Does anyone know how I can talk and rap like coach z?

How do I learn to talk and rap like Coach Z.

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  • edited June 2008
    I don't know. How?
  • edited June 2008
    Pronounce vowels as "or" or "aer", for starters. :p (Example: "Job" as "jorb", "jaerb", or even "jaeaeaerb". "The Cheat" as "The Chort". "Homestar" as "Hormstaer" or "Hamstray")

    As for Coach's rapping, just find an outdated slang term and repeat it many times over a beat.
  • edited June 2008
    Just try imitating Coach Z.
  • edited June 2008
    Make a youtube video so we can all laugh at you.
  • edited June 2008
    ^ yeah!
  • edited June 2008
    xChri5x wrote: »
    Make a youtube video so we can all laugh at you.
    Lolz.
  • edited June 2008
    Wonder Why The brother Chaps didn't make a DVD about this?
  • edited June 2008
    Wonder Why The brother Chaps didn't make a DVD about this?
    Because they never thought of making a DVD about such a stupid thing. LEARN YOURSELF.
  • edited June 2008
    I don't think talking like Coach Z is going to really do you any good.
  • ShauntronShauntron Telltale Alumni
    edited June 2008
    Why don't people make everything I want?
  • edited June 2008
    Go to an open mic night and just keep repeating/mispronouncing "Here we go, 1, 2, 1, 2." If the ladies all ignore you after that you must be doing something right.
  • edited June 2008
    Does anyone know how come Coach Z don't dance no more?
  • edited June 2008
    See Tom? "The Ladies" ignored your post and the topic completely. I couldn't be more proud.
  • edited June 2008
    Krodge wrote: »
    See Tom? "The Ladies" ignored your post and the topic completely. I couldn't be more proud.

    LOL! That is pretty funny.
  • m00m00
    edited June 2008
    Hey, it's The Ladies. Is it true that you all know Strong Bad's name?

    Back on topic: Coach Z speaks with a bogus Inland North accent, so I'd suggest that you get yourself a bogus Inland North accent too. Basically, you just take certain vowel sounds and replace them with other, more different vowels. You can start by reading and listening to the examples on this page (scroll to the very bottom, under the heading "Detroit Area Vowels"). Also, here's a pretty good NPR interview with William Labov that has some nice info about the Northern Cities Shift. Hope this helps.
  • edited June 2008
    ^ Interesting stuff. Great jaerb there.
  • edited June 2008
    Coach Z can't rap. Or talk, for that matter.
  • edited June 2008
    LuigiHann wrote: »
    Coach Z can't rap. Or talk, for that matter.

    You did a great jeeearar,jooorab,jeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrb...ah screw it.
  • edited June 2008
    How do I learn to talk and rap like Coach Z.


    So sorry , i dont know .
  • edited June 2008
    Just say "one two, one two" after everything you say. (and use jorb instead of job)
  • edited June 2008
    Ooze33 wrote: »
    Just say "one two, one two" after everything you say. (and use jorb instead of job)

    Sleep on a bench, to.In a sweaty locker room. Don't shower.You'll got Coach Z Stink, Rap, Talk and Arthritis!
  • edited June 2008
    Just miss words, put some letters in the wrong place and make some of them last twice as long as they should.
  • edited June 2008
    StrongMatt wrote: »
    Just miss words, put some letters in the wrong place and make some of them last twice as long as they should.

    No, SEVERAL times more then they should.
  • edited June 2008
    Hmmm... depends what episode your watching.
  • edited June 2008
    StrongMatt wrote: »
    Hmmm... depends what episode your watching.

    Yeah.Jorb VS. JOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRB
  • edited June 2008
    1,2....2,1,1,2,1,1,2,1,2,1,2

    Do a combination of stuff with 1 and 2.
  • edited June 2008
    Binary+1
  • edited June 2008
    Juhsayngul wrote: »
    Binary+1

    lolwut?
  • edited June 2008
    Never mind.
  • edited July 2008
    Coach Z Dictionary
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Jorb
    Job
    jORb
    Jareb
    Job
    j-air-b
    Sprot
    Sport
    spROT
    Pfargtl
    None
    puh-fARG-tull
    Arp
    Up
    airp/ARp
    Homester
    Homestar
    HOme-stER
    Homestaar
    Homestar
    HOme-stAIR
    Whort
    What
    wuh-ORT
    Pyork
    Puke
    pe-yOR-k
    _______________________________________________________________________

    That's all I can think of at the moment. Other ways to pronounce words like CZ are to:

    *Use AIR to replace things like ARE. Most AR areas.
    *"AH"-sounding parts of words should have an extra "Y" sound at the end. Like "Strong Bayd".

    Rap Help:
    *Mostly talk normaly like Coach Z. No singing.
    *Don't rhyme.
    *Say "One, two" alot during the rap.
    *ALWAYS try to freestyle.
    *Complaining about your bodily ailments are acceptable.


    Okay, so, that's about the best you'll get out of me. A Homestar Runner Dictionary and Words Guide....that's another lesson...for another time.
  • edited July 2008
    Juhsayngul wrote: »
    Never mind.

    I got it. I laughed. Out loud even.
  • edited July 2008
    R A P S O N G Yes! yes, y'all and we don't stop! coach Z and PCP cold rappity rap!

    like that.
  • edited July 2008
    I'm the lyricologel Coach Z,
    I like my ointments topical, Mostly
    And if you got the itchy toes then come see me,
    I got a rap song featuring Peacey P.

    Now listen up to me y'all biscuitheads,
    I'd like a piece of dried toast and 2 scrambled eggs,
    Order hash browns, make 'em extra crips,
    A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits.

    Oh storp, that man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song


    Great stuff.
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