Never Ending Cheat Code To Unlock Homestar As A Playable Character

Strongsadioware

CHOPPA, which should take you...

StinkomanFan

back in time to the......

Mouldcube

...to the time when lemons were king. The lemons don't like you so...

Snicklin

...they dunk you in the...

Holyxion

...*blamk*ade...

Snicklin

...and then some. To warp back to Free Country, use...

simon0405

Jimi Hendrix's old guitar too...

Mouldcube

...eat a pile of...

simon0405

whatsit. wich causes...

Mouldcube

...you to have to repeat the first episode of SBCG4AP, only this time...

StinkomanFan

You're playing as Coach Z

Strongsadioware

With the plot being too...

Mouldcube

...horrible for words. switch off coach z's lawnmower...

StinkomanFan

runover the Cheat Commandoes...

Mouldcube

...and then go to the track to start the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race. when there...

Snicklin

...will be a blue void. Throw the banana next to you at it, and it will...

Mouldcube

..spit out another banana, dressed as homsar, which then...

Holyxion

...peels itself...

StinkomanFan

and kills....

Mouldcube

...coach z. you then go back to playing as strong bad who...

StinkomanFan

must solve Coach Z's mysterious murder.....

Mouldcube

...which actually wasn't mysterious because it gives all the answers on a poster behind strong sad, who has been taped to the wall and...

Strongsadioware

Ate BLALRLNGJGYLFJMTFGKD for the aliens standing right next too you, making you run all the way too...

Mouldcube

...a different thread, which isn't very good, so you come back and...

Strongsadioware

Whip the aliens with...

StinkomanFan

speghetti

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...that you pulled from the cheats new hat, which looks like...

Snicklin

...Charlez Dickens. Use the spaghetti after you defeat the aliens by...

Mouldcube

...taunting them with a crimson trophy, then...

Snicklin

...run for your life!!! You will go into a minigame where you must escape the aliens. Once you score 20,000 points...

Mouldcube

...you will glitch the game, and strong bad will have the head of...

StinkomanFan

Homsar to remove the glitch you must...

Mouldcube

...create a youtube account and upload 945 ten minute videos of...

Snicklin

...some unrecognizable internet celeberity. Once this is accomplished, the game will restart to when you were at the track with the old-timey moustache. This time, rather than challenging Marzipan to a fight, you must...

Mouldcube

...give marzipan a ticket to...

Snicklin

...Istanbull. Once she leaves, sneak onto the next plane and...

StinkomanFan

knock out the pilot.

Snicklin

...The course will be set to...

Mouldcube

...the telltale games office and...

Snicklin

...then some. Once you get there, pick up the booklet on...