jackalope-jaws-jellying jockeys journeying Jersey, jamming jolly Jewish Jamaican jargon jettisoning jaunty jaywalking Jerusalem jesters!

    Holy heavenly hairy half-grown haddocks harrassing Harry; Hades' hellish hailstorming handicapped halibut holding homemade handmade holiday hamburgers!

    Max: Take it easy Sam...
  • ZeekZeek
    edited March 2008
    Great loyal obsessive with a fondness for alliteration that borders on trying just too damn hard!
  • LamerDeluxeLamerDeluxe
    edited March 2008
    Holy job-hopping hippos crashing a trilobite packed pearl jam concert on ice.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited March 2008
    HOLY RED WRITING COVER IN BLOOD SOURCE OF THE ALL MIGHT SATAN
  • Chris23Chris23
    edited March 2008
    Holy ratburger with tomatochilli and cheese we will save the day commissioner.
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