his lamp. a geenie comes out and tells you that traditionally, you would get three wishes, but you didn't rub hard enough, so you get one. you wish for...
Buuuut then the paradox created in the beginning of this thread creates a time void, turning the universe inside out, causing a chain reaction eventually leading to this thread restarting as well as the cheat code.
Now go to the track wearing that old-timey mustache and challenge Marzipan to a fight, and win by...
... non-existent pants. it then voips away into nothingness, because it's in homestar's pants. which don't exist. Obviously thinking that he actually IS wearing those pants, he gets mad at you. You start to wonder where you got the lamp from because the paradox started the code over. You decide to jump off a very high...
...angry because he really wanted to see you do the guybrush dance. as he says this, an eagle swoops in and takes him out of the game both for being a real person, and for making a reference to a different game series. as the eagle flies away, he shouts this warning,...
...that makes you really intimidated. Go and pick some typha and make a fire with it. Suck up the smoke with a vacuum that you will find inside a small phone booth on the top of a very steep hill, which you somehow walk up horizontally to get to. After you have done this...
...you meet up with the Grinch who is standing at the top of the mountain with a giant bag of presents. While he is distracted by the growth of his heart, you switch the bag full of smoke on your vaccum with his bag full of presents, and run down the hill to Whoville. when you get the, you find all the who's down in Whoville...
...singing the carols backwards. the who's break free of the spell to find you singing random jiberish. They assume that you are the one responsible for the theft of christmas, and attack you. you throw them off by...
...take turns punching you in the chest. Their hands go through you every time, though. Go grab the shovel by the big colorful house at the end of the street and use it to...
...attempt to dig graves for the whos to put them to rest. you dig too far, and end up on the other side of the world (not that far seeing as they live on a speck of dust).
You then realize that you are allergic to dust, and have a sneezing fit. the home remedy you were taught was to...
...using everything in your inventory, one at a time, from right to left, top to bottom on the biggest couch in the room. A little light will appear in the corner of the room. Go and touch it. You will be warped to...
wait until (irish accent) he eats a baby! (normal accent) while his mouth is open, sneak out, and wave goodbye to the baby. once out of Fat Bastard, you...
...dignity...that hurt, ted12... *snif snif* *looks away*
you then attempt o pick up my dignity, only to find that it is acidic. to pick it up, you must...
throw him through a transdinensional vortex that sends him into the Monkey Island Universe. Immediately, another vortex opens and Max jumps out. Max...
...must attempt to hide the dignity of Lecharles somewhere, but he doesn't have a place to hide it. Then you must help Max to hide lecharles dignity the same way he hid the sasquatch hair and hide it in his...
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Do you know what will make me happy when the doomsday is arrived? This thread will end.
Now go to the track wearing that old-timey mustache and challenge Marzipan to a fight, and win by...
You then realize that you are allergic to dust, and have a sneezing fit. the home remedy you were taught was to...
you then attempt o pick up my dignity, only to find that it is acidic. to pick it up, you must...