Walking Dead Haikus (Potential Spoilers!)
A haiku is a poem consisting of 3 non-rhyming lines. The first line has to have 5 syllables, the second line has to have 7 syllables, and the last line has to have 5 syllables.
The point of this thread is to make up a haiku that describes a character/situation/event/whatever in the Walking Dead. They can be humorous or serious or a little bit of both. But choose your words wisely. You have exactly 17 syllables to capture the essence of your subject. Here are mine for the characters of Lee, Clementine, and Kenny.
Lee
He's a righteous guy
But if you touch Clementine
He. Will. End. Your. Life.
Clementine
Just a little girl
Staying alive among death
Trying to, at least
Kenny
Mustachioed pal
"Oh you disagree with me?
Well fuck right off then"
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The ending.
Lie down. Start crying.
Crying is now your whole life.
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.
The cast is perfect
The story is stronger yet
I bet, Walking Dead
Haiku is 575 correct? Lol
Why didn't I read the OP?
Bed time.
This damn downvote troll
Picked the wrong thread to fuck with
[summons upvote bots]
Larry
Charm from his ass
Oh wait, it's a heart attack
Quick, get the saltlick
Mischief
I said "I don't know"
I can't believe he bought it!
I did lick the salt!
Carley
Ha, that sure showed her!
Stupid Lilly, thinks she's boss
Wait, what's that in her -
Carley
An action figure
Batteries not included
Why discard her though?
The Meat Locker Scene
Kenny's got talent,
The talent to make saltlick,
Meet ol' ass-charm's head.
Saltlick ? Thanks for the reference :P Nice thread.
If it's any consolation, I thought about you the whole time I wrote this haha
Hope Dies
Oh shit. Grab the gun.
Steady. You got this, Omid.
Wait, was that the door?
Aaaaaand now I'm depressed
Camping Fun Time
Over some old beans,
I slit a wounded dog throat.
Wish it was Lilly's.
Winston
I can take this kid
....Are you fucking kidding me?!
Aaaaand now I'm a corpse
Stitching Up Her Arm
Oh God my arm hurts
I'll stitch it up like a boss
But first a juice break
Clem vs Zombie in the Shed
It's hammer time, bitch!
Oh now they want to show up
I'm. Still. NOT. Bitten.
Lee in the alleyway
So many walkers
Glass and cleaver in my hands
I'm coming, sweat pea
Shooting in the resort
Kenny said it won't be great
Bean's on the way out
Ben
Maybe this will help
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh right. Everything.
Travis
Step back, Ben, you dolt
My dad was special forces
So I'm special t--AHHHH!
Sam
Aww what a cute dog
I wonder if he likes beans
I guess he does. Ow.
Kenny:
He had a hot Stache!
The Stache evolved long time ago.
Now it's a hot beard.
This jacket is warm
But I look like a Care Bear
#WarmPuffyRainbows
You give mods more work to do
Make haikus instead.
He knows where the river is
But not the safety
.
Try writing Haiku
To alleviate boredom
Until 'In Harm's Way'
Lee's gone, I'm alone
I escaped, but he did not
I'm truly alone.
Lee deserved better
Left him amid the ruins
Of my innocence
Their deaths were my fault
I was careless and naive
I need to grow up
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And Christa's mindset:
I know I'm not Lee
I can't shelter you like him
But you'll live...I hope
Clings to the torn photograph
Wants to burn it, can't
A strong, stoic face
But beneath her cold facade
Lies a broken heart
Chuck
An old vagabond
Strumming songs on his guitar
For those still alive
She wanted a hat.
She ends up shooting Omid.
Christa did justice.
Oh shit I got bit
There is a saw over there
(?) This is gonna hurt
It tries to bite your face off
Press X to not die
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The prisoners (4-6-4)
Angry captives
"Fuck you, muthafucka"
Strangling time
Don't allow this to perish
Write Haiku, damn you!
This thread will always come back
Whenever I'm bored
Fresh Fish, new waters
She needs to learn how to swim
And avoid the sharks
Well that was brutal
Clem saw a man get murdered
Fell a Long Way Down
It's been One Long Day
But at least she's through it, right?
...until tomorrow
Is it possible?
For Clem not to be beaten?
Not in Nottingham
Come Hither my friends
Help me escape the compound
Even if you're dead
She gave what she got
Now Rehabilitated
But what's next for her?
Hey there Clementine
Thought you were out of harm's way?
Nope. Eye of the Storm.