Pronounce vowels as "or" or "aer", for starters. (Example: "Job" as "jorb", "jaerb", or even "jaeaeaerb". "The Cheat" as "The Chort". "Homestar" as "Hormstaer" or "Hamstray")
As for Coach's rapping, just find an outdated slang term and repeat it many times over a beat.
Go to an open mic night and just keep repeating/mispronouncing "Here we go, 1, 2, 1, 2." If the ladies all ignore you after that you must be doing something right.
Hey, it's The Ladies. Is it true that you all know Strong Bad's name?
Back on topic: Coach Z speaks with a bogus Inland North accent, so I'd suggest that you get yourself a bogus Inland North accent too. Basically, you just take certain vowel sounds and replace them with other, more different vowels. You can start by reading and listening to the examples on this page (scroll to the very bottom, under the heading "Detroit Area Vowels"). Also, here's a pretty good NPR interview with William Labov that has some nice info about the Northern Cities Shift. Hope this helps.
Coach Z Dictionary
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Jorb
Job
jORb
Jareb
Job
j-air-b
Sprot
Sport
spROT
Pfargtl
None
puh-fARG-tull
Arp
Up
airp/ARp
Homester
Homestar
HOme-stER
Homestaar
Homestar
HOme-stAIR
Whort
What
wuh-ORT
Pyork
Puke
pe-yOR-k
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That's all I can think of at the moment. Other ways to pronounce words like CZ are to:
*Use AIR to replace things like ARE. Most AR areas.
*"AH"-sounding parts of words should have an extra "Y" sound at the end. Like "Strong Bayd".
Rap Help:
*Mostly talk normaly like Coach Z. No singing.
*Don't rhyme.
*Say "One, two" alot during the rap.
*ALWAYS try to freestyle.
*Complaining about your bodily ailments are acceptable.
Okay, so, that's about the best you'll get out of me. A Homestar Runner Dictionary and Words Guide....that's another lesson...for another time.
I'm the lyricologel Coach Z,
I like my ointments topical, Mostly
And if you got the itchy toes then come see me,
I got a rap song featuring Peacey P.
Now listen up to me y'all biscuitheads,
I'd like a piece of dried toast and 2 scrambled eggs,
Order hash browns, make 'em extra crips,
A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits.
Oh storp, that man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song
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As for Coach's rapping, just find an outdated slang term and repeat it many times over a beat.
LOL! That is pretty funny.
Back on topic: Coach Z speaks with a bogus Inland North accent, so I'd suggest that you get yourself a bogus Inland North accent too. Basically, you just take certain vowel sounds and replace them with other, more different vowels. You can start by reading and listening to the examples on this page (scroll to the very bottom, under the heading "Detroit Area Vowels"). Also, here's a pretty good NPR interview with William Labov that has some nice info about the Northern Cities Shift. Hope this helps.
You did a great jeeearar,jooorab,jeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrb...ah screw it.
So sorry , i dont know .
Sleep on a bench, to.In a sweaty locker room. Don't shower.You'll got Coach Z Stink, Rap, Talk and Arthritis!
No, SEVERAL times more then they should.
Yeah.Jorb VS. JOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRB
Do a combination of stuff with 1 and 2.
lolwut?
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Jorb
Job
jORb
Jareb
Job
j-air-b
Sprot
Sport
spROT
Pfargtl
None
puh-fARG-tull
Arp
Up
airp/ARp
Homester
Homestar
HOme-stER
Homestaar
Homestar
HOme-stAIR
Whort
What
wuh-ORT
Pyork
Puke
pe-yOR-k
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That's all I can think of at the moment. Other ways to pronounce words like CZ are to:
*Use AIR to replace things like ARE. Most AR areas.
*"AH"-sounding parts of words should have an extra "Y" sound at the end. Like "Strong Bayd".
Rap Help:
*Mostly talk normaly like Coach Z. No singing.
*Don't rhyme.
*Say "One, two" alot during the rap.
*ALWAYS try to freestyle.
*Complaining about your bodily ailments are acceptable.
Okay, so, that's about the best you'll get out of me. A Homestar Runner Dictionary and Words Guide....that's another lesson...for another time.
I got it. I laughed. Out loud even.
like that.
I like my ointments topical, Mostly
And if you got the itchy toes then come see me,
I got a rap song featuring Peacey P.
Now listen up to me y'all biscuitheads,
I'd like a piece of dried toast and 2 scrambled eggs,
Order hash browns, make 'em extra crips,
A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits.
Oh storp, that man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song
Great stuff.