fall in love with you. You will get married at a small chappel in a quiet Amish colony. Your chance to kill the monster will come on your honeymoon when...
...he leans over the chair. Once the Stick is leaning over, use the tonic on him on the table and he will change back to his own self again. Plant him back where he usually is and plant a seed next to him. Wait until after a rainy day, go to the Stick, and...
you will find a moderately heartbreaking suicide note. The stick has (somehow) killed himself because he couldn't live in a world where you don't love him. Fortunately, the seed you planted looks exactly like the old stick, so for all intents and purposes, nothing has changed. Pick up the radio growing on the new stick and use it to...
...attract main characters. Once they come they will dance to the music until one of them trips over The Stick and realizes it's in a different place...
At which point you try to explain that "for all intents and purposes" nothing has changed, but the main character in question argues that "for all intents and purposes" means nothing since The Stick had class, refinement, and gumption, but the new Stick has no class, a moderate amount of refinement, and only most of the gumption that the old Stick had. This little speech seems to fire up the crowd, transforming them from a crowd to an angry mob. To escape "death by angry mod", which is #99 in "Marth Stuart's Guide to the 101 Most Grusome Deaths of all Time", you must...
...Aperture Science Enrichment Center, where you must complete a whole new set of tests in 5 minutes or you will be *Garbled* Baked *Garbled* and then there will be cake. Once you've done it you will destroy GLaDOS with...
... a fat cat named "Garfield" after this you eat kettle corn which makes you stronger and you start beating up trogmad (a mixture of trogdor and strong mad) by using a character from "Garfield" named Nermal, which makes trogmad upchuck Norris (get it he pukes out Chuck Norris, Get it? up-Chuck Norris, get it now?) which makes him roundhouse kick you in the face and he goes back to his house after this you go to Chuck's house and say ...
... participate in a lasagna eating contest, and he must win to have Arline back. you have to win and it will be really hard because Garfield LOVES lasagna so you have to keep restarting the game until you win ...
... replace your lasagna with total load which you dump on Garfield's lasagna which makes him think it tastes better so you lose, then Garfield gets up and you attack him by using a bomb on Arline's wrist. ...
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but eat 190002626 grapes to push Mama Luigi